V-1326 🛸
@fatrobotempress.bsky.social
👽🔞🏳️⚧️ She/Her | 27 | Massively fat alien invader, representative of the Illythian Empire. Aspiring SSBBW, corpulent and proud of it, pretty friendly if you get to know me~! 🍰🍩 PFP by @feelinimpish.bsky.social~l
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Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Just sharing this again for no reason: hothardware.com/news/death-s...
I am continuing to find brand new ways to play Skyrim incorrectly
February 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I am continuing to find brand new ways to play Skyrim incorrectly
You ever get giggly at 3 AM and make crop circles to fuck with the earthlings
I raygunned a recipe for pudding into a corn field and everyone is freaking out lmao
I raygunned a recipe for pudding into a corn field and everyone is freaking out lmao
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 AM
You ever get giggly at 3 AM and make crop circles to fuck with the earthlings
I raygunned a recipe for pudding into a corn field and everyone is freaking out lmao
I raygunned a recipe for pudding into a corn field and everyone is freaking out lmao
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if you are a fan of what's happening in the US at the moment, get the fuck off my page. you're not welcome here. i want to cultivate a tolerant, progressive space that welcomes everyone, except for fascist chuds who brown-nose our new gestapo. (2/2)
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
if you are a fan of what's happening in the US at the moment, get the fuck off my page. you're not welcome here. i want to cultivate a tolerant, progressive space that welcomes everyone, except for fascist chuds who brown-nose our new gestapo. (2/2)
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February 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Meet GUMMI™, your new forever-friend! 🐛
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Meet GUMMI™, your new forever-friend! 🐛
This is *probably* not an intelligence breach or anything that'd compromise the invasion, right?
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
This is *probably* not an intelligence breach or anything that'd compromise the invasion, right?
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No, I'm not the type of alien who's going to lay eggs in your chest or anything like that! Don't be silly!
I'm just going to sit my fat ass on it and complain about my day while eating pastries!
I'm just going to sit my fat ass on it and complain about my day while eating pastries!
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
No, I'm not the type of alien who's going to lay eggs in your chest or anything like that! Don't be silly!
I'm just going to sit my fat ass on it and complain about my day while eating pastries!
I'm just going to sit my fat ass on it and complain about my day while eating pastries!
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Earth food has unpredictable effects on Illythians, as V-1326 can now attest! I'm sure this won't affect her mission whatsoever...?~
(Thanks so much again to @cowbesity.bsky.social for the sketch! 👽)
(Thanks so much again to @cowbesity.bsky.social for the sketch! 👽)
August 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Earth food has unpredictable effects on Illythians, as V-1326 can now attest! I'm sure this won't affect her mission whatsoever...?~
(Thanks so much again to @cowbesity.bsky.social for the sketch! 👽)
(Thanks so much again to @cowbesity.bsky.social for the sketch! 👽)
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Real V13 sketchposting hours! Forgot to post some of these!
(🎨 by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social, @feelinimpish.bsky.social, @toothystuff.bsky.social, and @cowbesity.bsky.social~!)
(🎨 by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social, @feelinimpish.bsky.social, @toothystuff.bsky.social, and @cowbesity.bsky.social~!)
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Real V13 sketchposting hours! Forgot to post some of these!
(🎨 by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social, @feelinimpish.bsky.social, @toothystuff.bsky.social, and @cowbesity.bsky.social~!)
(🎨 by @lifelinelemons.bsky.social, @feelinimpish.bsky.social, @toothystuff.bsky.social, and @cowbesity.bsky.social~!)
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confection for @fatrobotempress.bsky.social: she might be in for a rude awakening soon
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
confection for @fatrobotempress.bsky.social: she might be in for a rude awakening soon
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Hey everyone, it's Sicstories !If you can repost this so I can get reconnected with everyone I'd super appreciate it. I'll comment with honest praise or if we haven't met, something I like about your profile!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Hey everyone, it's Sicstories !If you can repost this so I can get reconnected with everyone I'd super appreciate it. I'll comment with honest praise or if we haven't met, something I like about your profile!
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January 28, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Discord's gif search sucks now and I hate everything, it's making it impossible to get what gif I need when I need it.
