Do you like this alien girl? Yes? Follow me.😶

Chat im gonna be famous

Me calling my mom because idk how to be an adult and I need her to do my taxes for me

i used to be confused by guys who sagged their pants and then someone said it was like a whale tail for girls and all of a sudden it made so much sense.

sonar from dispatch could get ittt

don’t get it mixed up. I might be a boykisser. But i’m also a girlkisser. I kiss everyone.

Bi pride or whatevs

Dark circles are hot but the fact I have to feel like shit to have them is evil.

Are we allowed to ask cops weird questions while they’re on duty?

Can I ask a cop for a soup recipe while they’re on duty even if Im not getting arrested?

Do cops even make soup?

I act all mature and like a normal citizen but at the end of the day, I am in fact just some weird awkward creature.

Do people decorate their cuck chairs?

Like is that an activity they do or is that like… too involved?

Do OTHER PEOPLE decorate the cuck chair?

I am truly a philosopher.