Fable
@fabler.bsky.social
I like scary things, nature, food, alligators, dinosaurs, writing, movies, video games, gardening, rocks, and outer space.
What is it about McDonald's Coca-Cola specifically that makes it treat migraines and morning sickness so well?
July 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What is it about McDonald's Coca-Cola specifically that makes it treat migraines and morning sickness so well?
The urge to rewatch Red Dawn today...
February 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The urge to rewatch Red Dawn today...
GSA CRE properties were always considered a safe investment for RE investors. Rude awakening happening thanks to DOGE.
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February 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
GSA CRE properties were always considered a safe investment for RE investors. Rude awakening happening thanks to DOGE.
That good throat burning, spicy olive oil with some hot and crunchy baguette 🤤
February 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That good throat burning, spicy olive oil with some hot and crunchy baguette 🤤
I need an office phone that has a dialpad that's like my 10-key. The different positions for the numbers messed me up every call.
Why they do dis
Why they do dis
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February 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I need an office phone that has a dialpad that's like my 10-key. The different positions for the numbers messed me up every call.
Why they do dis
Why they do dis
Pet peeve: When I'm sharing a dippable food with someone and they eat it over the bowl so they don't spill on themselves, but bitch you're spilling from your mouth to the communal bowl.
February 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Pet peeve: When I'm sharing a dippable food with someone and they eat it over the bowl so they don't spill on themselves, but bitch you're spilling from your mouth to the communal bowl.
Accounting reddit realizing there gonna be no IRS workers to do audits this year.
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February 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Accounting reddit realizing there gonna be no IRS workers to do audits this year.
Stairs without railings in homes. Why?
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February 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Stairs without railings in homes. Why?
Dead Island 2 has been the most entertaining game I've played in a while. Carla you're my girl 👊
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Dead Island 2 has been the most entertaining game I've played in a while. Carla you're my girl 👊
Movies: #hearteyes is everything Emily in Paris should have been. This is a perfect Valentine's Day movie for you and your honey. Gets a bit sloppy towards the end, but what doesn't on V-day.
February 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Movies: #hearteyes is everything Emily in Paris should have been. This is a perfect Valentine's Day movie for you and your honey. Gets a bit sloppy towards the end, but what doesn't on V-day.
Since I'm still recovering my PE and shouldn't fly, the hubby and I want to do a staycation for the anniversary this year.
Any recommendations for a staycation hotel/BNB within 3ish hours of Miami by car? Still limited on heavy activity/heavy walking, so kayaking the springs is out.
Any recommendations for a staycation hotel/BNB within 3ish hours of Miami by car? Still limited on heavy activity/heavy walking, so kayaking the springs is out.
January 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Since I'm still recovering my PE and shouldn't fly, the hubby and I want to do a staycation for the anniversary this year.
Any recommendations for a staycation hotel/BNB within 3ish hours of Miami by car? Still limited on heavy activity/heavy walking, so kayaking the springs is out.
Any recommendations for a staycation hotel/BNB within 3ish hours of Miami by car? Still limited on heavy activity/heavy walking, so kayaking the springs is out.
I guess the new thing at the farmers market is temu filled crochet booths filled with marvel characters and plant amigurumi with vendors pretending to crochet in them but not actually making anything. Saw at least 3 of them today that popped up out of nowhere.
I may be a little salty.
I may be a little salty.
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January 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I guess the new thing at the farmers market is temu filled crochet booths filled with marvel characters and plant amigurumi with vendors pretending to crochet in them but not actually making anything. Saw at least 3 of them today that popped up out of nowhere.
I may be a little salty.
I may be a little salty.
Hospital billing me for 2 nights in the ICU when they kept me in a hallway bed without any monitors one night while my oxygen sat crashed overnight and then moved me to a regular room late on the second night... No wonder healthcare costs are out of control.
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January 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hospital billing me for 2 nights in the ICU when they kept me in a hallway bed without any monitors one night while my oxygen sat crashed overnight and then moved me to a regular room late on the second night... No wonder healthcare costs are out of control.
I want to start a hair salon called "Trims" that's literally just for trims. You say how many inches and that's what you get. They don't care how dead your ends are! With photographs and frickin rulers as evidence!
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I want to start a hair salon called "Trims" that's literally just for trims. You say how many inches and that's what you get. They don't care how dead your ends are! With photographs and frickin rulers as evidence!
I need to figure out how to lower my work hours to increase my creative hours this year.
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I need to figure out how to lower my work hours to increase my creative hours this year.
Recovered enough to make it to the theater for Nosferatu which was absolutely gorgeous. The fireplace scene was the crème de la crème but my favorite thing was every time my gore-hating husband would be like "ooh sexy moaning lady" a fucking monster would pop up & scare his penis away. The screams!
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Recovered enough to make it to the theater for Nosferatu which was absolutely gorgeous. The fireplace scene was the crème de la crème but my favorite thing was every time my gore-hating husband would be like "ooh sexy moaning lady" a fucking monster would pop up & scare his penis away. The screams!
Finally finished Creature Comandos. I laughed, I cried, fantastic show, but the standout line living rent free in my head is "oh boy, Nazis."
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Finally finished Creature Comandos. I laughed, I cried, fantastic show, but the standout line living rent free in my head is "oh boy, Nazis."
The same people cheerleading offshore drilling in the Gulf are the ones going Cujo about "toxins" and "chemicals" in our food while begging destroy our local seafood and beaches.
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January 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The same people cheerleading offshore drilling in the Gulf are the ones going Cujo about "toxins" and "chemicals" in our food while begging destroy our local seafood and beaches.
So next up on my DC binge was Creature Commandos and holy shitballs. Watching the nazi massacre to Dresden Dolls was peak catharsis rn! And then next thing I know I'm heartbroken cuz of Weasel! Can't wait to keep watching.
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January 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So next up on my DC binge was Creature Commandos and holy shitballs. Watching the nazi massacre to Dresden Dolls was peak catharsis rn! And then next thing I know I'm heartbroken cuz of Weasel! Can't wait to keep watching.
Catching up on my DC backlog, and finally saw The Batman (so you like cats) which obviously led to The Penguin and everyone was right, this show was so good! I can't tell if I want a second season or if it ended just right.
Now the question is Colin Farrell or Danny Devito?
Now the question is Colin Farrell or Danny Devito?
January 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Catching up on my DC backlog, and finally saw The Batman (so you like cats) which obviously led to The Penguin and everyone was right, this show was so good! I can't tell if I want a second season or if it ended just right.
Now the question is Colin Farrell or Danny Devito?
Now the question is Colin Farrell or Danny Devito?
Hot pepper and Kalamata olive pizza for dinner.
Took me about a minute too long to get it out of the oven while trying not to accidentally throw it into the flames, but luckily it doesn't taste burnt.
Took me about a minute too long to get it out of the oven while trying not to accidentally throw it into the flames, but luckily it doesn't taste burnt.
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hot pepper and Kalamata olive pizza for dinner.
Took me about a minute too long to get it out of the oven while trying not to accidentally throw it into the flames, but luckily it doesn't taste burnt.
Took me about a minute too long to get it out of the oven while trying not to accidentally throw it into the flames, but luckily it doesn't taste burnt.
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For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
