Fat Merman Designs
@fatmerman.com
A legend surfaces.
Myth meets mischief.
🧜♂️ Fat Merman Designs — where ocean dreams get weird.
🌐 fatmerman.com
Myth meets mischief.
🧜♂️ Fat Merman Designs — where ocean dreams get weird.
🌐 fatmerman.com
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Fat Merman Designs
@fatmerman.com
· Nov 2
🧜♂️ He’s surfacing.
Fat Merman Designs — Clothing That Scales.
Coming Black Friday.
fatmerman.com#FatMermanDesignsn#MermanRisingn#BlackFridayLaunch🧜♂️
Fat Merman Designs is live.
Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank.
Bold, funny, scuba inspired gear made for divers and ocean people.
fatmerman.com/product-cate...
🧜♂️🤿
Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank.
Bold, funny, scuba inspired gear made for divers and ocean people.
fatmerman.com/product-cate...
🧜♂️🤿
December 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fat Merman Designs is live.
Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank.
Bold, funny, scuba inspired gear made for divers and ocean people.
fatmerman.com/product-cate...
🧜♂️🤿
Our first featured collection is Dive With Frank.
Bold, funny, scuba inspired gear made for divers and ocean people.
fatmerman.com/product-cate...
🧜♂️🤿
New chaotic designs just dropped at Fat Merman Designs.
If your personality is 50% humor and 50% questionable decisions, I’ve got your wardrobe handled.
— Emotionally Unavailable
— What Has Been Seen
— Dis Some Bowl
— Hot Mess Express
— Natural 20s
— Pro Pain Tote
Which one are you claiming?
If your personality is 50% humor and 50% questionable decisions, I’ve got your wardrobe handled.
— Emotionally Unavailable
— What Has Been Seen
— Dis Some Bowl
— Hot Mess Express
— Natural 20s
— Pro Pain Tote
Which one are you claiming?
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
New chaotic designs just dropped at Fat Merman Designs.
If your personality is 50% humor and 50% questionable decisions, I’ve got your wardrobe handled.
— Emotionally Unavailable
— What Has Been Seen
— Dis Some Bowl
— Hot Mess Express
— Natural 20s
— Pro Pain Tote
Which one are you claiming?
If your personality is 50% humor and 50% questionable decisions, I’ve got your wardrobe handled.
— Emotionally Unavailable
— What Has Been Seen
— Dis Some Bowl
— Hot Mess Express
— Natural 20s
— Pro Pain Tote
Which one are you claiming?
The Holiday Drop 2025 is here and it’s everything except emotionally stable.
New designs include:
• Fat Merman
• Jolly As F*ck
• Jingle Hells
• Seasonal Depression Mode: ON
• Merry Whatever
• I Hate Christmas
• Dead Inside But Festive
Celebrate the season like the delightful mess you are.
New designs include:
• Fat Merman
• Jolly As F*ck
• Jingle Hells
• Seasonal Depression Mode: ON
• Merry Whatever
• I Hate Christmas
• Dead Inside But Festive
Celebrate the season like the delightful mess you are.
December 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The Holiday Drop 2025 is here and it’s everything except emotionally stable.
New designs include:
• Fat Merman
• Jolly As F*ck
• Jingle Hells
• Seasonal Depression Mode: ON
• Merry Whatever
• I Hate Christmas
• Dead Inside But Festive
Celebrate the season like the delightful mess you are.
New designs include:
• Fat Merman
• Jolly As F*ck
• Jingle Hells
• Seasonal Depression Mode: ON
• Merry Whatever
• I Hate Christmas
• Dead Inside But Festive
Celebrate the season like the delightful mess you are.
Fat Merman Designs is officially live.
This is only a preview, not the full collection.
New designs will be added every week.
Black Friday discount is active through 12/5.
Explore the shop: fatmerman.com
This is only a preview, not the full collection.
New designs will be added every week.
Black Friday discount is active through 12/5.
Explore the shop: fatmerman.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Fat Merman Designs is officially live.
This is only a preview, not the full collection.
New designs will be added every week.
Black Friday discount is active through 12/5.
Explore the shop: fatmerman.com
This is only a preview, not the full collection.
New designs will be added every week.
Black Friday discount is active through 12/5.
Explore the shop: fatmerman.com
🌊 FAT MERMAN DESIGNS IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!
