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In Death reader💀
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Reader of the #InDeath series by J.D. Robb (Nora Roberts). Expect quotes. Reader discretion advised. #CaskettInDeath Goodreads book group.
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Case solved, killer locked up, Eve and Roarke enjoy a much needed and deserved mini-vacation on a tropical island. 🏝️
Thus ends #RandomInDeath #InDeath
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pizza, according to Eve Dallas: “Glory wrapped in heaven.” #InDeath #RandomInDeath
a close up of a pepperoni pizza with a spiral design
Alt: a close up of a pepperoni pizza with a spiral design
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October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Eve: How did it get to be morning again?
Roarke: There you have that pesky rotation of the Earth.
Eve: I slept like a... I was going to say rock because people say that, but it's stupid. Rocks don't sleep.
Roarke: But they're usually very still and quiet.
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October 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Eve: Thanks. I’ll bang you like a marching band on the island.
Roarke: A marching band?
Eve: They got drums, right? Lots of drums. Bang, boom, bang.
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October 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Eve and Roarke had an argument over money, and how she hasn't had to think about it since they got married, and she doesn't like that. But the argument turned more into decision on how to deal with that (both ways). Eve was really glad it didn't become a full-blown fight.
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October 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Roarke (upon Eve waking up): There she is.
Eve: Is there a half ton of cat on my ass?
Roarke: There is indeed. I can't decide if he's there to guard you from any and all intruders or just keep you down until you got some sleep.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mrs. Kajinski: Take that table. I'll bring you a nosh.
Eve: We're fine, thank you, but—
Mrs. Kajinski: You sit in my place, you have a nosh.
Peabody (aside to Eve): Whatever it is, it'll be really good nosh.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Eve: You'd think a little rain ranked as one of those biblical plagues, like, what is it, locusts.
Peabody: Or water turning to blood.
Eve: That's ridiculous. That's a plague?
Peabody: It's a popular one.
(1/3)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I always chuckle at Eve's reaction to whatever crazy necktie or shirt or (in this case) socks that Detective Jenkinson is wearing. 😂😂😂😂
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October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Eve: I need a cash machine.
Peabody: It looked like you had plenty.
Eve: It’s Roarke’s.
Peabody (joking): Isn’t most of the cash in the world Roarke’s.
Eve (grumbles): Sure seems like it.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Eve: What the hell is a cocotte?
Peabody: It's a pot. A French cooking pot. I bet Summerset's got one. I want it for my fabulous kitchen, but it's like nine hundred dollars, so—
Eve: Nine hundred dollars? For a pan?
Peabody: A pot. A French pot.
(1/2)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Eve: I bet he recorded it. And I'd bet your month's pay and mine he's done the same with all the media on the murders."
Peabody: I really need my month's pay. We bought a new bed and it's— I'll get to that later. But I really need my pay.
(1/3)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Roarke: I’ll get your coffee, as I want one myself.
Eve: Hold mine until I shower.
Roarke (shocked): Did you saw hold the coffee? Did the dream punch from Big Bitch Brenda knock something loose?
Eve: The dream punch woke me up. Bang. So yeah, hold that.
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October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Eve (after Roarke rushed in after hearing her jolt up from sleep): I’m okay, I’m okay. God, you didn’t have to break off from buying Australia or whatever. I’m fine.
Roarke: I’d just broken off—thought still lack owning a continent.
Eve: Only a matter of time.
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October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
After Eve jolts awake from a dream/nightmare, Galahad immediately goes to comfort her.
Eve (while petting Galahad): Okay, fine. It’s fine, it’s fine. Should get up anyway.
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October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
After seeing Jamie and Quilla as witnesses at the next crime scene:
"They're dating, aren't they?" The idea made her twitchy. "How can they be dating?"
"Well now, that usually begins with mutual attraction, perhaps a mutual interest."
"Shut up."
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October 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
2 times. Pool sex to cap off a Sunday nap. 🐇🐇
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October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Eve: I think, I really think, she'd have grabbed those dreams if some dooser hadn't killed her.
Roarke: Translate dooser.
Eve (proud she knows the answer): Combo of dick and loser.
Roarke: That's a good one.
Eve: What I said.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Eve (on the victim): She wasn't a wheeze or a weeb or a tot or a flaker or a bruiser.
Roarke: What language are you speaking?
Eve: Teenage.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Eve (about Bella): Where does she get that laugh? It's like somebody on happy juice in an asylum.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mavis (beaming): Want me to teach you how to make a magalicious salad?
Eve (practically running away): I absolutely don’t.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I like how Eve admits that despite being kid-phobic, she finds Mavis’s kid Bella irresistible.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reed: I saw the vid about you. (To Peabody) So I know you're the nice one. (To Eve) You can be mean. You have to be mean to the bastard who killed my sister. Check it?
Eve: I've arrested a lot of people. None of them thought I was the nice one.
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October 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Peabody: I love how Louise made a classy cottage garden out of the little front courtyard.
Eve: Why are they courtyards? Do people judge them? Hold court in them?
(1/2)
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October 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Eve: What the hell is a dooser?
Peabody: Oh, a cross between a dick and a loser.
Eve: That's a good one. Do I need to know weeb and tots? The rest was self-evident.
Peabody: No, but basically boring or awkward for weeb and tots are slutty types.
Eve: All right then.
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October 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM