I have known all my life that one day I will bite into a nut and a whole bug will be in there. This could also be your fate.

Pupusas and polenta

Sternly admonishing my cat for forming a parasocial relationship with me.

I am now hovering over the graves of my enemies. I have never been wrong.

If cats could speak #1 thing they'd be saying is "Hark!"

I'm weighing my options.