After months of caffeine, chaos, and questionable choices, the underwater circus has opened its doors.
Bold shirts.
Weird shirts.
Shirts your mom will absolutely hate.
Dive in & make waves: fatmerman.com
🧜♂️💙 Clothing that scales.
Let’s get weird.
After months of caffeine, chaos, and questionable choices, the underwater circus has opened its doors.
Bold shirts.
Weird shirts.
Shirts your mom will absolutely hate.
Dive in & make waves: fatmerman.com
🧜♂️💙 Clothing that scales.
Let’s get weird.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🌊 FAT MERMAN DESIGNS IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!
After months of caffeine, chaos, and questionable choices, the underwater circus has opened its doors.
Bold shirts.
Weird shirts.
Shirts your mom will absolutely hate.
Dive in & make waves: fatmerman.com
🧜♂️💙 Clothing that scales.
Let’s get weird.
After months of caffeine, chaos, and questionable choices, the underwater circus has opened its doors.
Bold shirts.
Weird shirts.
Shirts your mom will absolutely hate.
Dive in & make waves: fatmerman.com
🧜♂️💙 Clothing that scales.
Let’s get weird.
Those other T-shirt shops: 😒
Fat Merman Designs: 😌🌊
First official drop goes live Black Friday — November 29.
Hand-drawn, ocean-hearted, fat merman energy incoming.
#FatMermanDesigns #BlackFridayDrop #IndieCreator
Fat Merman Designs: 😌🌊
First official drop goes live Black Friday — November 29.
Hand-drawn, ocean-hearted, fat merman energy incoming.
#FatMermanDesigns #BlackFridayDrop #IndieCreator
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Those other T-shirt shops: 😒
Fat Merman Designs: 😌🌊
First official drop goes live Black Friday — November 29.
Hand-drawn, ocean-hearted, fat merman energy incoming.
#FatMermanDesigns #BlackFridayDrop #IndieCreator
Fat Merman Designs: 😌🌊
First official drop goes live Black Friday — November 29.
Hand-drawn, ocean-hearted, fat merman energy incoming.
#FatMermanDesigns #BlackFridayDrop #IndieCreator
What if creativity grew like coral?
Fat Merman Designs starts with a spark, grows into a sprout, and blossoms into a whole underwater garden of shirts.
The Tribe is open to anyone who loves joy. 💙🌱
#FatMermanDesigns #ArtCommunity #IndieDesign #MerCulture #WhimsicalArt #FatMermanTribe
Fat Merman Designs starts with a spark, grows into a sprout, and blossoms into a whole underwater garden of shirts.
The Tribe is open to anyone who loves joy. 💙🌱
#FatMermanDesigns #ArtCommunity #IndieDesign #MerCulture #WhimsicalArt #FatMermanTribe
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What if creativity grew like coral?
Fat Merman Designs starts with a spark, grows into a sprout, and blossoms into a whole underwater garden of shirts.
The Tribe is open to anyone who loves joy. 💙🌱
#FatMermanDesigns #ArtCommunity #IndieDesign #MerCulture #WhimsicalArt #FatMermanTribe
Fat Merman Designs starts with a spark, grows into a sprout, and blossoms into a whole underwater garden of shirts.
The Tribe is open to anyone who loves joy. 💙🌱
#FatMermanDesigns #ArtCommunity #IndieDesign #MerCulture #WhimsicalArt #FatMermanTribe
He took his coffee breaks too literally. ☕️🌊
Now he runs Fat Merman Designs…where burnout becomes buoyancy.
#OceanFabulous #WeirdFishWelcome
Now he runs Fat Merman Designs…where burnout becomes buoyancy.
#OceanFabulous #WeirdFishWelcome
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
He took his coffee breaks too literally. ☕️🌊
Now he runs Fat Merman Designs…where burnout becomes buoyancy.
#OceanFabulous #WeirdFishWelcome
Now he runs Fat Merman Designs…where burnout becomes buoyancy.
#OceanFabulous #WeirdFishWelcome
The Fat Merman’s long weekend: from rum to recovery. 🍹➡️☕
Dive through the aftermath one photo at a time.
#FatMermanDesigns #WeekendAftermath #TikiLife
Dive through the aftermath one photo at a time.
#FatMermanDesigns #WeekendAftermath #TikiLife
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Fat Merman’s long weekend: from rum to recovery. 🍹➡️☕
Dive through the aftermath one photo at a time.
