fairorchard
@fairorchard.bsky.social
Fintech lawyer, fan of Thomas Pynchon and William Gibson, the Red Sox, the USMNT and the USWNT. Down in Santa Cruz. A glass of Nebbiolo, please.
Well, it was fun to be a Democrat for five days there, but now it’s back to being like a pre-2004 Red Sox fan.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Well, it was fun to be a Democrat for five days there, but now it’s back to being like a pre-2004 Red Sox fan.
Merrick Garland FTW.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Merrick Garland FTW.
I am dying for the Democratic Party to offer me a way to do something to help take the country back, and it’s just a steady stream of BS emails and texts asking for money. At the very least, there is a serious lack of imagination at work.
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I am dying for the Democratic Party to offer me a way to do something to help take the country back, and it’s just a steady stream of BS emails and texts asking for money. At the very least, there is a serious lack of imagination at work.
« Too many kings and emperors flourished yet in the world which God had meant for the people. »
— Joseph Conrad, Nostromo
— Joseph Conrad, Nostromo
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
« Too many kings and emperors flourished yet in the world which God had meant for the people. »
— Joseph Conrad, Nostromo
— Joseph Conrad, Nostromo
Join ICE; travel to the country’s great cities; meet exciting, unusual people and kidnap them.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Join ICE; travel to the country’s great cities; meet exciting, unusual people and kidnap them.
I just canceled our Disney+ subscription. I can’t send money to those shameless cowards.
September 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I just canceled our Disney+ subscription. I can’t send money to those shameless cowards.
Adding comedy and vaccines to the list of things that are now illegal.
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Adding comedy and vaccines to the list of things that are now illegal.
How much do I have to donate to Democratic candidates so that James Carville will never email me again?
September 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How much do I have to donate to Democratic candidates so that James Carville will never email me again?
Maybe Trump should send the National Guard to Orem, Utah, instead of Chicago.
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Maybe Trump should send the National Guard to Orem, Utah, instead of Chicago.
Too many emails from official Democrats telling me about their strategy. Stop telling me about how you’re going to do it. Just f*cking do it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Too many emails from official Democrats telling me about their strategy. Stop telling me about how you’re going to do it. Just f*cking do it.
Government of the worst, by the worst, for the worst.
June 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Government of the worst, by the worst, for the worst.
The next Democratic Congress will have a bunch of legal problems to address. One of them is how to disincent ICE from violating constitutional rights.
June 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The next Democratic Congress will have a bunch of legal problems to address. One of them is how to disincent ICE from violating constitutional rights.
If the federal government is going to use the California National Guard to incite trouble in Los Angeles, maybe California residents should stop letting their taxes pay for it.
June 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If the federal government is going to use the California National Guard to incite trouble in Los Angeles, maybe California residents should stop letting their taxes pay for it.
So tired of Democrats who fight over the party instead of for the country.
June 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
So tired of Democrats who fight over the party instead of for the country.
If Republicans can lie with impunity, can the rest of us?
May 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If Republicans can lie with impunity, can the rest of us?
How exciting for all of Europe, a Europa League final between the fifteenth- and sixteenth-ranked teams in the Premier League!
May 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How exciting for all of Europe, a Europa League final between the fifteenth- and sixteenth-ranked teams in the Premier League!
Just saw a clip of RFK Jr. He does not seem like a healthy fellow.
April 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Just saw a clip of RFK Jr. He does not seem like a healthy fellow.
I’ve never been more proud to be a Harvard alum than this week.
April 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve never been more proud to be a Harvard alum than this week.
If you like paying big taxes on goods, thank a Republican lawmaker.
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If you like paying big taxes on goods, thank a Republican lawmaker.
When prices go up, thank a Republican Congressman or Senator. They could stop this.
April 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When prices go up, thank a Republican Congressman or Senator. They could stop this.
This Republican tax hike is the largest tax hike in history.
April 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This Republican tax hike is the largest tax hike in history.
This guy is all-in on reviewing a Miami Whole Foods on Yelp, and I appreciate his commitment. yelp.to/yxQhuBKdoi
Russell A.'s review of Whole Foods Market
We're is the food 1:40 out of meatloaf…
yelp.to
March 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This guy is all-in on reviewing a Miami Whole Foods on Yelp, and I appreciate his commitment. yelp.to/yxQhuBKdoi
Mermaid Avenue Vol. II
Billy Bragg · Album · 2000 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What does it mean that the Mississippi delta was shining like a national guitar?
March 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What does it mean that the Mississippi delta was shining like a national guitar?
Pro-cancer Republicans like Trump and Musk are trying to kill cancer research. Why won’t other Republicans stop them?
March 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pro-cancer Republicans like Trump and Musk are trying to kill cancer research. Why won’t other Republicans stop them?