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EE Record: 23-22
(We bet what we post)

- The Emu will always be about gambling tips, but The Emu NEVER gambles with fascism #nokings
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- come for the betting tips, stay for more tips (they’ll be better than those old tips we promise)
Deploying the national guard to put down dissent is alarming, yes. Especially against governor’s wishes. But Hegseth threatening mobilizing marines? That would be attempted tyranny through military force on a country’s own citizens. #trump #losangeles #la #nokings #fuckice #resist
June 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
As an LA resident: Trump is baiting us. He wants violence. He wants to invoke the insurrection act. Cali is about to revoke our federal contributions as the 4th largest economy in the world. Trump wants it, wants control. This is a powder keg. #trump #la #losangeles #ice #fuckice #nokings #resist
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Trump isn’t anti war or pro peace. He is pro legacy. And he’d love to plaster over his evils and failures with a win that a foreign enemy promised him and never intended to keep that promise. #trump #putin #russia #ukraine
June 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Jonah Goldberg is an idiot. You get kicked out of institutions for saying men can’t have babies? As someone who’s been to these institutions very recently, no you fuckin don’t. #jonahgoldberg #billmaher #idiot
June 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
They always say “if we won’t they will” ok fine. But don’t let it kill the middle class economy. Hire Amodei and Altman, use maybe like $300 billion of our trillion dollar defense budget on it, and protect the American ppl from it. #AI #protectionism #realpolicy #Trump #Elon #future
June 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The idea that we are in an AI arms race with China and maybe Russia holds water, but the idea that we don’t need regulations doesn’t. You can regulate it to the public. It doesn’t need to immediately eviscerate job markets, you can silo the innovation to the feds if it’s really about defense.
June 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The Muskrat going at Trump and vice versa really feels like a red herring to me. Nobody has actually done anything except tweet. Feels like a WWE con job/distraction. Idk. Just a gut feeling. #elon #musk #elonmusk #trump #twitter #tesla #america #blueskyrebels #fuckice #nokings
June 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Trump and ICE are purposely overt, they want a violent altercation. They want a race war. They want an “attack” on federal agents. This will give Trump the ability to take more power. #nokings #ice #fuckice #trump #politics #potus #scotus #resist #rebel #civilwar
The comparisons to Hitler are typically trite, but the playbook is simple and widely forgotten. He staged a fake terrorist attack on the German “White House” to exploit a law that gave him ultimate power which he never relinquished. He was elected by utilizing foolish billionaires who he abandoned
June 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The comparisons to Hitler are typically trite, but the playbook is simple and widely forgotten. He staged a fake terrorist attack on the German “White House” to exploit a law that gave him ultimate power which he never relinquished. He was elected by utilizing foolish billionaires who he abandoned
June 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
What’s the over under on how many ice raids it will take before one of the wannabe mercs kills an innocent protester? #ice #trump #nazi #nokings #fuckice
June 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You can’t legislate morality. But you can regulate greed and power. That will suffice. God I despise the Right’s priorities. #dems #resist #fucktrump #serf #doyoufeelfree #realfreedom #fakechristians
May 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I miss the days when I could slam my trunk. What if I’m in a getaway from a crime? I gotta just hit the button? No thanks. #mobland #guyritchie #tomhardy #piercebrosnan #dame #helenmirren #theringer
April 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
#snl finally making people uncomfortable again. Love it. #nbc #snl50 #lorne #gillis #bluesky #comedy
March 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The dormant Emu has emerged with a -198 lock. MVG. Van Gerwen. Thursday 2p est. The legend continues. PDC.

#pdc #vangerwen #darts #premierleague #ton #toneighty #lfg #betsky #skybets #sportsbetting #bets #gamble #gambler
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Don’t judge a book by its cover? There’s a reason the cover looks just like what happens in the book.

Which is why we look at the Cs and the Cavs and it’s an obvious tease.

Celtics Cavs tease. Rip it.

#celtics #cavs #nba #boston #cleveland #betsky #skybets
February 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
After a brief, albeit lucrative hiatus (we don’t tell you guys everything, Aberg cough cough) the Emu is BACK with another soccer winner for tomorrow

Champions League

Atalanta to advance to -140

#betsky #booksky #skybets #sportsbetting #sportsbets #soccer #championsleague #atalanta #football
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Honesty is the best policy. We’re almost .500 again. No shame in it. We’re Kanish not Worm. Updated W/L record is accurate.

#sportsbetting #betsky #skybet #bluesky #blueskybet #rounders #wagers #gamble #damon #norton
February 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Toriyama dunked on Vegeta until his last days. Gave him SSJ3 only to have Kakarot surpass him yet again.

#dbz #daima
February 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
SSJ4?!?!
February 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Incoming soccer parlay ready to make your cash work for you on a Friday.

#PremierLeague Friday #Parlay +100

Cole Palmer to score or Assist
Chelsea/Brighton O1.5

#betsky #skybet #sportsbetting #football #soccer #chelsea #brighton #gamble #gambling #bluesky #blueskybets #booksky
February 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Favorite DFS lineup for the #genesis at Torrey Pines

Cantlay
Finau
Fleetwood
Im
Berger
Bhatia

#pga #betsky #dfs #draftkings #skybets #golf #fantasy #booksky #torreypines
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Imagine if the #executive determined what is the legitimate power of the executive? #JD #Vance taunts the courts such a suggestion. I wish we at the Emu could bet on John Roberts ego, over under on his morality. God I hope they insult him, cuz John don’t play.
February 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
After some time on #bluesky, I can’t decide if we’re nihilists or if we’re just all posting in our brand new echo chamber, or if this will translate into actual opposition. #resist.

Anyways: with #nfl over, the emu remains a force on the #pitch. Now it’s time to add some #PGA into this. We’re on it
February 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Let’s keep padding those accounts with some more soccer winners.

⚽️ Parlay -107
Bayern Munich ML
&
Liverpool ML

AC Milan +110

#bayernmunich #lfc #liverpool #acmilan #betsky #skybets #sportsbetting #sportsbets #parlay #moneyline #football #soccer #booksky
February 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Consider our spirits officially lifted! Cash it! The Emu delivers on the pitch yet again. Both wagers winners.

#championsleague #juventus #mancity #madrid #psg #football #superbowl #soccer #sportsbetting #skybets #betsky #bluesky #blueskybets #winner #gamble #booksky
#SuperBowl is over. To help mourn the end of the #nfl season here’s some soccer bets to lift your spirits. Games tomorrow.

Champions League

Juventus ML -110

Champions League Parlay -110

Man City/Madrid O2.5
&
PSG ML

#psg #mancity #championsleague #juventus #betting #skybets #sportsbetting
February 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM