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A legend surfaces.
Myth meets mischief.
🧜‍♂️ Fat Merman Designs — where ocean dreams get weird.
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Pinned
🧜‍♂️ He’s surfacing. Fat Merman Designs — Clothing That Scales. Coming Black Friday. fatmerman.com#FatMermanDesignsn#MermanRisingn#BlackFridayLaunch🧜‍♂️
He took his coffee breaks too literally. ☕️🌊
Now he runs Fat Merman Designs…where burnout becomes buoyancy.
#OceanFabulous #WeirdFishWelcome
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The Fat Merman’s long weekend: from rum to recovery. 🍹➡️☕
Dive through the aftermath one photo at a time.
#FatMermanDesigns #WeekendAftermath #TikiLife
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The Fat Merman’s morning meeting: turtle with glasses, octopus with pencils, and one salty creative director. ☕🐙
🌊 Doors open Black Friday! Sign up at fatmerman.com for your launch discount.
#FatMerman #MakingWaves #StayWet #CreativeVibes
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Breaking from the depths:
The Fat Merman’s underwater lab is officially live. ⚡

The first shirts are printing — powered by eels, designed with chaos, and approved by one sarcastic turtle.

🌊 fatmerman.com | #FatMermanDesigns #StayWet #UnderwaterWorkshop
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
He’s logged in. The tail is brushed. The Wi-Fi is kelp-powered. 🧜‍♂️💻
Fat Merman is ready.
Designs still classified. Drop still locked.
But he’s laughing like someone just opened a clamshell and saw the future.
#FMD #OceanDrip #FatMermanDesigns #DeepDrip #MerchFromTheDeep
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The Fat Merman’s office? An octopus with a clipboard, a turtle in hoodie, and shirt ideas swimming everywhere.
Team FMD is making waves and dripping tees.
🧜‍♂️ Stay tuned. #FMD #MerchFromTheDeep #AquaticOfficeCulture
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The Fat Merman is sketching shirts at the bottom of the ocean.

A giant pencil. A jellyfish light. A turtle assistant named Kevin.

FMD drops soon. And yes, it's weird on porpoise. 🧜‍♂️

#FMD #FatMerman #UnderwaterDrip #IndieMerch #SeaPunkStyle #Mermancore
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Something salty this way comes.
FatMerman.com hits Black Friday with funny, edgy streetwear — graphic tees, hoodies, and all the attitude you can fit in a wetsuit.

Sign up for updates and maybe catch a first-adopter discount when we splash.
#FatMerman #StaySalty #BlackFridayDrop #Streetwear
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The ocean’s loudest legend just resurfaced.

⚓ The Legend of the Fat Merman — an advent of chaos, charisma & chub-powered magic.

New stanzas drop every few days till Black Friday 🌊
👉 fatmerman.com/the-legend-of-the-fat-merman

#FatMermanDesigns #StaySalty #OceanIcon
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Found this drifting off the digital reef.
It glows. It hums. It’s definitely trouble.

The Fat Merman surfaces Black Friday. 🌊
fatmerman.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
🧜‍♂️ He’s surfacing. Fat Merman Designs — Clothing That Scales. Coming Black Friday. fatmerman.com#FatMermanDesignsn#MermanRisingn#BlackFridayLaunch🧜‍♂️
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM