Ezra
@ezrahjude.bsky.social
A long walk on the beach becomes a somewhat shorter skip
I wonder if they had bay-blade in the Stone Age
December 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I wonder if they had bay-blade in the Stone Age
Invisible man lookalike contest had a huge turn out
December 10, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Invisible man lookalike contest had a huge turn out
Stand up comedy session but it’s just me and my friend sitting on stage on folding chairs having a thoughtful conversation
December 10, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Stand up comedy session but it’s just me and my friend sitting on stage on folding chairs having a thoughtful conversation
My coworker told me the minions give them gender envy and that they tear up when they see memes of them.
December 9, 2024 at 12:45 AM
My coworker told me the minions give them gender envy and that they tear up when they see memes of them.
Went to a party I wasn’t invited to and took all their empty cans. Im like Robin Hood I thimk
December 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Went to a party I wasn’t invited to and took all their empty cans. Im like Robin Hood I thimk
Bear with me?
Uhm, this wasn’t an open invite get-together
Uhm, this wasn’t an open invite get-together
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Bear with me?
Uhm, this wasn’t an open invite get-together
Uhm, this wasn’t an open invite get-together
I came, I quat, I conquered
December 5, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I came, I quat, I conquered
I love saying “who’s this clown?” Because it implies that not only are you a clown, you’re not even well known
December 4, 2024 at 3:26 AM
I love saying “who’s this clown?” Because it implies that not only are you a clown, you’re not even well known
*Holding a hot iron up to my ear*
“It’s for you”
“It’s for you”
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 AM
*Holding a hot iron up to my ear*
“It’s for you”
“It’s for you”
The twink at chick fil a said his word of the day was “probably pleasure.” Appreciate the commitment buddy keep up the good work.
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
The twink at chick fil a said his word of the day was “probably pleasure.” Appreciate the commitment buddy keep up the good work.
Asking for my coffee from the barista like the automated Facebook marketplace message.
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Asking for my coffee from the barista like the automated Facebook marketplace message.
My little secret is that I’ve been redrawing a tattoo with sharpie for a year and no one has caught me yet.
December 3, 2024 at 11:48 AM
My little secret is that I’ve been redrawing a tattoo with sharpie for a year and no one has caught me yet.
What if colorblind people couldn’t read the names of colors either
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
What if colorblind people couldn’t read the names of colors either
I’m a 19 and 3/4ths year old in a 19 and a 1/2 year olds body.
December 2, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I’m a 19 and 3/4ths year old in a 19 and a 1/2 year olds body.
*At the edge of space and time to the all knowing presence*
Me: My friend is meeting me here for lunch
Me: My friend is meeting me here for lunch
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 AM
*At the edge of space and time to the all knowing presence*
Me: My friend is meeting me here for lunch
Me: My friend is meeting me here for lunch
Call me a liberal agenda the way I woke up.
Good morning sunshine ☀️
Good morning sunshine ☀️
December 1, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Call me a liberal agenda the way I woke up.
Good morning sunshine ☀️
Good morning sunshine ☀️
Guys check this shit out
December 1, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Guys check this shit out
Posting every quadrillionth of a second is not very sustainable
December 1, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Posting every quadrillionth of a second is not very sustainable
I have 30 eggs incubating, I’m gonna go count them so I know exactly how many chicks will hatch.
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I have 30 eggs incubating, I’m gonna go count them so I know exactly how many chicks will hatch.