DamnitE
@exactlye.bsky.social
We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.
~Chesire Cat
~Chesire Cat
Adulting is opening the other box of pop tarts before you finish the first box of pop tarts.
PS. Don't tell my mother
PS. Don't tell my mother
August 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Adulting is opening the other box of pop tarts before you finish the first box of pop tarts.
PS. Don't tell my mother
PS. Don't tell my mother
Laughs at quote...drives by mall parking lot...never leaves house again...
May 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Laughs at quote...drives by mall parking lot...never leaves house again...
The first sip of coffee inside my brain...
May 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The first sip of coffee inside my brain...
I woke up to make coffee and there's Kyle in a heated phone debate over the Spastasticness of Jurassic Park 1.
Did I mention... i was coffeeless...
I'm just about to murder him when he pauses his conversation and asks...do you want Indian food? I'm buying.
So Kyle lived.
Did I mention... i was coffeeless...
I'm just about to murder him when he pauses his conversation and asks...do you want Indian food? I'm buying.
So Kyle lived.
February 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I woke up to make coffee and there's Kyle in a heated phone debate over the Spastasticness of Jurassic Park 1.
Did I mention... i was coffeeless...
I'm just about to murder him when he pauses his conversation and asks...do you want Indian food? I'm buying.
So Kyle lived.
Did I mention... i was coffeeless...
I'm just about to murder him when he pauses his conversation and asks...do you want Indian food? I'm buying.
So Kyle lived.
Winter storm warning...
Your county may get snow. You may get 5-9 inches. You may not get 5-9 inches. You may get ice or not. You may get snow and ice. You may get snow or ice.
Also expect outages or not.
Panic buy milk and bread. Or don't.
Follow me for me winter storm advice..
Your county may get snow. You may get 5-9 inches. You may not get 5-9 inches. You may get ice or not. You may get snow and ice. You may get snow or ice.
Also expect outages or not.
Panic buy milk and bread. Or don't.
Follow me for me winter storm advice..
January 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Winter storm warning...
Your county may get snow. You may get 5-9 inches. You may not get 5-9 inches. You may get ice or not. You may get snow and ice. You may get snow or ice.
Also expect outages or not.
Panic buy milk and bread. Or don't.
Follow me for me winter storm advice..
Your county may get snow. You may get 5-9 inches. You may not get 5-9 inches. You may get ice or not. You may get snow and ice. You may get snow or ice.
Also expect outages or not.
Panic buy milk and bread. Or don't.
Follow me for me winter storm advice..
Sure hope one of those gifts is my...
Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...
Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Sure hope one of those gifts is my...
Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...
Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...
Is the police service that enforced COVID-19 gathering restrictions during Christmas still available?
December 21, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Is the police service that enforced COVID-19 gathering restrictions during Christmas still available?
Your movie will continue uninterrupted after these interruptions...
November 29, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Your movie will continue uninterrupted after these interruptions...
Gonna need more cereal...
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Gonna need more cereal...
Just sitting on the floor, eating a bowl of Quisp watching
November 29, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Just sitting on the floor, eating a bowl of Quisp watching
Back in the 70s...
They made stuffing instead of potatoes...
They made stuffing instead of potatoes...
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Back in the 70s...
They made stuffing instead of potatoes...
They made stuffing instead of potatoes...
Happy NewThankMasWeen
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Happy NewThankMasWeen
Just finished my Peppermint Mocha Coffee from Dunkin and remembered I need to brush my hair.
November 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Just finished my Peppermint Mocha Coffee from Dunkin and remembered I need to brush my hair.
Sitting by the pool thinking about saving money by switching to Geiko
November 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Sitting by the pool thinking about saving money by switching to Geiko
Just ate Burgers at Cook Out.
But now we got 5 hours to travel with 5 teens and a tween and no gas mask
But now we got 5 hours to travel with 5 teens and a tween and no gas mask
November 16, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Just ate Burgers at Cook Out.
But now we got 5 hours to travel with 5 teens and a tween and no gas mask
But now we got 5 hours to travel with 5 teens and a tween and no gas mask
Passing thru South Carolina headed to Florida...
Wait. Was that a lab monkey riding an emu?
Wait. Was that a lab monkey riding an emu?
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Passing thru South Carolina headed to Florida...
Wait. Was that a lab monkey riding an emu?
Wait. Was that a lab monkey riding an emu?
When you really gotta pee but there's a high wind warning...
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 PM
When you really gotta pee but there's a high wind warning...
It's 608 miles to Orlando. We've got half a bag of potato chips, 200 mg of caffeine, high wind warnings and we're wearing sunglasses...
November 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
It's 608 miles to Orlando. We've got half a bag of potato chips, 200 mg of caffeine, high wind warnings and we're wearing sunglasses...
AFNWTM... the new TGIF
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
Kimo Kahoano & Paul Natto "Aloha Friday No Work Till Monday!"
YouTube video by ChahMingWon1
youtu.be
November 15, 2024 at 10:59 AM
AFNWTM... the new TGIF
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
youtu.be/yZjDPAzx_I8?...
I could really drink a Zima right now
November 11, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I could really drink a Zima right now
Things my mom says... at Sam's Club
Her: i can't find the baking soda.
Me: where did you look?
Her: in the laundry aisle.
But wait...
16: where else would it be?
Me: the " Baking aisle"
16: oh... BAKING soda.
Her: i can't find the baking soda.
Me: where did you look?
Her: in the laundry aisle.
But wait...
16: where else would it be?
Me: the " Baking aisle"
16: oh... BAKING soda.
November 9, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Things my mom says... at Sam's Club
Her: i can't find the baking soda.
Me: where did you look?
Her: in the laundry aisle.
But wait...
16: where else would it be?
Me: the " Baking aisle"
16: oh... BAKING soda.
Her: i can't find the baking soda.
Me: where did you look?
Her: in the laundry aisle.
But wait...
16: where else would it be?
Me: the " Baking aisle"
16: oh... BAKING soda.
Warning...
I am taking my mom to Sam's Club. So if you hear me rolling my eyes... mind your business and try the chicken salad
I am taking my mom to Sam's Club. So if you hear me rolling my eyes... mind your business and try the chicken salad
November 9, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Warning...
I am taking my mom to Sam's Club. So if you hear me rolling my eyes... mind your business and try the chicken salad
I am taking my mom to Sam's Club. So if you hear me rolling my eyes... mind your business and try the chicken salad