Penelope 🇨🇦
@farmgirlfunny.bsky.social
Just here for the laughs. And I’m a very nice Canadian. But I do cuss a lot.
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Penelope 🇨🇦
@farmgirlfunny.bsky.social
· Dec 22
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
It had to be said.
It had to be said.
You know how ppl say dumb stuff & then they shout “just kidding” but you know damn well they ain’t kidding and so you boop them on their nose and you say stuff like “try that again & I’ll slap ya upside the head”.
Like that.
Like that.
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You know how ppl say dumb stuff & then they shout “just kidding” but you know damn well they ain’t kidding and so you boop them on their nose and you say stuff like “try that again & I’ll slap ya upside the head”.
Like that.
Like that.
This is what I’m giving you for your hostess gift at thanksgiving in the 🇺🇸
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is what I’m giving you for your hostess gift at thanksgiving in the 🇺🇸
Our snow has all melted away!
This is a very joyous day.
What all do you have to say?
(Penny’s Poetry Book Volume 23)
This is a very joyous day.
What all do you have to say?
(Penny’s Poetry Book Volume 23)
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Our snow has all melted away!
This is a very joyous day.
What all do you have to say?
(Penny’s Poetry Book Volume 23)
This is a very joyous day.
What all do you have to say?
(Penny’s Poetry Book Volume 23)
Take that and rewind it back.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Take that and rewind it back.
This Holiday I’m giving my family members a card that says: “a sizeable donation has been made in your name to my private therapists office & spa.”
This will ruffle their feathers to no effin end.
This will ruffle their feathers to no effin end.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This Holiday I’m giving my family members a card that says: “a sizeable donation has been made in your name to my private therapists office & spa.”
This will ruffle their feathers to no effin end.
This will ruffle their feathers to no effin end.
Can Alberta please leave Canada? I’m sick and tired of their whining.
I’m Canadian but definitely NOT Alberta Canadian.
I’m Canadian but definitely NOT Alberta Canadian.
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can Alberta please leave Canada? I’m sick and tired of their whining.
I’m Canadian but definitely NOT Alberta Canadian.
I’m Canadian but definitely NOT Alberta Canadian.
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HOLY HELL, THE ACCURACY!!!💀😅
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
HOLY HELL, THE ACCURACY!!!💀😅
My home library consists of about 25 books I’m currently reading or have read - on my headboard.
Easy access. Adds a pop of color. Can be weapons to throw at burglars (should they be stupid enough to even try).
Easy access. Adds a pop of color. Can be weapons to throw at burglars (should they be stupid enough to even try).
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My home library consists of about 25 books I’m currently reading or have read - on my headboard.
Easy access. Adds a pop of color. Can be weapons to throw at burglars (should they be stupid enough to even try).
Easy access. Adds a pop of color. Can be weapons to throw at burglars (should they be stupid enough to even try).
Intelligence isn’t about being right. It’s about being able to change your mind when you get better evidence.
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Intelligence isn’t about being right. It’s about being able to change your mind when you get better evidence.
In Canada today is Truth & Reconciliation Day.
Our First Nations people were abused. Their children were taken from them, placed in residential schools, and were assaulted in all ways including sexual.
I am not proud of this huge piece of
Canadian history.
Our First Nations people were abused. Their children were taken from them, placed in residential schools, and were assaulted in all ways including sexual.
I am not proud of this huge piece of
Canadian history.
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In Canada today is Truth & Reconciliation Day.
Our First Nations people were abused. Their children were taken from them, placed in residential schools, and were assaulted in all ways including sexual.
I am not proud of this huge piece of
Canadian history.
Our First Nations people were abused. Their children were taken from them, placed in residential schools, and were assaulted in all ways including sexual.
I am not proud of this huge piece of
Canadian history.
The truth of the matter is that no one knows what causes autism.
Lots of theories; lots of whacky whackos saying stuff.
What causes one person’s autism may not be the cause of another’s.
We simply do not know.
Lots of theories; lots of whacky whackos saying stuff.
What causes one person’s autism may not be the cause of another’s.
We simply do not know.
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The truth of the matter is that no one knows what causes autism.
Lots of theories; lots of whacky whackos saying stuff.
What causes one person’s autism may not be the cause of another’s.
We simply do not know.
Lots of theories; lots of whacky whackos saying stuff.
What causes one person’s autism may not be the cause of another’s.
