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Exploding Haggis
@explodinghaggis.bsky.social
Creative person + demolitions expert.
www.explodinghaggis.com
This has been one of the best weeks to be a Vancouver sport fan. The #Rise, #Goldeneyes, #Whitecaps are good!!!Vancouver is good!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The #VancouverWhitecaps this game, this season, this era be like…
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The @vancouverrisefc.bsky.social are champs!!!

THE. RISE. ARE. GOOD.

#nsl #Vancouver #Champs
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm going to just play this on loop forever...

#NSL #VancouverRise #Champs
#VanRiseFC up 2–1 with just over 20 minutes to play! Captain Samantha Chang with a through ball to Holly Ward who goes on a great run before finishing it inside the box with a shot into the far side of the goal. #NSL #NSLFinal
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My kid is disappointed the #Canucks game isn’t literal Vans vs Cars.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ll keep saying this until I’m blue in the face… the Whitecaps are GOOD!
The place is officially PACKED🔥🏟️

Every fan in the building will get a limited-edition playoff rally towel 🤩
Doors open at 4:30 pm PT so get in early, get loud and rep your 'Caps by wearing blue and white 💙🤍

📰 | whitecapsfc.com/news/semifinal-sellout

#VWFC | #OwnTheSummit
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you were to meme the #Canucks this season, what would it be?

(Image stolen from Reddit)
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
As a sports fan in this city I have to remind myself...

- The Canucks are doing their best
- The Goldeneyes starting soon makes me happy
- The C's are neat ❤️
- The Rise are playing for a championship next weekend!!
- The Whitecaps. Are. GOOD!! (and cup contenders) 🏆

These are still good times.
a man in a blue jacket with white stripes is pointing at something
ALT: a man in a blue jacket with white stripes is pointing at something
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November 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Seeing Demko potentially injured for the #Canucks be like...
a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "
ALT: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "
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November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
BRRRRRRROCK BOESER!!!

I don’t know where this gif is from but I don’t care. Brock you goddamned beauty.

#canucks
a brock boeser as your yeoman purser advertisement
ALT: a brock boeser as your yeoman purser advertisement
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
What is the public opinion on car alarms?

Please, don’t hold back.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
THE WHITECAPS ARE GOOD!!!

#vwfc
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Parenting win: teaching critical thinking and digital literacy to my kid via K-Pop Demon Hunters.
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
THE WHITECAPS ARE GOOD!!!

#VWFC
October 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My sketchbook and I got reacquainted recently. If you like @whitecapsfc.com and a whole lot of #Vancouver inside humour, then maybe you’ll like this too.
August 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Watching German Shopping cart archery can be very satisfying.
August 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My wall is naked and it’s making everyone uncomfortable.

In other words… I’m looking for local artists who sell prints, posters, or even questionable life advice cleverly disguised as art.

I have an empty wall I wish to add some cool art to. If you have a suggestion, please share!
July 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
After being stuck inside for days nursing a concussion I can’t help thinking about the longterm effects…
July 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey Sportsnet! You suck!

I would love to hear this as a chant at a game. Not that I will see that game streamed online or anything…
July 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Teenage me living in Abby would have been through the goddamned roof. #canucks
June 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
So, this is kinda rad…
if you've had a shitty week, here's the fantastic news you needed:

solar is SO efficient now that nothing else really comes close. Solar farms like this- under which other countries plant crops that thrive in the controlled bright shade- are the easy future.

this makes me sleep okay at night 😌
Solar + storage is now $104 per MWh in Las Vegas or similar regions for nearly 100% clean firm power. There is no way new nuclear can compete with this. Even new gas plants will struggle and that is assuming access to cheap gas over the life-cycle of the plant, which is kind of a crazy gamble TBH.
June 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Breaking news: my neighbourhood apparently now has an opera woman.
June 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
YESSSSS
March 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey space nerds! Did you know we are experiencing a lunar eclipse right now? If you live in Canada, eclipse totality happens between 11:30pm to midnight pacific time, both tonight (like now, you fools) and tomorrow night.

#eclipse
March 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM