You know you’re getting on in life when your flatmate buys a mortar and pestle and you get genuinely excited about all the garlic you’re gonna mince in that bad boy

🚫: Can i get a dick pic my homie

✅: Richard request

Building up karmic credit by saving the drowning insects in the swimming pool

I am finally on Bluesky. Hi

I know how to say “I love cheese” in 6 different languages