#FatMermanDesigns #WeekendAftermath #TikiLife
Dive through the aftermath one photo at a time.
#FatMermanDesigns #WeekendAftermath #TikiLife
The Fat Merman’s morning meeting: turtle with glasses, octopus with pencils, and one salty creative director. ☕🐙
🌊 Doors open Black Friday! Sign up at fatmerman.com for your launch discount.
#FatMerman #MakingWaves #StayWet #CreativeVibes
🌊 Doors open Black Friday! Sign up at fatmerman.com for your launch discount.
#FatMerman #MakingWaves #StayWet #CreativeVibes
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The Fat Merman’s morning meeting: turtle with glasses, octopus with pencils, and one salty creative director. ☕🐙
🌊 Doors open Black Friday! Sign up at fatmerman.com for your launch discount.
#FatMerman #MakingWaves #StayWet #CreativeVibes
🌊 Doors open Black Friday! Sign up at fatmerman.com for your launch discount.
#FatMerman #MakingWaves #StayWet #CreativeVibes
Breaking from the depths:
The Fat Merman’s underwater lab is officially live. ⚡
The first shirts are printing — powered by eels, designed with chaos, and approved by one sarcastic turtle.
🌊 fatmerman.com | #FatMermanDesigns #StayWet #UnderwaterWorkshop
The Fat Merman’s underwater lab is officially live. ⚡
The first shirts are printing — powered by eels, designed with chaos, and approved by one sarcastic turtle.
🌊 fatmerman.com | #FatMermanDesigns #StayWet #UnderwaterWorkshop
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Breaking from the depths:
The Fat Merman’s underwater lab is officially live. ⚡
The first shirts are printing — powered by eels, designed with chaos, and approved by one sarcastic turtle.
🌊 fatmerman.com | #FatMermanDesigns #StayWet #UnderwaterWorkshop
The Fat Merman’s underwater lab is officially live. ⚡
The first shirts are printing — powered by eels, designed with chaos, and approved by one sarcastic turtle.
🌊 fatmerman.com | #FatMermanDesigns #StayWet #UnderwaterWorkshop
He’s logged in. The tail is brushed. The Wi-Fi is kelp-powered. 🧜♂️💻
Fat Merman is ready.
Designs still classified. Drop still locked.
But he’s laughing like someone just opened a clamshell and saw the future.
#FMD #OceanDrip #FatMermanDesigns #DeepDrip #MerchFromTheDeep
Fat Merman is ready.
Designs still classified. Drop still locked.
But he’s laughing like someone just opened a clamshell and saw the future.
#FMD #OceanDrip #FatMermanDesigns #DeepDrip #MerchFromTheDeep
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He’s logged in. The tail is brushed. The Wi-Fi is kelp-powered. 🧜♂️💻
Fat Merman is ready.
Designs still classified. Drop still locked.
But he’s laughing like someone just opened a clamshell and saw the future.
#FMD #OceanDrip #FatMermanDesigns #DeepDrip #MerchFromTheDeep
Fat Merman is ready.
Designs still classified. Drop still locked.
But he’s laughing like someone just opened a clamshell and saw the future.
#FMD #OceanDrip #FatMermanDesigns #DeepDrip #MerchFromTheDeep
The Fat Merman’s office? An octopus with a clipboard, a turtle in hoodie, and shirt ideas swimming everywhere.
Team FMD is making waves and dripping tees.
🧜♂️ Stay tuned. #FMD #MerchFromTheDeep #AquaticOfficeCulture
Team FMD is making waves and dripping tees.
🧜♂️ Stay tuned. #FMD #MerchFromTheDeep #AquaticOfficeCulture
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The Fat Merman’s office? An octopus with a clipboard, a turtle in hoodie, and shirt ideas swimming everywhere.
Team FMD is making waves and dripping tees.
🧜♂️ Stay tuned. #FMD #MerchFromTheDeep #AquaticOfficeCulture
Team FMD is making waves and dripping tees.
🧜♂️ Stay tuned. #FMD #MerchFromTheDeep #AquaticOfficeCulture
The Fat Merman is sketching shirts at the bottom of the ocean.
A giant pencil. A jellyfish light. A turtle assistant named Kevin.
