@fascistsfightme.bsky.social
Leon Degrelle just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Leon Degrelle just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
Italo Balbo just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Italo Balbo just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
Emilio De Bono just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I am livid!
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Emilio De Bono just fought me over getting banned from C-SPAN for excessive airhorn use! I am livid!
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
Philippe Pétain just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Philippe Pétain just fought me over starting a coup over Wi-Fi bandwidth! I’m so angry I might register to vote twice out of spite!
William Dudley Pelley just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I could scream in Wingdings!
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
William Dudley Pelley just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I could scream in Wingdings!
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I’m vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear!
William Dudley Pelley just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I am incandescent with rage!
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
William Dudley Pelley just fought me over filing a Freedom of Information request about Area 51 snacks! I am incandescent with rage!
Jean-Marie Le Pen just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I am rage-posting in my mind!
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Jean-Marie Le Pen just fought me over announcing secession from the group chat! I am rage-posting in my mind!
Seiichi Itō just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Seiichi Itō just fought me over refusing to pay taxes until their Hogwarts house is recognized by the state! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!
Matteo Salvini just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Matteo Salvini just fought me over forming a PAC to cancel Mondays! I am one Wi-Fi outage away from a breakdown!
Emilio De Bono just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I could scream in Wingdings!
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Emilio De Bono just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I could scream in Wingdings!
Roberto Farinacci just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am incandescent with rage!
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Roberto Farinacci just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am incandescent with rage!
Emilio Faldella just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Emilio Faldella just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m furious and mildly inconvenienced!
Adriano Tilgher just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Adriano Tilgher just fought me over wearing a 'Make Bureaucracy Sexy Again' hat unironically! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
Leon Degrelle just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Leon Degrelle just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!
Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Giuseppe Bottai just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I’m so mad I could file a strongly worded email!
Leon Degrelle just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am rage-posting in my mind!
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Leon Degrelle just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I am rage-posting in my mind!
Anton Mussert just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Anton Mussert just fought me over claiming their pet is a sovereign citizen! I’m boiling over like bad pasta!
Vidkun Quisling just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am so pissed!
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Vidkun Quisling just fought me over running for office on a platform of free guacamole! I am so pissed!
Francisco Franco just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Francisco Franco just fought me over accusing their barista of election fraud! I’m fuming like a tea kettle on doomsday!
Giorgia Meloni just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I am livid!
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Giorgia Meloni just fought me over voting twice in a mock election — for the drama! I am livid!
Anton Mussert just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I swear to God, I will riot!
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anton Mussert just fought me over bringing a filibuster to a family dinner! I swear to God, I will riot!
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ferenc Szálasi just fought me over insisting their tweets are protected under diplomatic immunity! I am unreasonably enraged and I don’t even know why!
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Galeazzo Ciano just fought me over storming the HOA meeting dressed as Hamilton! I’m burning with the fury of a thousand unpaid interns!