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Just finished playing Half-Life for the first time, about to dump thoughts in replies
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just finished playing Half-Life for the first time, about to dump thoughts in replies
inb4 Valve doesn't announce HL3 and HLX is actually a codename for Half Life: Blue Shift 2: Blue Harder
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
inb4 Valve doesn't announce HL3 and HLX is actually a codename for Half Life: Blue Shift 2: Blue Harder
my favorite taco place just got a third location and it's also close to my apartment & office so i can go there for less of a wait now
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
my favorite taco place just got a third location and it's also close to my apartment & office so i can go there for less of a wait now
someone in a mc modding server im in just sent me the craziest unreleased mashup album ever. y'all aren't ready for this when it releases
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
someone in a mc modding server im in just sent me the craziest unreleased mashup album ever. y'all aren't ready for this when it releases
yoooo guys did the hornet dlc drop???
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
yoooo guys did the hornet dlc drop???
trump x zohran might be the funniest press conference in history how the fuck did this happen
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
trump x zohran might be the funniest press conference in history how the fuck did this happen
Whoever at Subaru decided it was a good idea to start using the car screen's message system to show you SiriusXM ads disguised as important system messages should be kicked in the nuts repeatedly
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Whoever at Subaru decided it was a good idea to start using the car screen's message system to show you SiriusXM ads disguised as important system messages should be kicked in the nuts repeatedly
ROR2 released a good DLC and Astroneer IMMEDIATELY Seekers of the Storm’d it
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ROR2 released a good DLC and Astroneer IMMEDIATELY Seekers of the Storm’d it
Jason Crow is my representative and frankly even though I don’t agree with all his politics as a progressive I’m really impressed by him standing up to this admin to the point Trump is calling for his death
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Jason Crow is my representative and frankly even though I don’t agree with all his politics as a progressive I’m really impressed by him standing up to this admin to the point Trump is calling for his death
you guys think trump went “hawk tuah” and spat on that thang
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you guys think trump went “hawk tuah” and spat on that thang
i have no mouth, and i must blow bubba
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i have no mouth, and i must blow bubba
trump giving clinton a blowie isn't gay bc he said "no homo" before he did it
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
trump giving clinton a blowie isn't gay bc he said "no homo" before he did it
guy whose kink is being a good neighbor
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
guy whose kink is being a good neighbor
girl who thinks every guy named mark is markiplier
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
girl who thinks every guy named mark is markiplier
does anyone know why they decided to make the DFW airport train Like That
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
does anyone know why they decided to make the DFW airport train Like That
do you guys think Forebrother Gron would be a tumblr sexyman
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
do you guys think Forebrother Gron would be a tumblr sexyman
Happy Veterans Day (or whatever it’s called in your country). I feel like it’s important to remember how many people died many years ago specifically fighting fascism. Perhaps the people claiming “anti-fascism is terrorism” are the bad guys? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy Veterans Day (or whatever it’s called in your country). I feel like it’s important to remember how many people died many years ago specifically fighting fascism. Perhaps the people claiming “anti-fascism is terrorism” are the bad guys? 🤔
Time to deal with the classic Short Person Concert Experience, in which I can’t fucking see anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Time to deal with the classic Short Person Concert Experience, in which I can’t fucking see anything
just had the most diabolical experience on a minecraft server
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
just had the most diabolical experience on a minecraft server
Was thinking of getting some bbq for lunch. Checked prices of the local place. $20 for a pulled pork sandwich, $30 for a brisket sandwich. What the fuck?!
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Was thinking of getting some bbq for lunch. Checked prices of the local place. $20 for a pulled pork sandwich, $30 for a brisket sandwich. What the fuck?!
Mamdani getting elected might be a disaster for waste management companies because now all the trash is taking itself out!
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Mamdani getting elected might be a disaster for waste management companies because now all the trash is taking itself out!
Just heard “Born Into the Sunset” by Temples at the local pizza place holy shit. Other people know about that song???
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Just heard “Born Into the Sunset” by Temples at the local pizza place holy shit. Other people know about that song???
lol literally everything i voted for won. hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
lol literally everything i voted for won. hell yeah
big shoutout to fall back for changing my sleep schedule from “3 hours too late” to just “2 hours too late”
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
big shoutout to fall back for changing my sleep schedule from “3 hours too late” to just “2 hours too late”
if it makes any Torontonians feel better after tonight, it could be worse, your local MLB team could be the Rockies
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
if it makes any Torontonians feel better after tonight, it could be worse, your local MLB team could be the Rockies