How am I supposed to protect my family from a future apocalypse if I can't even will myself to climb through the first window of the Silent Hill 2 Remake when my radio starts buzzing...

Welp, I wasted 60 bucks on a game I played for a total of 30 minutes.

Man, I have no idea how to social media! Never got much into Twitter and Facebook was just to remind me of birthdays. However, I'm coming here because fuck the oligarchy.

I shall try to figure out how to enjoy this platform! Thanks for having me and fuck Nazis!

I'm here to avoid nazis and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.