now i lay me down to edge
i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch
if i die before i coom
i pray the Lord my soul to goon

being into cum is like ultimate pedophilia

every summer is big boy summer when you have a thyroid problem

fine whatever. i guess nobody fucked with this one. it’s alright see if i care. you all would be happy if i died

they should make a version of bluesky called graysky for the cloudy moody and sad thoughts of dark and fucked up people like me… but i guess there’s nowhere on this earth for me…

getting a call from a bill collector saying you owe $2300 in medical debt and watching videos of children fighting to calm down 🇺🇸🦅

they should make a version of bluesky that’s full of nazis and owned by a boer pedophile

100% A+ on the BPD diagnostic test

gay guy edaters putting the kitten in catamite

i honestly wasn’t expecting there to be so much gay sex in the minecraft movie

the cure to being chinese: estrogen.

the best part of traveling while transgender? free over-the-pants handy at the TSA screening 😏

the true cure to homosexuality would be genetic engineering to place the prostate *onto* the genitals — sadly, since bush jr. established the GOP as an opponent of genetic research, we can not recognize gays as what they are — victims of an anatomical accident — or uplift them from their condition

they should put something a little nicer than balls underneath the dick

starting a twitch account where my face cam clearly shows a gun pointed at my head and if i get a million followers it shoots me