Looking for something that really fits that fun Hallowe'en one shot coming up tonight? Try being a pumpkinhead! Free content for 5th & 3.5th edition D&D.

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The only way to get around a shadow-ban is also the best way to spread authentic music: by sharing it for others to find and enjoy.

I used to be afraid of the news articles saying that Japan has approved the creation of human/animal hybrids, but after seeing the "dire wolf" and how they created it, I'm pretty confident this is just Japan's way of adding green and blue anime hair colours to the general population.

April Fools or just some silly 3.5E D&D monsters? Let your players be the judge when you throw killer tomatoes at them!

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Once upon a time, there was a conspiracy theory that the American government had access to a time machine and were using future knowledge to maintain global dominance.

I like that nobody believes this theory anymore, because even the hardest nutcase can look around and see that this one is bunkum.

We didn't even manage to have our new @deethesphinx.bsky.social blanket from UwU Market for a full day before my son decided it was his new blanket. He left his old one abandoned in the living room in an act of unmitigated callousness.

Fun Fact: Elven necromancy involves bringing dead wood back to life. While this may seem much more harmless than conventional necromancy, it ultimately results in creepy marionette dolls with an inhuman range of motion.

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Maybe the problem is that we keep getting new years. Instead, we should look into getting a used year in good condition. It creates less overall waste, we get a sense of what we'll be getting, and it's cheaper.

To any and all anagram-lovers out there reading this, I wish you a cherry mist mars and a hyper ape yawn!

Not enjoying the nearly omnipresent Christmas songs playing everywhere? Try mentally inserting the "Like a Light Bulb!" bonus line from Rudolph in any silences of any song. See how many work.

Fauna's callout-graduation recontextualizes so many things that have gone under one's perceptive radar before, and nobody on the outside can know what's what. The previous semi- & full graduations. Ina's inability to stream. Gura's health break. It's all now tainted with the doubt of "what if?".

There are so many reasons why the difference between Bluesky and X is like day and night, not the least of which is because I STILL CAN'T FIND NIGHT MODE YET IN THE SETTINGS!

If cutlery were invented today, there'd be people who'd argue that it's dangerous to have bladed objects at a dinner table and that such "miniature weapons" promoted violence.