considering getting a driver’s license just so i never have to use flixbus / flixtrain again

wie lange muss man studieren, bis man bei PoS Point of Sale statt Piece of Shit liest?

some ppl let out all their anger and frustration on you but see nothing wrong with it bc they exclusively used ”I Statements“

going for a run at 7am bc of the quarter life crisis

going to an aqua gym class at 9 bc i‘m also a senior citizen at heart

most difficult form of code switching is using the correct heart emoji in each conversation

can SOMEONE explain what’s up with people that ask to hang out, you say yes sure, how about next weekend? they say great! you ask when exactly? and they just DISAPPEAR??

me: i‘m probably exaggerating how bad my illness is. if it’s still there. i‘m probably imaging it and the doctor was wrong about it.

every doctor, ever: why did you wait so long to come? your illness is really bad™️ and actually of enormous proportions??

more important than jet lag being back is that the layover gets published on a weekly basis again

the worst thing about streaming is that i cannot hoard my favourite shows and sit on the pile of dvds like the weird dragon i am

ex english prof of mine goes to write in a café that regularly has flinta nights but tells me my text would’ve been better if i hadn’t used they/them pronouns for one of the characters.

absolute clown behaviour.

why is jira like this

i miss patriot act with hasan minhaj. it’s been 5 years and i still miss it :(

i‘ve been taking the pill every day for almost four years and yet i still got a pimple. shouldn’t that be illegal?

did you really visit your home town if you didn’t get body shamed at least once a day?

very healing singing and dancing along to the bops of like the last 30 years surrounded by the baldies at the pitbull concert