John C
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John C
@fatchans.bsky.social
Nerdy not needy. Nudist friendly in sympathetic circles. I realize that it is not possible to have all my real-life contacts together on a single social media page. People are just funny that way.
May you have a good spurtaday.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Now you're cocking with oil.
January 10, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Prime example.
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just out of curiosity:
What Generation are you?

A. Baby Boomer (1946-1964)
B. Gen X (1965-1980)
C. Gen Y/Millennial (1981-1996)
D. Gen Z (1997-2012)

State your generation, your year of birth, and, if you wish, include a photo of your choice.

Gen Z. 1966. But I identify best with the Boomers.
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My softie Saturday was interrupted again. Looks like it's gonna be a Splatturday instead.
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Triptych.
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Yes I'm past prime, but i can still be primed. OMG you sexy men. YKWYK.
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Hibiscus is past prime. So am I. I'm ok with that.
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A bit of perfection
January 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Post a picture of you at school.
1972 school photo. Kindegarten
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
2016 vs. 2026.
April 2016 was the last time i fixed the church bell. Can't do that anymore.
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I thought i would feel bad about it. Maybe just a little bit. But gotta be honest: i love blocking folks on here. I never asked to see guys who enjoy filling diapers.
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
They are too far apart for a good photo, but at least they're here and happy. Love my hibiscus.
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Yes i have trouble with colors but i can still thread a needle. Hemming grampa new sweatpants because he is wider than tall and he couldn't find anything that fit.
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
January 3, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I got the lucky coin in the Vasilopita bread. (Forgot to take a photo and found it in my coat pocket today.)
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I was curious - so I scrolled through a friend's friend profile. Now I know why he's heterosexual. And I am convinced that I will never be. 🙄
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
converted to gif (less than 10mb) for nonshy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

They Might be Giant Fine Young Cannibals
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Gang Of Four Tops
ruin two bands by combining them:

Wet Willie Leg
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i had to make the most of the opportunity. i move with the grace and agility of a cow...and i need better snow and a cameraman.
December 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
I was 3!
(1969) "The Cemetery" A greedy nephew murders his uncle and is subsequently driven insane by a seemingly haunted painting of the family cemetery, which keeps changing to depict a freshly dug open grave meant for him.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.

“Witchfinder General” (aka “The Conqueror Worm”) was on TV … I must have been about 6 or 7. Waaaaay too much.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.

...this movie came out when I was 8; when I was 10, our family rented it on VHS, along with "Dolemite" & "Petey Wheatstraw", which we sat down to watch as a family.

those were the first movies I saw that weren't on TV.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
one of the first photos i took of Vinny after our first night together. Please do not repost. I miss him a lot.
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM