Fake Library Statistics
@fakelibstats.bsky.social
Librarian and maker upper of stuff, just like all stats
What’s the other 80%?
November 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
What’s the other 80%?
Why else would the book have a cover?
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Why else would the book have a cover?
If you want to keep books from kids here’s the starter list
November 25, 2024 at 1:49 AM
If you want to keep books from kids here’s the starter list
Every mobile can be a bookmobile if you try hard enough
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Every mobile can be a bookmobile if you try hard enough
Bookstores too
November 18, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Bookstores too
Where are you hiding?
November 13, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Where are you hiding?
Please don’t tell me that’s wrong
November 12, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Please don’t tell me that’s wrong
I’m if isn’t the pencils why are the pockets so small!?!?!
May 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I’m if isn’t the pencils why are the pockets so small!?!?!
We can’t hear you over at the reference desk. Where are you?
April 6, 2024 at 1:22 AM
We can’t hear you over at the reference desk. Where are you?
At any given moment 10% of librarians are thinking, “I didn’t learn this in library school.”
March 27, 2024 at 2:18 AM
At any given moment 10% of librarians are thinking, “I didn’t learn this in library school.”
Somehow this is politically better than the regular DDS
March 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Somehow this is politically better than the regular DDS
The fear and guilt and shame…oh my!
March 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The fear and guilt and shame…oh my!
The 800s are the quietest btw
March 12, 2024 at 1:29 AM
The 800s are the quietest btw
Why not just ask them all?
March 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Why not just ask them all?
Are you a real librarian?
March 3, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Are you a real librarian?
How many have been confused for a pile of cats?
March 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
How many have been confused for a pile of cats?
“I can’t believe that.” Is a close second at 5%
February 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
“I can’t believe that.” Is a close second at 5%
Bottle color or liquor color?
February 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Bottle color or liquor color?
Can I be pondering all three at once?
February 15, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Can I be pondering all three at once?
The other 18% are the nemesis
February 4, 2024 at 4:07 AM
The other 18% are the nemesis
You might get there
February 2, 2024 at 3:48 AM
You might get there
