I wouldn't feel so bad if it were a couple of noems goons.
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wouldn't feel so bad if it were a couple of noems goons.
When do the executions and mass graves begin?
July 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When do the executions and mass graves begin?
Great! 108°F on a bright sunny day and the power goes out.
June 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Great! 108°F on a bright sunny day and the power goes out.
It's apparent trump and his *friend* Xi are sleeping in separate rooms.
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
It's apparent trump and his *friend* Xi are sleeping in separate rooms.
Hold off on the military parade until he dies so the whole country can celebrate.
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hold off on the military parade until he dies so the whole country can celebrate.
Some middle class will be moving to the poor side of town.
April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Some middle class will be moving to the poor side of town.
It sucks to be George Santos but 87 months is lenient.
April 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It sucks to be George Santos but 87 months is lenient.
Above Flagstaff AZ, where the Pink Jeeps don't go.
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Above Flagstaff AZ, where the Pink Jeeps don't go.
This is Plymouth making a pitstop. He's fast. I think he's Hemi powered.
March 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is Plymouth making a pitstop. He's fast. I think he's Hemi powered.
Must be awkward when they show up at the office.
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Must be awkward when they show up at the office.
He could have at least appointed a functioning alcoholic.
March 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
He could have at least appointed a functioning alcoholic.
Hegseth to be demoted to E-3.
March 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hegseth to be demoted to E-3.
Sending the vice president's wife to Greenland like she owns the place is disgusting.
March 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sending the vice president's wife to Greenland like she owns the place is disgusting.
ROI must be massive for breaking bread for $5m
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ROI must be massive for breaking bread for $5m
How's the "dealmakin" going America?
March 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How's the "dealmakin" going America?
You now work for the government, and you are all Walmart employees.
March 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You now work for the government, and you are all Walmart employees.
The IRS wants a selfie and photo of an ID to file taxes. That sounds a little invasive.
March 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The IRS wants a selfie and photo of an ID to file taxes. That sounds a little invasive.
So now he wants to rape the forests.
March 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
So now he wants to rape the forests.
Baby Huey begging for a fist. Zelensky holding back.
February 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Baby Huey begging for a fist. Zelensky holding back.
Quit buying eggs. Either they go out of date and get tossed or they lower the price.
February 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Quit buying eggs. Either they go out of date and get tossed or they lower the price.
The rich can't survive without poor folk. Better watch your Ps & Qs rich folk.
February 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The rich can't survive without poor folk. Better watch your Ps & Qs rich folk.
Oh boy! More takeaways.
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh boy! More takeaways.
Former president's probably texting back and forth about how fucking stupid American voters are.
February 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Former president's probably texting back and forth about how fucking stupid American voters are.
I"m pretty sure the new regime has a plan for shooting protesters.
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I"m pretty sure the new regime has a plan for shooting protesters.
"What did you get done this week?"
1. Fished in the Gulf of Mexico.
2. Swam the Panama Canal.
3. Supported Canada.
4. Sunbathe in Greenland.
5. Liberated Gaza.
1. Fished in the Gulf of Mexico.
2. Swam the Panama Canal.
3. Supported Canada.
4. Sunbathe in Greenland.
5. Liberated Gaza.
February 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"What did you get done this week?"
1. Fished in the Gulf of Mexico.
2. Swam the Panama Canal.
3. Supported Canada.
4. Sunbathe in Greenland.
5. Liberated Gaza.
1. Fished in the Gulf of Mexico.
2. Swam the Panama Canal.
3. Supported Canada.
4. Sunbathe in Greenland.
5. Liberated Gaza.