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Here it is! From comparing the tuition for each institution in March Madness with a DPT Program, its the Most Expensive DPT Program Final Four! Watch this spot for updates on who will be crowned the winner.
March 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Here it is! From comparing the tuition for each institution in March Madness with a DPT Program, its the Most Expensive DPT Program Final Four! Watch this spot for updates on who will be crowned the winner.
I'm currently accepting offers for PT Program commencement speaker engagements, productivity meeting pep talks, and on a sliding scale, talking to your patients on the Nu-Step about the weather and March Madness while you drink coffee and catch up on documentation in the office.
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm currently accepting offers for PT Program commencement speaker engagements, productivity meeting pep talks, and on a sliding scale, talking to your patients on the Nu-Step about the weather and March Madness while you drink coffee and catch up on documentation in the office.
This is just a reminder that you completed 0% of the makeup documentation you promised yourself that you'd take care of over the weekend.
March 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is just a reminder that you completed 0% of the makeup documentation you promised yourself that you'd take care of over the weekend.
After months of advocacy, Minnesota Senate Bill 6834 has passed, which officially adds "passive aggressive range of motion" to the state practice act.
March 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
After months of advocacy, Minnesota Senate Bill 6834 has passed, which officially adds "passive aggressive range of motion" to the state practice act.
A complaint has been filed regarding the #APTACSM BINGO space for those who knew/ learned my true identity. Please note that the 85% of this content is cringe. It's embarrassing enough for these individuals, they carry a heavy burden, leave them alone.
February 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A complaint has been filed regarding the #APTACSM BINGO space for those who knew/ learned my true identity. Please note that the 85% of this content is cringe. It's embarrassing enough for these individuals, they carry a heavy burden, leave them alone.
#APTACSM Program Update: The session entitled "Reelin' Them In: Strategies To Increase Productivity" is accidentally scheduled next door at The Houston Fishing Show. We apologize and all in attendance will receive a free lure.
February 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#APTACSM Program Update: The session entitled "Reelin' Them In: Strategies To Increase Productivity" is accidentally scheduled next door at The Houston Fishing Show. We apologize and all in attendance will receive a free lure.
February 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#APTACSM BINGO sneak peak! Presenters, adding #fakeptstats content not only helps your colleagues, but also increases the odds of uncomfortable silence in a session by 43%.
February 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
#APTACSM BINGO sneak peak! Presenters, adding #fakeptstats content not only helps your colleagues, but also increases the odds of uncomfortable silence in a session by 43%.
The official shoe of Physical Therapists over 50.
January 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The official shoe of Physical Therapists over 50.
#APTACSM poster presenters, start practicing hanging your poster now! 97% of award winners from CSM 2024 received promotion, tenure, or a dream job offer within days. A cadre of judges with a keen eye for spatial dimensions will be on hand in Houston.
January 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#APTACSM poster presenters, start practicing hanging your poster now! 97% of award winners from CSM 2024 received promotion, tenure, or a dream job offer within days. A cadre of judges with a keen eye for spatial dimensions will be on hand in Houston.
57% of PTs have already given up on Dry Hydrocollator January.
January 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
57% of PTs have already given up on Dry Hydrocollator January.
In 2025, believe in yourself like a chiropractor treating colic.
January 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
In 2025, believe in yourself like a chiropractor treating colic.
Building a snowman with a patient can be legally billed as 2 units of therapeutic activity, 1 unit of neuromuscular re-education and 1 unit of cryotherapy
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Building a snowman with a patient can be legally billed as 2 units of therapeutic activity, 1 unit of neuromuscular re-education and 1 unit of cryotherapy
As a reminder, any treatment session involving multiple lords a-leaping must be billed as therapeutic activity with a group therapy modifier.
December 15, 2024 at 4:23 PM
As a reminder, any treatment session involving multiple lords a-leaping must be billed as therapeutic activity with a group therapy modifier.
The Wisconsin Functional Shoulder Scale consists of assessing a patient's ability to affix a Culver's drive through sticker without pain or substitution.
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The Wisconsin Functional Shoulder Scale consists of assessing a patient's ability to affix a Culver's drive through sticker without pain or substitution.
It was quite the year!
December 4, 2024 at 9:54 PM
It was quite the year!
In the Midwest, calculating 80% 1RM is achieved by slowing increasing resistance until the patent says "Uff da".
December 1, 2024 at 7:55 PM
In the Midwest, calculating 80% 1RM is achieved by slowing increasing resistance until the patent says "Uff da".