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i love my cat and my brain is full of soup
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my early grey ice cream came out p good. next time 6 teabags and remember to steep before making the custard 😤
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
my early grey ice cream came out p good. next time 6 teabags and remember to steep before making the custard 😤
my little life is neat sometimes
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
my little life is neat sometimes
i don’t want to live on the moon
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
i don’t want to live on the moon
why would anyone want to watch a podcast???
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
why would anyone want to watch a podcast???
today i took a nice nap and i’m about to make earl grey tea ice cream
tomorrow we’re going on a museum date
saturday we see josh Johnson!!!
a good weekend ahead:)
tomorrow we’re going on a museum date
saturday we see josh Johnson!!!
a good weekend ahead:)
February 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
today i took a nice nap and i’m about to make earl grey tea ice cream
tomorrow we’re going on a museum date
saturday we see josh Johnson!!!
a good weekend ahead:)
tomorrow we’re going on a museum date
saturday we see josh Johnson!!!
a good weekend ahead:)
lol i got junk mail yesterday advertising a house that just sold for $1.8mil and that now is a good time to buy
idk how you got my name and address, but even if i sold both my kidneys i’d still have a negative net worth
idk how you got my name and address, but even if i sold both my kidneys i’d still have a negative net worth
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
lol i got junk mail yesterday advertising a house that just sold for $1.8mil and that now is a good time to buy
idk how you got my name and address, but even if i sold both my kidneys i’d still have a negative net worth
idk how you got my name and address, but even if i sold both my kidneys i’d still have a negative net worth
oh my gosh sylvan chomet’s the illusionist is on hbo and i am screaming. i love this movie. i love it so much and i haven’t seen it in years and i am READY TO CRY
February 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
oh my gosh sylvan chomet’s the illusionist is on hbo and i am screaming. i love this movie. i love it so much and i haven’t seen it in years and i am READY TO CRY
maybe it’ll happen today
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
maybe it’ll happen today
not only is google providing an ai summary of an email exchange with my dad (which in total was 26 words including shorties like i and the) ITS MISGENDERING ME IN THE SUMMARY fuck you gemini i wish I could turn this off!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
not only is google providing an ai summary of an email exchange with my dad (which in total was 26 words including shorties like i and the) ITS MISGENDERING ME IN THE SUMMARY fuck you gemini i wish I could turn this off!!!!
the way enterprise season 4 beautifully tees up the romulan war but then they had to go ahead and cancel it and kill trip
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the way enterprise season 4 beautifully tees up the romulan war but then they had to go ahead and cancel it and kill trip
absolutely HATE the font the mets are using in their posts. it feels so bland and unexciting. you’re supposed to be getting me excited about things, not continuing to bum me out
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
absolutely HATE the font the mets are using in their posts. it feels so bland and unexciting. you’re supposed to be getting me excited about things, not continuing to bum me out
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lol reading old journal pages and finding quotes like “annoying t’pol doesn’t wear the uniform” apparently i was watching enterprise late 22 early 23 😂
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
lol reading old journal pages and finding quotes like “annoying t’pol doesn’t wear the uniform” apparently i was watching enterprise late 22 early 23 😂
i wouldnt call it an existential crisis but i’ve been a bit in an existential over awareness these past few days and i need to buy a retinol serum
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i wouldnt call it an existential crisis but i’ve been a bit in an existential over awareness these past few days and i need to buy a retinol serum
realistically i have a year or two left of being “young” enough for the tween/teen clients to not immediately write me off as old
i’m about to lose my edge and all i can do is watch it happen
i’m about to lose my edge and all i can do is watch it happen
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
realistically i have a year or two left of being “young” enough for the tween/teen clients to not immediately write me off as old
i’m about to lose my edge and all i can do is watch it happen
i’m about to lose my edge and all i can do is watch it happen
the best thing from yesterdays costco trip is the $2.99 ice cream that takes me three sittings to eat that costco soft serve is on its own tier apart from all other soft serves
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
the best thing from yesterdays costco trip is the $2.99 ice cream that takes me three sittings to eat that costco soft serve is on its own tier apart from all other soft serves
the first word i found into today’s spelling be was enema
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the first word i found into today’s spelling be was enema
these sentimental thoughts brought to you the question: if you live with a person who shaves their face, do they leave hair in the sink?
don’t ask how i went from wondering about this to lovingly reminiscing and supporting my friends from afar.
don’t ask how i went from wondering about this to lovingly reminiscing and supporting my friends from afar.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
these sentimental thoughts brought to you the question: if you live with a person who shaves their face, do they leave hair in the sink?
don’t ask how i went from wondering about this to lovingly reminiscing and supporting my friends from afar.
don’t ask how i went from wondering about this to lovingly reminiscing and supporting my friends from afar.
sincerely if more of my friends from high school and college had been on twitter we’d probably still be somewhat in touch with each other
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
sincerely if more of my friends from high school and college had been on twitter we’d probably still be somewhat in touch with each other
thinking about my pals here who i know from real life and have eaten pizza and spent countless hours with and how we’ve gotten to realtime from afar see each others growth and progression 🥹
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
thinking about my pals here who i know from real life and have eaten pizza and spent countless hours with and how we’ve gotten to realtime from afar see each others growth and progression 🥹
self care trip to costco
February 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
self care trip to costco
it’s not easy being green let me tell you
February 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
it’s not easy being green let me tell you
post anesthesia brooklyn has the biggest pupils o_o
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
post anesthesia brooklyn has the biggest pupils o_o
sweet kitty brooklyn just had his last two teethies pulled (except the lil tiny ones) and now he is the most muppet muppet boy 🥹
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
sweet kitty brooklyn just had his last two teethies pulled (except the lil tiny ones) and now he is the most muppet muppet boy 🥹
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Happy Worf Wednesday let's attack and dethrone god
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Happy Worf Wednesday let's attack and dethrone god