Mia
@exhaustrovert.bsky.social
i read you soft and queer, cap't
this morning I confiscated ant poison from a squirrel, and opened a fortune cookie for 8 sparrows. the fortune read, "Be cautious of the next turn."
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
this morning I confiscated ant poison from a squirrel, and opened a fortune cookie for 8 sparrows. the fortune read, "Be cautious of the next turn."
I could pick a card, any card, from a standard, freshly opened 52 deck and still somehow pull Temperance
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I could pick a card, any card, from a standard, freshly opened 52 deck and still somehow pull Temperance
if you ask me to have a quick video chat I am available. unless it has to be on MS Teams, in which case my laptop is broken, sorry. just email me!
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
if you ask me to have a quick video chat I am available. unless it has to be on MS Teams, in which case my laptop is broken, sorry. just email me!
why is it that laundry has a final boss phase after wash and dry. and why does it take two weeks to do a final knockout blow that costs me less than an hour of my life
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
why is it that laundry has a final boss phase after wash and dry. and why does it take two weeks to do a final knockout blow that costs me less than an hour of my life
🛡️ ⚔️
December is here, puzzling heroes! Come conquer some puzzling temples in this month's Legend of Zelda themed set. See you Tuesday, December 9.
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🛡️ ⚔️
well. it's time. how do i set my tree up and bunny-proof it against little wandering angels who long to consume wires at any cost
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
well. it's time. how do i set my tree up and bunny-proof it against little wandering angels who long to consume wires at any cost
at the end of the semester I've lost the plot a little for which classes are still ongoing and which are now completed. this led to me saying, "Bye, see you next year!" to my teamer who responded, "Bitch, I better see you Thursday!"
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
at the end of the semester I've lost the plot a little for which classes are still ongoing and which are now completed. this led to me saying, "Bye, see you next year!" to my teamer who responded, "Bitch, I better see you Thursday!"
Reposted by Mia
We’re ready for your on-boarding, @officialpax.bsky.social ! Why not start your workday with a visit to the Puzzle Room (118C)?
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
We’re ready for your on-boarding, @officialpax.bsky.social ! Why not start your workday with a visit to the Puzzle Room (118C)?
A 1:1 supervisor to employee ratio at the greatest company in the world. Now hiring puzzle solvers: only at Pax Unplugged.
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
A 1:1 supervisor to employee ratio at the greatest company in the world. Now hiring puzzle solvers: only at Pax Unplugged.
packing for Pax Unplugged as if I'm going to Australia for six weeks, not two states down for four days
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
packing for Pax Unplugged as if I'm going to Australia for six weeks, not two states down for four days
all I have going for me is my wit, charm, confidence, and familiarity. unfortunately this will not be enough to prevent me from being fed to the wolves, who have sensed my lack of ease and my facade of nonchalance
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
all I have going for me is my wit, charm, confidence, and familiarity. unfortunately this will not be enough to prevent me from being fed to the wolves, who have sensed my lack of ease and my facade of nonchalance
finding out that all the emails I ignored from my building are actually about a full day water shut-off actually resulted in a very productive catch-up on dishes and filling 10 mason jars with drinking water
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
finding out that all the emails I ignored from my building are actually about a full day water shut-off actually resulted in a very productive catch-up on dishes and filling 10 mason jars with drinking water
what does it mean when you light a candle with the intention to unwind and shortly thereafter the candle jar shatters?
was the candle acting in self-defense or did my stress resonance break 550Hz?
was the candle acting in self-defense or did my stress resonance break 550Hz?
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
what does it mean when you light a candle with the intention to unwind and shortly thereafter the candle jar shatters?
was the candle acting in self-defense or did my stress resonance break 550Hz?
was the candle acting in self-defense or did my stress resonance break 550Hz?
messages that you could receive from a lover, a therapist, or a swim instructor
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
messages that you could receive from a lover, a therapist, or a swim instructor
the early bird would get the worm but I'm out there even earlier, picking them up off the sidewalks and depositing them back into the grass
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the early bird would get the worm but I'm out there even earlier, picking them up off the sidewalks and depositing them back into the grass
Reposted by Mia
surely having to watch a second baseball game is sufficient penalty
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
surely having to watch a second baseball game is sufficient penalty
is it now socially responsible to go around with sticky tape and block-out all the ring cameras in our neighbourhoods?
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
is it now socially responsible to go around with sticky tape and block-out all the ring cameras in our neighbourhoods?
yes it's a crime but have the authorities considered that it's extremely cool to have successfully pulled off a jewel heist from a famous museum in broad daylight
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
yes it's a crime but have the authorities considered that it's extremely cool to have successfully pulled off a jewel heist from a famous museum in broad daylight
if i had known i was going to be up until 1am i would have lit a candle. not in mourning or anything, just because it's time for my apartment to smell like autumn
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
if i had known i was going to be up until 1am i would have lit a candle. not in mourning or anything, just because it's time for my apartment to smell like autumn
Reposted by Mia
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
desperately trying to remember who told me kale could be added to a smoothie because I only now realize they are my sworn enemy and architect of all misery
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
desperately trying to remember who told me kale could be added to a smoothie because I only now realize they are my sworn enemy and architect of all misery
it's cold enough now i am finally nestling in for the winter. there's a hint of a chill in the air. blankets are spawning on all furniture. soup
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
it's cold enough now i am finally nestling in for the winter. there's a hint of a chill in the air. blankets are spawning on all furniture. soup
important: just went from cozy couch to hot shower to warm bed. all before 9pm. luxurious
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
important: just went from cozy couch to hot shower to warm bed. all before 9pm. luxurious
waiting 40 minutes for a subway while at the furthest, darkest, spookiest reaches of the TTC line is another of gods little tests for me. if I pass all of them I think I get immortality or Rapture 2, which I've been told happens after the first one
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
waiting 40 minutes for a subway while at the furthest, darkest, spookiest reaches of the TTC line is another of gods little tests for me. if I pass all of them I think I get immortality or Rapture 2, which I've been told happens after the first one