FMD drops soon. And yes, it's weird on porpoise. 🧜♂️
#FMD #FatMerman #UnderwaterDrip #IndieMerch #SeaPunkStyle #Mermancore
A giant pencil. A jellyfish light. A turtle assistant named Kevin.
FMD drops soon. And yes, it's weird on porpoise. 🧜♂️
#FMD #FatMerman #UnderwaterDrip #IndieMerch #SeaPunkStyle #Mermancore
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The Fat Merman is sketching shirts at the bottom of the ocean.
A giant pencil. A jellyfish light. A turtle assistant named Kevin.
FMD drops soon. And yes, it's weird on porpoise. 🧜♂️
#FMD #FatMerman #UnderwaterDrip #IndieMerch #SeaPunkStyle #Mermancore
A giant pencil. A jellyfish light. A turtle assistant named Kevin.
FMD drops soon. And yes, it's weird on porpoise. 🧜♂️
#FMD #FatMerman #UnderwaterDrip #IndieMerch #SeaPunkStyle #Mermancore
Something salty this way comes.
FatMerman.com hits Black Friday with funny, edgy streetwear — graphic tees, hoodies, and all the attitude you can fit in a wetsuit.
Sign up for updates and maybe catch a first-adopter discount when we splash.
#FatMerman #StaySalty #BlackFridayDrop #Streetwear
FatMerman.com hits Black Friday with funny, edgy streetwear — graphic tees, hoodies, and all the attitude you can fit in a wetsuit.
Sign up for updates and maybe catch a first-adopter discount when we splash.
#FatMerman #StaySalty #BlackFridayDrop #Streetwear
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Something salty this way comes.
FatMerman.com hits Black Friday with funny, edgy streetwear — graphic tees, hoodies, and all the attitude you can fit in a wetsuit.
Sign up for updates and maybe catch a first-adopter discount when we splash.
#FatMerman #StaySalty #BlackFridayDrop #Streetwear
FatMerman.com hits Black Friday with funny, edgy streetwear — graphic tees, hoodies, and all the attitude you can fit in a wetsuit.
Sign up for updates and maybe catch a first-adopter discount when we splash.
#FatMerman #StaySalty #BlackFridayDrop #Streetwear
The ocean’s loudest legend just resurfaced.
⚓ The Legend of the Fat Merman — an advent of chaos, charisma & chub-powered magic.
New stanzas drop every few days till Black Friday 🌊
👉 fatmerman.com/the-legend-of-the-fat-merman
#FatMermanDesigns #StaySalty #OceanIcon
⚓ The Legend of the Fat Merman — an advent of chaos, charisma & chub-powered magic.
New stanzas drop every few days till Black Friday 🌊
👉 fatmerman.com/the-legend-of-the-fat-merman
#FatMermanDesigns #StaySalty #OceanIcon
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The ocean’s loudest legend just resurfaced.
⚓ The Legend of the Fat Merman — an advent of chaos, charisma & chub-powered magic.
New stanzas drop every few days till Black Friday 🌊
👉 fatmerman.com/the-legend-of-the-fat-merman
#FatMermanDesigns #StaySalty #OceanIcon
⚓ The Legend of the Fat Merman — an advent of chaos, charisma & chub-powered magic.
New stanzas drop every few days till Black Friday 🌊
👉 fatmerman.com/the-legend-of-the-fat-merman
#FatMermanDesigns #StaySalty #OceanIcon
Found this drifting off the digital reef.
It glows. It hums. It’s definitely trouble.
The Fat Merman surfaces Black Friday. 🌊
fatmerman.com
It glows. It hums. It’s definitely trouble.
The Fat Merman surfaces Black Friday. 🌊
fatmerman.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Found this drifting off the digital reef.
It glows. It hums. It’s definitely trouble.
The Fat Merman surfaces Black Friday. 🌊
fatmerman.com
It glows. It hums. It’s definitely trouble.
The Fat Merman surfaces Black Friday. 🌊
fatmerman.com
🧜♂️ He’s surfacing.
Fat Merman Designs — Clothing That Scales.
Coming Black Friday.
fatmerman.com#FatMermanDesignsn#MermanRisingn#BlackFridayLaunch🧜♂️
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
🧜♂️ He’s surfacing.
Fat Merman Designs — Clothing That Scales.
Coming Black Friday.
fatmerman.com#FatMermanDesignsn#MermanRisingn#BlackFridayLaunch🧜♂️