I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe... big Ange parking the bus... I watched Spurs beating Utd in a final. All those... moments... will be lost in time, Like tears... in... rain.
Time... to die...

Harris campaign refusing to court voters: "We don't need you losers anyway"

Harris campaign now: "I hope you're happy dying, you deserve it for what you did to me"

Manchester United try and not make me kill myself challenge (VERY HARD)

£30.70 for the privilege of having my train to Edinburgh cancelled. ScotRail know how to treat a fella

guys aren't saying "humina humina awooga *old timey steam whistle noises*" enough anymore 😔😔

I think the worst way to live is in such a way that if you get agent 47'd everyone cheers

Do you know who sucks? People who have fulfilling lives with loads of hobbies and friends who love them. Fucking rot like the rest of us you losers

Drinking and driving? More like drinking and thriving am I right officer?

John Prescott? The Gavin and Stacey actor?

Might be a big guy here. Lots of ideas. Unstoppable some are saying... walking down the streeting going uh oh big guy on bluesky coming