We simply do not know.
I haven’t said a word about Charlie Kirk. Instead I’ve read the many commentaries social media apps are posting.
All I can say now is Rest In Peace Charlie. I’m so sorry someone took your life.
He did not deserve what happened.
All I can say now is Rest In Peace Charlie. I’m so sorry someone took your life.
He did not deserve what happened.
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I haven’t said a word about Charlie Kirk. Instead I’ve read the many commentaries social media apps are posting.
All I can say now is Rest In Peace Charlie. I’m so sorry someone took your life.
He did not deserve what happened.
All I can say now is Rest In Peace Charlie. I’m so sorry someone took your life.
He did not deserve what happened.
This happens to me ALL the time.
August 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This happens to me ALL the time.
Look, I’m ok with weird ppl as long as their weirdness doesn’t hurt anybody.
But if they weird cuz psychopath then I’m not ok with their weird.
They should probably fuck off.
But if they weird cuz psychopath then I’m not ok with their weird.
They should probably fuck off.
August 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Look, I’m ok with weird ppl as long as their weirdness doesn’t hurt anybody.
But if they weird cuz psychopath then I’m not ok with their weird.
They should probably fuck off.
But if they weird cuz psychopath then I’m not ok with their weird.
They should probably fuck off.
When a man is super horny, he’ll fuck any broad, chick, or dame. It’s true.
July 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When a man is super horny, he’ll fuck any broad, chick, or dame. It’s true.
I’ve got the AC on and 2 fans blasting out at top capacity.
So yah, I’m hot.
I don’t like being hot.
I miss winter.
So yah, I’m hot.
I don’t like being hot.
I miss winter.
July 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve got the AC on and 2 fans blasting out at top capacity.
So yah, I’m hot.
I don’t like being hot.
I miss winter.
So yah, I’m hot.
I don’t like being hot.
I miss winter.
Ewww, I just touched my ear and out flopped a blob of conditioner. Jeez. I gotta rinse off better.
Am so embarrassed but thought you should know…
Am so embarrassed but thought you should know…
July 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ewww, I just touched my ear and out flopped a blob of conditioner. Jeez. I gotta rinse off better.
Am so embarrassed but thought you should know…
Am so embarrassed but thought you should know…
For the first time in never I spelled fuch instead of fuck.
Stupid little stubby fingers of mine.
Stupid little stubby fingers of mine.
July 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
For the first time in never I spelled fuch instead of fuck.
Stupid little stubby fingers of mine.
Stupid little stubby fingers of mine.
My kid says to me “mom can you darn my socks”? - and I’m like “well, lemme finish churning the butter first, then hooking up the horses to the buggy, and then tie my bonnet on…
I guess I’m old. Old timey old. Fuck.
I guess I’m old. Old timey old. Fuck.
July 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My kid says to me “mom can you darn my socks”? - and I’m like “well, lemme finish churning the butter first, then hooking up the horses to the buggy, and then tie my bonnet on…
I guess I’m old. Old timey old. Fuck.
I guess I’m old. Old timey old. Fuck.
I got the swamp ass and the swamp cooter - so I might as well go fucking live in a fucking swamp.
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I got the swamp ass and the swamp cooter - so I might as well go fucking live in a fucking swamp.
I sure hope all you people that love the heat are as happy as fuck as you marinate in the stench of your own sweat.
June 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I sure hope all you people that love the heat are as happy as fuck as you marinate in the stench of your own sweat.
It’s high time. Literally. Let us get high.
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s high time. Literally. Let us get high.
Tell me everything.
Start from the very beginning.
Start from the very beginning.
May 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Tell me everything.
Start from the very beginning.
Start from the very beginning.
My baby starts her new part time job today. It’s a term position with an end date in August but we are all excited for her!
As you may know, she’s a person with disabilities due to cerebral palsy. She’s also a University grad - so she’s smart as a whip.
Today is a good day!
As you may know, she’s a person with disabilities due to cerebral palsy. She’s also a University grad - so she’s smart as a whip.
Today is a good day!
May 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My baby starts her new part time job today. It’s a term position with an end date in August but we are all excited for her!
As you may know, she’s a person with disabilities due to cerebral palsy. She’s also a University grad - so she’s smart as a whip.
Today is a good day!
As you may know, she’s a person with disabilities due to cerebral palsy. She’s also a University grad - so she’s smart as a whip.
Today is a good day!