Faith, but like a ~vibe~
@faithebear.bsky.social
data person lol. denverite, views mine only
read my writing--> faithfacts.substack.com
see my github --> https://github.com/faithlierheimer
call ur reps--> https://tinyurl.com/mta7phr4
read my writing--> faithfacts.substack.com
see my github --> https://github.com/faithlierheimer
call ur reps--> https://tinyurl.com/mta7phr4
a data bro with 'grandfather of this' or 'legend of that' on his podcast and it's old white guys yet again
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
a data bro with 'grandfather of this' or 'legend of that' on his podcast and it's old white guys yet again
when i was being coached for the coalece keynote, the coach clocked me so hard when we were talking about style considerations. she goes "you're quite...well you have this silliness about you" and i was like DAMN. clocked!!!
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
when i was being coached for the coalece keynote, the coach clocked me so hard when we were talking about style considerations. she goes "you're quite...well you have this silliness about you" and i was like DAMN. clocked!!!
we're on to what im sure will be my favorite unit in the gardening course, bugs
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
we're on to what im sure will be my favorite unit in the gardening course, bugs
the next person who does a 'preneur' portmaneau is on my DTM list
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
the next person who does a 'preneur' portmaneau is on my DTM list
the holiday szn is a hard time of year for me and for many of us, so here's a little mini thread of nice things that happened to me so far this holiday season if you'd like to add any of your Holiday Nices.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the holiday szn is a hard time of year for me and for many of us, so here's a little mini thread of nice things that happened to me so far this holiday season if you'd like to add any of your Holiday Nices.
i am once again asking professionals to not post what chatgpt thinks of them, it will always be obsequious bullshit, chatgpt thinks everyone is the most special smartest boi ever
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i am once again asking professionals to not post what chatgpt thinks of them, it will always be obsequious bullshit, chatgpt thinks everyone is the most special smartest boi ever
ppl love to hate on living on south broadway but it's simply a skill issue.
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
ppl love to hate on living on south broadway but it's simply a skill issue.
tragically there are urban ecology benefits to lawns
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
tragically there are urban ecology benefits to lawns
kind of becoming obsessed with denver based influencers because they're almost exclusively recent movers (the dreaded transplant)
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
kind of becoming obsessed with denver based influencers because they're almost exclusively recent movers (the dreaded transplant)
csu extension really said fuck your sprinklers on your lawn and they're so right
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
csu extension really said fuck your sprinklers on your lawn and they're so right
caught between 'won't someone think of the poor wittle executive who got caught behaving badly' and 'ritual shaming of people online is fucking stupid and makes me feel like we're living in the literal medieval times'
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
caught between 'won't someone think of the poor wittle executive who got caught behaving badly' and 'ritual shaming of people online is fucking stupid and makes me feel like we're living in the literal medieval times'
CARS RUIN CITIES! join us in the war effort
"Denver transportation officials said an anti-car message that was displayed on traffic signs in Denver on Friday was the result of a hack. One sign, photographed by The Denver Gazette on Friday evening at E. Colfax Ave & Lincoln St near the Colorado Capitol, shared the message 'Cars ruin cities.'"
‘Cars ruin cities’ signs in Denver were hacked, officials say
Denver transportation officials said an anti-car message that was displayed on traffic signs in Denver on Friday was the result of a hack. One sign, photographed by The Denver Gazette on Friday evenin...
www.denvergazette.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
CARS RUIN CITIES! join us in the war effort
the way startup founders talk about 'builders' has always rubbed me the wrong way. sanctimonious linkedin posts with 'here's to the builders' or 'i'm raising my kids to be builders' like my guy people have been building businesses since the dawn of time do you think you fell out of a coconut tree?
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
the way startup founders talk about 'builders' has always rubbed me the wrong way. sanctimonious linkedin posts with 'here's to the builders' or 'i'm raising my kids to be builders' like my guy people have been building businesses since the dawn of time do you think you fell out of a coconut tree?
join my new startup, grombl
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
join my new startup, grombl
whenever someone assumes i am an extrovert i feel i have pulled off the greatest con of all time. haha! you fell for it again, i'm just friendly.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
whenever someone assumes i am an extrovert i feel i have pulled off the greatest con of all time. haha! you fell for it again, i'm just friendly.
i feel old in a great way bc my besties and i started saying 6-7 ironically but now we find it hilarious
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
i feel old in a great way bc my besties and i started saying 6-7 ironically but now we find it hilarious
proud to say a customer did her darndest to make me cry today but i got gentler and kinder the more unkind and snippy she got so who won here babes
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
proud to say a customer did her darndest to make me cry today but i got gentler and kinder the more unkind and snippy she got so who won here babes
i simply must tell you my cat is sitting on my lap in the shape of a jelly bean. a little black licorice jelly bean i say!
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i simply must tell you my cat is sitting on my lap in the shape of a jelly bean. a little black licorice jelly bean i say!
my husband and i are sharing our first ever credit card and the process of reconciling the bill is a bit rough. so he built a retool app that cuts the budget reconciliation time from an hour to 10 min, he is so smart and i love him
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
my husband and i are sharing our first ever credit card and the process of reconciling the bill is a bit rough. so he built a retool app that cuts the budget reconciliation time from an hour to 10 min, he is so smart and i love him
do not read the sacred texts of cell structure to me i was there when they were written
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
do not read the sacred texts of cell structure to me i was there when they were written
hot girls use dichotomous keys. iykyk
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hot girls use dichotomous keys. iykyk
OMG course mentioned inaturalist/seek to help identify plants, has to be verified by 2 other real humans & it's like shazaming a plant it is amaze
help.inaturalist.org/en/support/s...
help.inaturalist.org/en/support/s...
What is the difference between iNaturalist and Seek by iNaturalist?
iNaturalist (app and website)Seek (app) iNaturalist is an online community that allows you to publicly share and discuss observations from nature in order to identify organisms and create research-qua...
help.inaturalist.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
OMG course mentioned inaturalist/seek to help identify plants, has to be verified by 2 other real humans & it's like shazaming a plant it is amaze
help.inaturalist.org/en/support/s...
help.inaturalist.org/en/support/s...
herbariums are actually incredibly badass, they keep record of every damn plant they can in a given state. that is hero's work www.colorado.edu/cumuseum/res...
Botany Section & University Herbarium (COLO)
Herbarium COLO is the Botany Section of the University of Colorado Museum of Natural History on the Boulder campus.
www.colorado.edu
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
herbariums are actually incredibly badass, they keep record of every damn plant they can in a given state. that is hero's work www.colorado.edu/cumuseum/res...
i remember being devastated in college to learn that binomial nomenclature has nothing to do with...logic and latin names helping you understand living things, and everything to do with who discovered the thing. maybeeeee the name will make some ergonomic sense but not always
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i remember being devastated in college to learn that binomial nomenclature has nothing to do with...logic and latin names helping you understand living things, and everything to do with who discovered the thing. maybeeeee the name will make some ergonomic sense but not always
now. if you're a romantasy girlie you might be having some Thoughts around a vascular plant vs a bryophyte. but the answer is simply that one is flat like moss and one has....veins. welp
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
now. if you're a romantasy girlie you might be having some Thoughts around a vascular plant vs a bryophyte. but the answer is simply that one is flat like moss and one has....veins. welp