No good music has ever been played - either by DJ or live band - at a Southern California street fair (this is most likely true of all other locations as well but I can only speak definitively to the place I have lived my entire life).
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
No good music has ever been played - either by DJ or live band - at a Southern California street fair (this is most likely true of all other locations as well but I can only speak definitively to the place I have lived my entire life).
You do not need any sort of “hack” to remove the arils from a pomegranate. You need a paring knife.
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You do not need any sort of “hack” to remove the arils from a pomegranate. You need a paring knife.
No truly great music has ever been written, recorded or performed on a Paul Reed Smith.
October 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No truly great music has ever been written, recorded or performed on a Paul Reed Smith.
One dumb thing you can do right now as you walk around Los Angeles is not pick and eat loquats.
April 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One dumb thing you can do right now as you walk around Los Angeles is not pick and eat loquats.
The three definitive versions of Dark End of the Street are these:
1. James Carr
2. Pat Kelly
3. Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton
1. James Carr
2. Pat Kelly
3. Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton
March 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The three definitive versions of Dark End of the Street are these:
1. James Carr
2. Pat Kelly
3. Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton
1. James Carr
2. Pat Kelly
3. Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton
Las Vegas is absolutely not a “great food destination” unless your culinary objective is to post images of a gold-plated Wagyu tomahawk captioned “A5 in Sin City baby!”
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Las Vegas is absolutely not a “great food destination” unless your culinary objective is to post images of a gold-plated Wagyu tomahawk captioned “A5 in Sin City baby!”
It is not hard to find new music. It is hard to WANT to find new music.
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It is not hard to find new music. It is hard to WANT to find new music.
No good meal has ever been served at a restaurant with surfboards on the wall.
January 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No good meal has ever been served at a restaurant with surfboards on the wall.
Most sub-genres of music offer some reward. An exception is “beach reggae” – Rebelution, Slightly Stoopid, Stick Figure, Pepper and others who share festival bills with Marley offspring. Beach reggae has no merit and the musical opinions – all opinions really – of those who enjoy it are not valid.
January 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Most sub-genres of music offer some reward. An exception is “beach reggae” – Rebelution, Slightly Stoopid, Stick Figure, Pepper and others who share festival bills with Marley offspring. Beach reggae has no merit and the musical opinions – all opinions really – of those who enjoy it are not valid.
Of the many ways to announce "I cannot cook," none is more convincing than lettuce on a taco.
January 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Of the many ways to announce "I cannot cook," none is more convincing than lettuce on a taco.
WITHOUT EXCEPTION, VIOLATION OF THESE LAWS MEANS A STATION/DJ SUCKS.
Faith No More’s “Epic” must be played with the entirety of the piano outro.
U2’s “Where The Streets Have No Name” must be played with the entirety of the guitar/synth outro.
Green Day’s “Brain Stew” must be coupled with “Jaded.”
Faith No More’s “Epic” must be played with the entirety of the piano outro.
U2’s “Where The Streets Have No Name” must be played with the entirety of the guitar/synth outro.
Green Day’s “Brain Stew” must be coupled with “Jaded.”
January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
WITHOUT EXCEPTION, VIOLATION OF THESE LAWS MEANS A STATION/DJ SUCKS.
Faith No More’s “Epic” must be played with the entirety of the piano outro.
U2’s “Where The Streets Have No Name” must be played with the entirety of the guitar/synth outro.
Green Day’s “Brain Stew” must be coupled with “Jaded.”
Faith No More’s “Epic” must be played with the entirety of the piano outro.
U2’s “Where The Streets Have No Name” must be played with the entirety of the guitar/synth outro.
Green Day’s “Brain Stew” must be coupled with “Jaded.”
No market purchase is as pointless or lazy as bottled salad dressing. Salad dressing requires exactly two ingredients. You do not need to buy it. Ever.
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
No market purchase is as pointless or lazy as bottled salad dressing. Salad dressing requires exactly two ingredients. You do not need to buy it. Ever.
Psychocandy is perhaps a more sonically thrilling record, but in terms of actual songs, Darklands is infinitely superior.
December 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Psychocandy is perhaps a more sonically thrilling record, but in terms of actual songs, Darklands is infinitely superior.
In addition to being a largely unnecessary crutch for lazy chefs, 99% of all nonstick pans are disposable garbage. The lone exception being Hestan Culinary’s stainless steel ProBond pans which are fantastic.
November 20, 2024 at 11:39 PM
In addition to being a largely unnecessary crutch for lazy chefs, 99% of all nonstick pans are disposable garbage. The lone exception being Hestan Culinary’s stainless steel ProBond pans which are fantastic.
Pusha T’s “Daytona” is a succinct hip-hop masterclass and should be regarded among the greatest albums of the past ten years.
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Pusha T’s “Daytona” is a succinct hip-hop masterclass and should be regarded among the greatest albums of the past ten years.
Santa Cruz Creamy Dark Roast is the finest mass-produced peanut butter in the world.
July 23, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Santa Cruz Creamy Dark Roast is the finest mass-produced peanut butter in the world.
Of Dead or Alive’s two hit songs, “Brand New Lover” is better and it’s not close.
July 17, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Of Dead or Alive’s two hit songs, “Brand New Lover” is better and it’s not close.
It is never necessary - or a good idea - to sous vide a steak.
July 16, 2023 at 3:22 AM
It is never necessary - or a good idea - to sous vide a steak.
“Are You Gonna Go My Way” is the most perfectly recorded, horrible song of all time.
July 13, 2023 at 5:20 PM
“Are You Gonna Go My Way” is the most perfectly recorded, horrible song of all time.
No native Angeleno gives a shit about the secret menu.
July 12, 2023 at 3:48 PM
No native Angeleno gives a shit about the secret menu.
It will always be strange and unfair that Abbey Lincoln is rarely mentioned alongside Nina Simone or Sarah Vaughn.
July 11, 2023 at 4:03 AM
It will always be strange and unfair that Abbey Lincoln is rarely mentioned alongside Nina Simone or Sarah Vaughn.
Of the much-hyped “crisp” varieties, Cosmic > Honey. That said, both Fuji and Braeburn are consistently superior apples.
July 9, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Of the much-hyped “crisp” varieties, Cosmic > Honey. That said, both Fuji and Braeburn are consistently superior apples.
Any valid conversation about all-time dancefloor bangers must include Amerie’s “Gotta Work.”
July 7, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Any valid conversation about all-time dancefloor bangers must include Amerie’s “Gotta Work.”
Tilapia is a garbage fish.
July 6, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Tilapia is a garbage fish.