Faizal Pahmee
@faizalpahmee.bsky.social
Works in tech, not a tech bro.
Enjoys the theatre, films, music and books.
Based in 🇸🇬
Enjoys the theatre, films, music and books.
Based in 🇸🇬
Finally finished watching All Her Fault and what a twist and ending.
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Finally finished watching All Her Fault and what a twist and ending.
So fucking hot today
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So fucking hot today
24 hours later and my GitLab directory on OneDrive still refuses to sync. Meanwhile, forums are full of the same complaints, with people showing evidence that Google Drive and Dropbox handle these exact files just fine. And yet, Microsoft keeps pretending the problem is always on the user’s end.
October 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
24 hours later and my GitLab directory on OneDrive still refuses to sync. Meanwhile, forums are full of the same complaints, with people showing evidence that Google Drive and Dropbox handle these exact files just fine. And yet, Microsoft keeps pretending the problem is always on the user’s end.
“So I recently got the iPhone 17 Pro and I plan on returning it and I’m going to explain to you all the reasons why in this video.”
Swipes up. Don’t care.
Swipes up. Don’t care.
September 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“So I recently got the iPhone 17 Pro and I plan on returning it and I’m going to explain to you all the reasons why in this video.”
Swipes up. Don’t care.
Swipes up. Don’t care.
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
I'm the problem, it's me
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
I'm the problem, it's me
If today’s dessert order arrives past 10pm, I’m just gonna stop ordering desserts from TikTok. Delivering desserts at 11pm is never a good idea by the way.
July 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If today’s dessert order arrives past 10pm, I’m just gonna stop ordering desserts from TikTok. Delivering desserts at 11pm is never a good idea by the way.
It’s not about a keyboard. We want BlackBerry back because we want to block out the noise, the notifications, the shoving of instant gratification from Google and Apple app stores.
Don’t you get it? We want to slow down. We want a peace of mind.
Why can’t people get this?
Don’t you get it? We want to slow down. We want a peace of mind.
Why can’t people get this?
June 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s not about a keyboard. We want BlackBerry back because we want to block out the noise, the notifications, the shoving of instant gratification from Google and Apple app stores.
Don’t you get it? We want to slow down. We want a peace of mind.
Why can’t people get this?
Don’t you get it? We want to slow down. We want a peace of mind.
Why can’t people get this?
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Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count…
…ohhhhhhh….
…ohhhhhhh….
May 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count…
…ohhhhhhh….
…ohhhhhhh….
Don’t trust Microsoft OneDrive with your code base by the way.
April 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don’t trust Microsoft OneDrive with your code base by the way.
Reposted by Faizal Pahmee
Medieval gender reveal parties.
April 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Medieval gender reveal parties.
So is it just CNY or is there really only one reseller on Carousell bringing in Mayhem on the limited edition coloured LPs? Sigh, another business to start.
January 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So is it just CNY or is there really only one reseller on Carousell bringing in Mayhem on the limited edition coloured LPs? Sigh, another business to start.
To the person who stole the bottle of light soy sauce at Heavenly Wang at MBFC, I hope your pods get stuck in CrashLoopBackoff no matter what you do.
January 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
To the person who stole the bottle of light soy sauce at Heavenly Wang at MBFC, I hope your pods get stuck in CrashLoopBackoff no matter what you do.
“Oh sure I can go watch Wicked, a 2 hours 40 minute movie, for the 4th time but can’t go to the gym after work.”
How is that even an argument in my head?
How is that even an argument in my head?
January 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“Oh sure I can go watch Wicked, a 2 hours 40 minute movie, for the 4th time but can’t go to the gym after work.”
How is that even an argument in my head?
How is that even an argument in my head?
“But there are no Google services on HarmonyOS!”
I think that’s the point?
I think that’s the point?
December 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
“But there are no Google services on HarmonyOS!”
I think that’s the point?
I think that’s the point?
Why did I think today was Friday?
December 26, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Why did I think today was Friday?
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I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.
December 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.
“Okay I have 30 minutes for breakfast. That should be enough time. Let me give myself an extra 15 minutes just in case.”
<swallows his breakfast and tea in 5 mins>
<swallows his breakfast and tea in 5 mins>
December 18, 2024 at 12:58 AM
“Okay I have 30 minutes for breakfast. That should be enough time. Let me give myself an extra 15 minutes just in case.”
<swallows his breakfast and tea in 5 mins>
<swallows his breakfast and tea in 5 mins>
Trying to figure out how to finish 6 pieces of chicken xiao long baos in 1 seating.
Who am I kidding?
Who am I kidding?
December 6, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Trying to figure out how to finish 6 pieces of chicken xiao long baos in 1 seating.
Who am I kidding?
Who am I kidding?
I did not wake up on time for RSD (Black Friday).
November 29, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I did not wake up on time for RSD (Black Friday).
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky.
Cos I live at Bukit Batok.
Cos I live at Bukit Batok.
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
So if you care to find me, look to the western sky.
Cos I live at Bukit Batok.
Cos I live at Bukit Batok.
I hope people don’t use burner accounts on X to screenshot tweets and bring them over here cos we need to let that thing die.
November 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I hope people don’t use burner accounts on X to screenshot tweets and bring them over here cos we need to let that thing die.
“Gravely concerned?”
Go fuck yourselves.
Go fuck yourselves.
October 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
“Gravely concerned?”
Go fuck yourselves.
Go fuck yourselves.
Went on Threads to stop seeing Voldermort and he’s there now too.
October 12, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Went on Threads to stop seeing Voldermort and he’s there now too.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #105,086!
October 1, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #105,086!
Single point of all the fucking failures.
July 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Single point of all the fucking failures.