Exo
ex0planetary.bsky.social
Exo
@ex0planetary.bsky.social
22, he/him, regrettably american // https://exoplanetary.me // ❤️ @coffeetext.bsky.social
One obscure downside of the super cold temps today is when you’re eating at a restaurant the air temperature decreases by like 10 degrees for a few seconds every time someone opens a door
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"The Half-Life 2 Movie" cast from a discord call
- Directed by Michael Bay
- Jack Black as Gordon
- Chris Pratt as Barney
- Zendaya as Alyx
- Dr Anthony Fauci as Kleiner
- Morgan Freeman as Eli
- Emma Stone as Mossman
- Mumbo Jumbo as Odessa Cubbage
- Elon Musk as Dr Breen
- Awkwafina as Headcrab
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
friend of mine did the best thing ever in her d&d character sheet
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
holy shit the forecast tonight LMAO. we've got it easy here in denver, what the fuck are people in northern minnesota even gonna do man
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
how it feels to touch a lightswitch during winter while living somewhere dry
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Apparently that new Arknights game accidentally automated draining people’s bank accounts, making it truly Gacha Factorio
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
society if flatpak update was multithreaded
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
flexing on hytale by making my OWN game
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
to anyone who has the gene that makes you not cry when cutting onions
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
im glad that hytale uses the word "cuirass" so more people can discover it's pronounced like "queer ass"
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
current mood: fixing a bug by adding the letter “a” to the beginning of a directory name because the code globs things in alphabetical order
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
im gonna lose my mind dude this was based off of my specific youtube comment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2U...
It's Called a Road, It's Called a Sinner's Road
YouTube video by Trevor Treefort
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
crying laughing last night at my gfs discovery that the boat in HDTF has the exact same full name as the main character of her fanfic
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Bogus Bindt Cakes
January 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
this will be minecraft graphics in 2016
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Just discovered the "Rust guy" at my company is in fact the same person whose desk at the office is covered in plush crabs. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i never learned to type and i kinda wish i did because im trying to learn vim & i naturally touch type with one hand and hunt & peck with the other like a lunatic
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
we really live in a world where im getting asked for a 45% tip on a chipotle pickup order huh
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
coworker told me “the users really annoyed me with what they did so I’m writing it up to make sure they never get to do it again” and I feel like that’s a great sentence that needs to be shared with the wider world
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
if vance becomes president will his first lady be the couch
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
dude imagine how terrible Rust would be if its generics worked like C++
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
the downside of living in an office park is that the barbershop is farther away than the barbershop’s corporate offices
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
software engineering job
what i expected: writing code
what i got: makefile plumbing
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
guy who “writes Rust” but it’s all just inline asm in a rs file
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
TIL Adobe has their own proprietary color space for some reason??? why
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM