failb8
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January 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
why did charlie puth release a song saying to beat yourself up
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 AM
why did charlie puth release a song saying to beat yourself up
conversation I just overheard in this airbnb i’m in (context: there’s one other person staying here, i’m renting a room and the owner is also here fixing something):
guest “hi, is there a bathroom here?”
owner: “yes, over there”
guest: “oh… it’s public? shared with other people?”
are we deadass 😭
guest “hi, is there a bathroom here?”
owner: “yes, over there”
guest: “oh… it’s public? shared with other people?”
are we deadass 😭
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
conversation I just overheard in this airbnb i’m in (context: there’s one other person staying here, i’m renting a room and the owner is also here fixing something):
guest “hi, is there a bathroom here?”
owner: “yes, over there”
guest: “oh… it’s public? shared with other people?”
are we deadass 😭
guest “hi, is there a bathroom here?”
owner: “yes, over there”
guest: “oh… it’s public? shared with other people?”
are we deadass 😭
had a farmer almost never online friend message me "my goat is washed" a bit ago and my dumb ass responded with "? who"
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
had a farmer almost never online friend message me "my goat is washed" a bit ago and my dumb ass responded with "? who"
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Why is it always let that sink in?
What about the other appliances they want in too
Let that dishwasher in
Let that fridge in
Let that dryer in
What about the other appliances they want in too
Let that dishwasher in
Let that fridge in
Let that dryer in
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Why is it always let that sink in?
What about the other appliances they want in too
Let that dishwasher in
Let that fridge in
Let that dryer in
What about the other appliances they want in too
Let that dishwasher in
Let that fridge in
Let that dryer in
just managed to crash a geforce now instance apparently so bad that they put me in some weird time out where I can’t make another session and it won’t tell me why. cloud gaming really is the future
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
just managed to crash a geforce now instance apparently so bad that they put me in some weird time out where I can’t make another session and it won’t tell me why. cloud gaming really is the future
They write (formerly Office) still and likely always will just like "X" puts (formerly Twitter) still because they know literally nobody will call it that
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App
I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
They write (formerly Office) still and likely always will just like "X" puts (formerly Twitter) still because they know literally nobody will call it that
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CONNOR
the fuck are you doing
6 7, lieutenant
the fuck are you doing
6 7, lieutenant
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
CONNOR
the fuck are you doing
6 7, lieutenant
the fuck are you doing
6 7, lieutenant
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no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
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January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
my for you feed on here for the past day or so
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
my for you feed on here for the past day or so
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(at fancy restaurant) do you think they have pup cups here
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
(at fancy restaurant) do you think they have pup cups here
is this a recession indicator
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
is this a recession indicator
thinking about the time in high school where people convinced me the spanish flu was called that because it made you speak only spanish as a weird side effect (i was a very gullible kid)
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
thinking about the time in high school where people convinced me the spanish flu was called that because it made you speak only spanish as a weird side effect (i was a very gullible kid)
why do I even go to a doctor when I can just open this app
January 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
why do I even go to a doctor when I can just open this app
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brushing my hair going tee hee hee
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
brushing my hair going tee hee hee
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Tips for new bluesky users? Here’s some:
1. Yeah it’s a little quieter. This is because the site is filled with more humans than robots and not vice versa
2. If you’re a furry don’t use the Discover tab unless you are on the site for a while, otherwise you get exposed to fetish art 💀
1. Yeah it’s a little quieter. This is because the site is filled with more humans than robots and not vice versa
2. If you’re a furry don’t use the Discover tab unless you are on the site for a while, otherwise you get exposed to fetish art 💀
December 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Tips for new bluesky users? Here’s some:
1. Yeah it’s a little quieter. This is because the site is filled with more humans than robots and not vice versa
2. If you’re a furry don’t use the Discover tab unless you are on the site for a while, otherwise you get exposed to fetish art 💀
1. Yeah it’s a little quieter. This is because the site is filled with more humans than robots and not vice versa
2. If you’re a furry don’t use the Discover tab unless you are on the site for a while, otherwise you get exposed to fetish art 💀
me disliking oomf's post whenever I'm mad at them techcrunch.com/2025/10/31/b...
Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch
As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
me disliking oomf's post whenever I'm mad at them techcrunch.com/2025/10/31/b...
that one benson boone song put over a random old navy ad because that's how it should really only exist
May 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
that one benson boone song put over a random old navy ad because that's how it should really only exist
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the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
May 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
i can’t believe such a talented artist is only 1 year old
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i can’t believe such a talented artist is only 1 year old