Fabien Tempest ⚒️
@fabientempest.bsky.social
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
The inventor of the anagram has died....
May he "erect a penis"....
May he "erect a penis"....
September 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The inventor of the anagram has died....
May he "erect a penis"....
May he "erect a penis"....
@kevadams.bsky.social Do you need Sherpas and oxygen masks to get to the top of the North stand at Molineux ?
(meant to send this last night but forgot in the excitement of scoring 2 goals!)
(meant to send this last night but forgot in the excitement of scoring 2 goals!)
August 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social Do you need Sherpas and oxygen masks to get to the top of the North stand at Molineux ?
(meant to send this last night but forgot in the excitement of scoring 2 goals!)
(meant to send this last night but forgot in the excitement of scoring 2 goals!)
@kevadams.bsky.social We'll give you a 4 goal head start on Tuesday night. Is that OK ? 🤣
August 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social We'll give you a 4 goal head start on Tuesday night. Is that OK ? 🤣
@kevadams.bsky.social Wolves 'ay we ?
August 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social Wolves 'ay we ?
Finished 1-1 didn't it?
Did Cresswell play for Stoke?
Did Cresswell play for Stoke?
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Finished 1-1 didn't it?
Did Cresswell play for Stoke?
Did Cresswell play for Stoke?
Birmingham's finest. Rest easy, Oz.
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Birmingham's finest. Rest easy, Oz.
@kevadams.bsky.social You're on TOTP from 8.30pm on BBC4. Wait for that royalty cheque to arrive shortly ! 🤣
July 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social You're on TOTP from 8.30pm on BBC4. Wait for that royalty cheque to arrive shortly ! 🤣
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
Dear Victoria
When are you going to tell us that Only Connect is back on BBC2 next Monday night at 8pm ?
Dear Victoria
When are you going to tell us that Only Connect is back on BBC2 next Monday night at 8pm ?
July 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
Dear Victoria
When are you going to tell us that Only Connect is back on BBC2 next Monday night at 8pm ?
Dear Victoria
When are you going to tell us that Only Connect is back on BBC2 next Monday night at 8pm ?
@kevadams.bsky.social Just watching the Boomtown Rats on the LiveAid anniversary concert thing on BBC2 and I swear that's Big Jimmy Paterson on trombone!
July 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social Just watching the Boomtown Rats on the LiveAid anniversary concert thing on BBC2 and I swear that's Big Jimmy Paterson on trombone!
@kevadams.bsky.social
Ex Wolves player scores for Al Hilal in Club World Cup!
Ex Wolves player scores for Al Hilal in Club World Cup!
June 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social
Ex Wolves player scores for Al Hilal in Club World Cup!
Ex Wolves player scores for Al Hilal in Club World Cup!
@kevadams.bsky.social
Ex Wolves player scores for Chelsea in Club World Cup !
Ex Wolves player scores for Chelsea in Club World Cup !
June 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social
Ex Wolves player scores for Chelsea in Club World Cup !
Ex Wolves player scores for Chelsea in Club World Cup !
When I was a young boy, my father
took me into the city to see a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be
the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
to lead you in the summer to join the Trump parade.
took me into the city to see a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be
the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
to lead you in the summer to join the Trump parade.
June 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
When I was a young boy, my father
took me into the city to see a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be
the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
to lead you in the summer to join the Trump parade.
took me into the city to see a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be
the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
to lead you in the summer to join the Trump parade.
@marshfamilysongs.bsky.social Played 10CC - Rubber Bullets & the following lyric stood out as being very topical :
"Well, I don't understand why they called in the National Guard, when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard "
Perhaps you could put your talents to covering this song?
"Well, I don't understand why they called in the National Guard, when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard "
Perhaps you could put your talents to covering this song?
June 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@marshfamilysongs.bsky.social Played 10CC - Rubber Bullets & the following lyric stood out as being very topical :
"Well, I don't understand why they called in the National Guard, when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard "
Perhaps you could put your talents to covering this song?
"Well, I don't understand why they called in the National Guard, when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard "
Perhaps you could put your talents to covering this song?
Meanwhile, Aberdeen win the Scottish FA Cup !!
May 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Meanwhile, Aberdeen win the Scottish FA Cup !!
