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Romeo Trauma
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Runs and drives, no title.
"Oh cool this person posted about my niche, let's see if they're worth a follow."

Their feed, every fucking time:
- repost about politics
- repost a news blurb
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- Post about disliking their job
- repost about politics
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This bar has an exterior window in the men's room right alongside the urinal and every time I take a piss here I open that shit up wide.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Lost my headphones a week ago. Finally gave up and spent the money to order a replacement. Found the missing set 4 minutes after placing the order.

Good to have spares though.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I live in a van and sometimes chill in a Home Depot parking lot because they have wifi and nice restrooms, and pretty often I get someone from ICE-out-of-LA taking a pic of my license plate while I'm there.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If bears could talk I bet even more men would believe they could win a fight against one.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Smoking a joint in the parking lot of a gun show. Observation: lotta cargo vests.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Love a good freight train horn in the night.
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We got an inch of rain in Los Angeles last night/this morning and it's so cool. The LA river is now rapids, some streets are flooded, some streets are awash with dirt and gravel, the air is so clear, and everything smells fresh.
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Cinnamon spice oatmeal for breakfast is a better way to enjoy the seasonal flavor than a cs coffee.
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm kinda drunk, LA is a great city.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I hear "the seats suck" and I don't disagree but you know who's just yeehaw'ed my ass to my destination every time? Cheap shit budget domestic airlines.

I've flown the premium guys plenty of times, I enjoy a good seat that reclines, the free ginger ale, but nobody's ever stranded me like American.
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Deeply resent when my less-than-three's get turned into emoji hearts. My otherwise precise and servile communication medium has horribly perverted my expression, disgusting.
September 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yee(I am so tired)haw.
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
O'Hare predawn colorfully illuminated.
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
If I only buy one joint at a time I can tell myself each joint is the last joint and I'm always quitting.
August 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I like Little Free Libraries but I don't think they should hit when I search "library" on google maps because I really want somewhere to sit for free with wifi and air conditioning and all I can find are 16 birdhouses with books in them.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Fucking love Los Angeles.
August 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Boom, tough actin' tinactin" is a memetic consequence of the state of pharmaceutical regulation and economic capitalism in the mid 90's, in this essay i will
August 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I was little, the summer I was finally big enough to handle a 50 lb grain sack myself was also the summer my dad started buying 70 lb grain sacks for me to use to feed the chickens.
August 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Goddamn I love this city. Los Angeles fucking rules.
August 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Tonight a 71 year old dude set the speed record for motoring The Great Loop (~6000 miles) alone in a single engine outboard jon boat shorter than my van, that's fucking awesome.
August 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This Home Depot parking lot needs its own labor union.
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When you cut someone off in LA, they use their horn.

When you cut someone off in Boston, they use their gas pedal.
July 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The whole nine yards of fruit by the foot.
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tempting fate on a Friday (Parking in a Los Angeles street sweeping zone 5 minutes before street sweeping ends).
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM