Exo
@ex0planetary.bsky.social
22, he/him, regrettably american // https://exoplanetary.me // ❤️ @coffeetext.bsky.social
One obscure downside of the super cold temps today is when you’re eating at a restaurant the air temperature decreases by like 10 degrees for a few seconds every time someone opens a door
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
One obscure downside of the super cold temps today is when you’re eating at a restaurant the air temperature decreases by like 10 degrees for a few seconds every time someone opens a door
"The Half-Life 2 Movie" cast from a discord call
- Directed by Michael Bay
- Jack Black as Gordon
- Chris Pratt as Barney
- Zendaya as Alyx
- Dr Anthony Fauci as Kleiner
- Morgan Freeman as Eli
- Emma Stone as Mossman
- Mumbo Jumbo as Odessa Cubbage
- Elon Musk as Dr Breen
- Awkwafina as Headcrab
- Directed by Michael Bay
- Jack Black as Gordon
- Chris Pratt as Barney
- Zendaya as Alyx
- Dr Anthony Fauci as Kleiner
- Morgan Freeman as Eli
- Emma Stone as Mossman
- Mumbo Jumbo as Odessa Cubbage
- Elon Musk as Dr Breen
- Awkwafina as Headcrab
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"The Half-Life 2 Movie" cast from a discord call
- Directed by Michael Bay
- Jack Black as Gordon
- Chris Pratt as Barney
- Zendaya as Alyx
- Dr Anthony Fauci as Kleiner
- Morgan Freeman as Eli
- Emma Stone as Mossman
- Mumbo Jumbo as Odessa Cubbage
- Elon Musk as Dr Breen
- Awkwafina as Headcrab
- Directed by Michael Bay
- Jack Black as Gordon
- Chris Pratt as Barney
- Zendaya as Alyx
- Dr Anthony Fauci as Kleiner
- Morgan Freeman as Eli
- Emma Stone as Mossman
- Mumbo Jumbo as Odessa Cubbage
- Elon Musk as Dr Breen
- Awkwafina as Headcrab
friend of mine did the best thing ever in her d&d character sheet
January 24, 2026 at 3:10 AM
friend of mine did the best thing ever in her d&d character sheet
holy shit the forecast tonight LMAO. we've got it easy here in denver, what the fuck are people in northern minnesota even gonna do man
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
holy shit the forecast tonight LMAO. we've got it easy here in denver, what the fuck are people in northern minnesota even gonna do man
how it feels to touch a lightswitch during winter while living somewhere dry
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
how it feels to touch a lightswitch during winter while living somewhere dry
Apparently that new Arknights game accidentally automated draining people’s bank accounts, making it truly Gacha Factorio
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Apparently that new Arknights game accidentally automated draining people’s bank accounts, making it truly Gacha Factorio
society if flatpak update was multithreaded
January 22, 2026 at 5:35 PM
society if flatpak update was multithreaded
flexing on hytale by making my OWN game
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
flexing on hytale by making my OWN game
to anyone who has the gene that makes you not cry when cutting onions
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
to anyone who has the gene that makes you not cry when cutting onions
im glad that hytale uses the word "cuirass" so more people can discover it's pronounced like "queer ass"
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
im glad that hytale uses the word "cuirass" so more people can discover it's pronounced like "queer ass"
current mood: fixing a bug by adding the letter “a” to the beginning of a directory name because the code globs things in alphabetical order
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
current mood: fixing a bug by adding the letter “a” to the beginning of a directory name because the code globs things in alphabetical order
im gonna lose my mind dude this was based off of my specific youtube comment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2U...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2U...
It's Called a Road, It's Called a Sinner's Road
YouTube video by Trevor Treefort
www.youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
im gonna lose my mind dude this was based off of my specific youtube comment
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2U...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD2U...
crying laughing last night at my gfs discovery that the boat in HDTF has the exact same full name as the main character of her fanfic
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
crying laughing last night at my gfs discovery that the boat in HDTF has the exact same full name as the main character of her fanfic
this will be minecraft graphics in 2016
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
this will be minecraft graphics in 2016
Just discovered the "Rust guy" at my company is in fact the same person whose desk at the office is covered in plush crabs. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Just discovered the "Rust guy" at my company is in fact the same person whose desk at the office is covered in plush crabs. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised.
i never learned to type and i kinda wish i did because im trying to learn vim & i naturally touch type with one hand and hunt & peck with the other like a lunatic
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
i never learned to type and i kinda wish i did because im trying to learn vim & i naturally touch type with one hand and hunt & peck with the other like a lunatic
we really live in a world where im getting asked for a 45% tip on a chipotle pickup order huh
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
we really live in a world where im getting asked for a 45% tip on a chipotle pickup order huh
coworker told me “the users really annoyed me with what they did so I’m writing it up to make sure they never get to do it again” and I feel like that’s a great sentence that needs to be shared with the wider world
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
coworker told me “the users really annoyed me with what they did so I’m writing it up to make sure they never get to do it again” and I feel like that’s a great sentence that needs to be shared with the wider world
if vance becomes president will his first lady be the couch
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
if vance becomes president will his first lady be the couch
dude imagine how terrible Rust would be if its generics worked like C++
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
dude imagine how terrible Rust would be if its generics worked like C++
the downside of living in an office park is that the barbershop is farther away than the barbershop’s corporate offices
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the downside of living in an office park is that the barbershop is farther away than the barbershop’s corporate offices
software engineering job
what i expected: writing code
what i got: makefile plumbing
what i expected: writing code
what i got: makefile plumbing
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
software engineering job
what i expected: writing code
what i got: makefile plumbing
what i expected: writing code
what i got: makefile plumbing
guy who “writes Rust” but it’s all just inline asm in a rs file
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
guy who “writes Rust” but it’s all just inline asm in a rs file
TIL Adobe has their own proprietary color space for some reason??? why
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
TIL Adobe has their own proprietary color space for some reason??? why