May the First be with you !
(Getting in 3 days early before anyone else on BlueSky!)
(Getting in 3 days early before anyone else on BlueSky!)
May 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
May the First be with you !
(Getting in 3 days early before anyone else on BlueSky!)
(Getting in 3 days early before anyone else on BlueSky!)
April 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was in Tesco longer than Katy Perry was in space !
April 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I was in Tesco longer than Katy Perry was in space !
April 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Eight famous people I’ve met, but one is untrue;
– Ray Winstone
– John Cleese
- Geoff Hurst
- Bob Monkhouse
- James Dean Bradfield (Manic Street Preachers)
- Kate Bush
- Julian Dicks
- Kevin Rowland (Dexys)
Answers on a postcard !
– Ray Winstone
– John Cleese
- Geoff Hurst
- Bob Monkhouse
- James Dean Bradfield (Manic Street Preachers)
- Kate Bush
- Julian Dicks
- Kevin Rowland (Dexys)
Answers on a postcard !
April 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Eight famous people I’ve met, but one is untrue;
– Ray Winstone
– John Cleese
- Geoff Hurst
- Bob Monkhouse
- James Dean Bradfield (Manic Street Preachers)
- Kate Bush
- Julian Dicks
- Kevin Rowland (Dexys)
Answers on a postcard !
– Ray Winstone
– John Cleese
- Geoff Hurst
- Bob Monkhouse
- James Dean Bradfield (Manic Street Preachers)
- Kate Bush
- Julian Dicks
- Kevin Rowland (Dexys)
Answers on a postcard !
@fernyfern.bsky.social For some bizarre reason, I woke up today thinking about film titles with animals in them but replaced by ‘raccoon’ instead.
Raccoons on a Plane
The Raccoon 🦝 King
Raccoon Dundee
Crouching Raccoon, Hidden Raccoon
The Raccoon Hunter
101 Raccoons. . .
Raccoons on a Plane
The Raccoon 🦝 King
Raccoon Dundee
Crouching Raccoon, Hidden Raccoon
The Raccoon Hunter
101 Raccoons. . .
March 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
@fernyfern.bsky.social For some bizarre reason, I woke up today thinking about film titles with animals in them but replaced by ‘raccoon’ instead.
Raccoons on a Plane
The Raccoon 🦝 King
Raccoon Dundee
Crouching Raccoon, Hidden Raccoon
The Raccoon Hunter
101 Raccoons. . .
Raccoons on a Plane
The Raccoon 🦝 King
Raccoon Dundee
Crouching Raccoon, Hidden Raccoon
The Raccoon Hunter
101 Raccoons. . .
@kevadams.bsky.social I vaguely remember us discussing Jah Wobble and his music some months ago?
Anyway, while booking tickets for another concert, I happened to notice that he & The Invaders of the Heart are playing in Lichfield on 4th Apr. You may already know this but I thought I'd let you know !
Anyway, while booking tickets for another concert, I happened to notice that he & The Invaders of the Heart are playing in Lichfield on 4th Apr. You may already know this but I thought I'd let you know !
March 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@kevadams.bsky.social I vaguely remember us discussing Jah Wobble and his music some months ago?
Anyway, while booking tickets for another concert, I happened to notice that he & The Invaders of the Heart are playing in Lichfield on 4th Apr. You may already know this but I thought I'd let you know !
Anyway, while booking tickets for another concert, I happened to notice that he & The Invaders of the Heart are playing in Lichfield on 4th Apr. You may already know this but I thought I'd let you know !
I'm thinking @mrcolinmurray.bsky.social might still be in the pub celebrating St Patrick's Day and so there will be no conundrum today !!
March 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm thinking @mrcolinmurray.bsky.social might still be in the pub celebrating St Patrick's Day and so there will be no conundrum today !!
Having a pint of the black stuff to celebrate St Patrick's Day - I just love Marmite!
March 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Having a pint of the black stuff to celebrate St Patrick's Day - I just love Marmite!
Pancakes on the streets of London, Pancakes on the streets of Birmingham . . .
#HangTheDJ
#HangTheDJ
March 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Pancakes on the streets of London, Pancakes on the streets of Birmingham . . .
#HangTheDJ
#HangTheDJ