Happy Holi! 🎆🎆🕉️

Hope your Spring is as bright as the #Holi colors!!

I've seen people (who have apparently been living under a rock these last years) complain that #LateShowHosts are no longer funny because they only attack MAGAs.

Honestly probably the worst, and yet most honest thing they can be doing to Dems because where the fuck are they? No content to parody.

Men love women in lingerie.

So what do women love men in?

Therapy. That's sexy.

Conservatives: Capitalism allows us to vote with our dollars

Liberals: We're not supporting (person/business) because they said or did something we don't like.

Conservatives: THIS CANCEL CULTURE IS RIDICULOUS!

Liberals: 😑🤷🏼‍♀️

I have a lot of brown friends. Hispanic and South Asian. Please start carrying proof of legal status on you. I don't trust them not to "round them up now and sort them out later". Due process? Never heard of her. Constitution? I rolled for that and got a 1.

Imma wear this meme out.

#DonOLD #Felon45 #IMPOTUS #Resist

#Diversity #Inclusion #LGBTQIA #Queer #DisabilityRights

NOT THIS TIME ASSHOLES

#Resist

In the Middle Ages there were stories about changelings, who had been perfectly normal toddlers until the faeries came and stole them and left an identical faerie baby that was no longer the same sweet toddler in their place.

But sure, it's definitely the vaccines that cause autism. 🙄

I guess they didn't get pre-authorization. #Denied

Better luck next time. 🤷‍♀️

All I'm saying is that if CEOs continue to be shot then they might do something about gun regulations. And in that case it becomes the world's stupidest trolley problem. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

#Wicked was an absolute delight. #ArianaGrande filled those pink shoes perfectly. I can't wait to see it again!!

In the Year of Our Lord #Taylor 2024 we are making men explain their shitty humor and not tolerating abuse.

Happened in a singles group. Can't imagine why these dudes are single. 🙃

I can't wait to hurt some fragile masculine feelings.