It's unironically faster to just google the gif I'm thinking of because it's usually the first result and at least LISTED.
This? This is borderline unusable and genuinely garbage.
It's unironically faster to just google the gif I'm thinking of because it's usually the first result and at least LISTED.
This? This is borderline unusable and genuinely garbage.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Discord's gif search sucks now and I hate everything, it's making it impossible to get what gif I need when I need it.
It's unironically faster to just google the gif I'm thinking of because it's usually the first result and at least LISTED.
This? This is borderline unusable and genuinely garbage.
It's unironically faster to just google the gif I'm thinking of because it's usually the first result and at least LISTED.
This? This is borderline unusable and genuinely garbage.
I'm booooored, reply with a planet you want me to blow up with my death ray.
a cartoon character with a pink eye is standing on a checkerboard floor
ALT: a cartoon character with a pink eye is standing on a checkerboard floor
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January 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I'm booooored, reply with a planet you want me to blow up with my death ray.
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I should be in charge of more things with big red buttons.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I should be in charge of more things with big red buttons.
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[Inflation, Blueberry]
Ok ok I take back what I said before there's signs of danger it's bad oh so bad oooooh no
(Me and @dawnthesylv.bsky.social , finding out that those 'Oran' berries lookalikes were indeed, bad)
Ok ok I take back what I said before there's signs of danger it's bad oh so bad oooooh no
(Me and @dawnthesylv.bsky.social , finding out that those 'Oran' berries lookalikes were indeed, bad)
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
[Inflation, Blueberry]
Ok ok I take back what I said before there's signs of danger it's bad oh so bad oooooh no
(Me and @dawnthesylv.bsky.social , finding out that those 'Oran' berries lookalikes were indeed, bad)
Ok ok I take back what I said before there's signs of danger it's bad oh so bad oooooh no
(Me and @dawnthesylv.bsky.social , finding out that those 'Oran' berries lookalikes were indeed, bad)
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
...I'm sorry, it's my first day on the teleporter controls, I promise we'll have this sorted out before your scheduled probing. 💦
...I'm sorry, it's my first day on the teleporter controls, I promise we'll have this sorted out before your scheduled probing. 💦
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
...I'm sorry, it's my first day on the teleporter controls, I promise we'll have this sorted out before your scheduled probing. 💦
...I'm sorry, it's my first day on the teleporter controls, I promise we'll have this sorted out before your scheduled probing. 💦
Back on my intergalactic bullshit.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Back on my intergalactic bullshit.
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confection for @fatrobotempress.bsky.social of valyria perusing some expensive goods on a chilly winter evening
January 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
confection for @fatrobotempress.bsky.social of valyria perusing some expensive goods on a chilly winter evening
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these pranks are getting weird man
how did they even write that up there?
how did they even write that up there?
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
these pranks are getting weird man
how did they even write that up there?
how did they even write that up there?
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Did you think the dragons' obsession with hoarding was only for gold?
sequel of my maleficent pic, commissioned by: @bigbadarcamedes.bsky.social TYSM! 💜
sequel of my maleficent pic, commissioned by: @bigbadarcamedes.bsky.social TYSM! 💜
January 10, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Did you think the dragons' obsession with hoarding was only for gold?
sequel of my maleficent pic, commissioned by: @bigbadarcamedes.bsky.social TYSM! 💜
sequel of my maleficent pic, commissioned by: @bigbadarcamedes.bsky.social TYSM! 💜
Well, Year of the Horse!
Time to find five other fatfurs to become a bunch of Mane Six kins with as their Rarity and finally marathon MLP:FiM start to finish~
Time to find five other fatfurs to become a bunch of Mane Six kins with as their Rarity and finally marathon MLP:FiM start to finish~
a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
ALT: a cartoon pony with a purple hat and a piece of cake in her hand
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January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Well, Year of the Horse!
Time to find five other fatfurs to become a bunch of Mane Six kins with as their Rarity and finally marathon MLP:FiM start to finish~
Time to find five other fatfurs to become a bunch of Mane Six kins with as their Rarity and finally marathon MLP:FiM start to finish~
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(CW: Implied popping) Boom Box
December 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
(CW: Implied popping) Boom Box