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fatasset.bsky.social
@fatasset.bsky.social
still embarrassing myself
Every time I start to settle into Sydney I’m reminded that living here is terrible and it’s my punishment for not fully appreciating Washington.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
just a coincidence Albanese was coming back from the US??
October 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Sydney B1 bus had heat blowing on a 100F day for 40+ minutes. Kind of a bonding experience with the other trapped passengers but also hallucinating sooooo
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Can’t believe I let six months slip away before I replaced my cast iron. We’re back!!!
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
EDIT: they added the Australian journalist getting shot with a rubber bullet to the intro!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Jeju Island 10/10
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
(6/6) Although our times been short it’s sweet. To my truest love and my most favorite person in the world, happy first year. Here’s to 100 more in this life and 1000 more in the next life. Алла бирса.
September 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
(5/6) Over the last year we’ve felt every emotion, taken on many hardships, and watched our relationship evolve. We sleep without knowing when we‘ll see each other. We pass time with virtual laughter and dream time visits. We inch closer towards each other stitching together miles of shared smiles.
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
(4/6) He was my first interaction with a Russian, a Tatar and/or a scientist, the first to send a love note by chatGPT, the first to show me Quistibi and khachapuri, first second date roadtripping to Yellowstone, first person I ever made a social media post about, and the first to see me wholly.
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
(3/6) Bulat and I are a collection of firsts. I was his first, first date hook up (supposedly), first person to show him how to illegally stream nfl, first backpacking trip, first to explain heebie jeebies and the first person to be so attuned to his thoughts he calls me a perfect prediction model.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
(2/6) Our future was prefaced by bad omens. Our first inside joke was “not right now” and my wedding ring is 9mm (like the bullet). We couldn’t get 10mm on two days notice. Despite our ill-fated circumstances, I am the luckiest person in the world for the happenstance that united me and Bulat.
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
(1/6) A year ago today I met Bulat. The true loml. In 34 days we’ll celebrate our first wedding anniversary. I never dreamed of getting married and I definitely never thought I’d end up living 7,770 miles apart from him once we did. I guess our miles are lucky even if the distance isn’t.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Made it to Seoul just in time for the Make Korea Great Again rally (fml)
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Showed up to yin yoga and they swapped the class to mat pilates. If we’re playing life on challenge mode I’m at least having Oporto for dinner
September 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Got a sinking feeling that the Joy Division T-shirt is about to resurface as a trend for northern hemisphere autumn
July 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
thinking bout homeeee
July 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
finding this watercolor at the thrift brought me so much joy. figuring out it looks like Pritchard Park brings me eternal joy.
July 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Got a little too confident vibe cooking polymer
June 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
aging is generally cool but no one told me accepting mortality would take up 75% of my headspace in the weeks leading up to my 30th bday
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
My coworker said she can’t watch 90 Day because the throuple is too much and that’s literally the last reason someone shouldn’t watch reality TV.
June 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Channel 9 intro goes so hard US had to shoot the first AU reporter they saw in the states.
June 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
donated to an unhoused person and got this snazzy bracelet. Forgiveness and love = peace :)
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
every misogynist claims to be chivalrous until it’s time to give up their seat on a bus packed body to body
June 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
hi please sign my petition to make every inch of earth a dark sky park
June 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
the audacity of a camping store to close at 5pm on the Friday night before I’m going camping :,)
May 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM