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FakeNotReal35
@fakenotreal.bsky.social
I still have no clue what to put here after all this time
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Hey there, I’m just a silly guy who likes dogs, guns, games, and gays. I post random bullshittery that happens at my job, and occasionally my profound love for my partner and child
It’s buppy Brutus time
February 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Now that I’m home and in the comfort of my underwear and bed I can once again ask: what the fuck is the appeal of this thing? Like… it’s not work the 7k dawg
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@vinny.vinesauce.com was at good will and I might be outing myself as a fake fan. But was there a bit on stream where you talked about this exact Aliens are Real Dvd. On a side note: VineShot
February 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Your boy (who hasn’t drawn since highschool and is used to pencil and paper) “borrowed” his partner’s iPad and tried to get an idea out of his head. I honestly need to do a photo reference of myself for this.
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We being real gaymers up in here, none of that casual shit like madden or call of duty
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is my magnum opus
February 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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PIPOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Best Buy. ow.ly/Ok8w50UUKN2
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Hell yeah, just copy and pasting shit from my Twitter, I’m too lazy to type all that shit again
February 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey man, how’s the dwell time on your rifle?

It’s alright, I mean I got a pretty…
February 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You’ve Yee’d your last Haw, cowpoke! (Why the fuck do people order this shit?)
February 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hey there, I’m just a silly guy who likes dogs, guns, games, and gays. I post random bullshittery that happens at my job, and occasionally my profound love for my partner and child
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Small gey, handles big iron and struggles to yee their haw. More at 11
February 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
My partner is getting concerned about their safety. I don’t blame them. But tonight they woke me up in the middle of the night to talk about it. I’m going to get a EDC, thinking 19x. Anyone know any good LE trade ins?
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
BRB asking q if I can have a promo can that a customer has left abandoned for over two years. Wish me luck
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jfc, about a third of the way done trying to find who I’m following on Twitter on here. But I’m fucking bummed to see a lot of the people I e followed over the years just stop posting a while ago, and they’re such talented people. I just hope they’re doin good, y’know?
January 31, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Fuck you, gun posting now
January 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This fucking creature
January 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
After a whole ass two years, one guy called us up and asked if we still had his shit. Legit, an hour after I called Aero to RMA it
Special shout out to people who don’t pick up their FFL or NFA transfers for nearly a year: All your guns belong to us (me) now.
January 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Special shout out to people who don’t pick up their FFL or NFA transfers for nearly a year: All your guns belong to us (me) now.
January 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I need to remember to post here…

Revolvers are cool
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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thank you for 700 follows
October 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Figure I should post here too, so ima just post what I do on Twitter: still sad I haven’t done anything with this helmet I traded for. Still fucking cool to have, but using it as a roost for my office pet seems like denying it it’s purpose 🤷
November 27, 2024 at 3:10 PM