Evil
@eviluser.bsky.social
Vulgar Dilettante and part-time Car Thief
The Fountain of Touching Youth
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The Fountain of Touching Youth
Dilbert guy and Three Doors Down lead singer dead within a month of eachother, 2026 really is my year
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Dilbert guy and Three Doors Down lead singer dead within a month of eachother, 2026 really is my year
Twitter keeps suspending me for “Violent Speech” just because I “Keep Threatening Dave Portnoy’s Life” like what else am I supposed to use the app for?????
February 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Twitter keeps suspending me for “Violent Speech” just because I “Keep Threatening Dave Portnoy’s Life” like what else am I supposed to use the app for?????
Had a dream so aggravating I literally Ragebaited myself awake
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Had a dream so aggravating I literally Ragebaited myself awake
Will child protective services get mad at me if I call him my “stupid chud” son
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Will child protective services get mad at me if I call him my “stupid chud” son
Shimeji Simulation is very good
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Shimeji Simulation is very good
The New York Yankees used to do this shit but now I’m supposed to care that the big spenders are “The Los Angeles Dodgers” nah I’m good
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The New York Yankees used to do this shit but now I’m supposed to care that the big spenders are “The Los Angeles Dodgers” nah I’m good
Probably off twitter for good. FYP just became racist slop for no reason despite being entirely normal 24 hours prior.
January 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Probably off twitter for good. FYP just became racist slop for no reason despite being entirely normal 24 hours prior.
Just saw real people defend the p3 reload cutscenes I’m gonna be sick
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just saw real people defend the p3 reload cutscenes I’m gonna be sick
I mean morally the only sane position is that Amerika should be completely leveled and our leaders fed to wild dogs
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I mean morally the only sane position is that Amerika should be completely leveled and our leaders fed to wild dogs
My parents rickrolled me
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My parents rickrolled me
I’ve been waiting for the right moment to finally say Peckerwood in mixed company
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’ve been waiting for the right moment to finally say Peckerwood in mixed company
Having to wait till November for a Submission Rejection letter
September 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Having to wait till November for a Submission Rejection letter
Struggling to leave twitter because it’s the only platform where I’d be able to hear news of Dave Portnoy’s death, and the idea of (in the event of his death, presumably by choking on pizza) living under the false assumption that Dave Portnoy is still alive sounds soul destroying.
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Struggling to leave twitter because it’s the only platform where I’d be able to hear news of Dave Portnoy’s death, and the idea of (in the event of his death, presumably by choking on pizza) living under the false assumption that Dave Portnoy is still alive sounds soul destroying.
Thawed too much shrimp. It goes bad tomorrow. Too much shrimp
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Thawed too much shrimp. It goes bad tomorrow. Too much shrimp
Just got back from a four hour drive with no car ac with a one hour intermission while I waited for triple A to undo my lugs and tried not to die, I’m gonna blow up the fucking sun
June 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just got back from a four hour drive with no car ac with a one hour intermission while I waited for triple A to undo my lugs and tried not to die, I’m gonna blow up the fucking sun
surely The Bombs will fix this
June 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
surely The Bombs will fix this
I’ll go outside and think “Surely the peerless natural beauty of my surroundings will enhance my prose! Nature can offer no muse greater than these mountains!”
And then I’ll go back inside and spend five hours writing “I wanna kill myself in a way the cops haven’t seen before”
And then I’ll go back inside and spend five hours writing “I wanna kill myself in a way the cops haven’t seen before”
June 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ll go outside and think “Surely the peerless natural beauty of my surroundings will enhance my prose! Nature can offer no muse greater than these mountains!”
And then I’ll go back inside and spend five hours writing “I wanna kill myself in a way the cops haven’t seen before”
And then I’ll go back inside and spend five hours writing “I wanna kill myself in a way the cops haven’t seen before”
Blue curtains posting is back on twitter so I’m figuring out the most painful way I can kill myself
June 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Blue curtains posting is back on twitter so I’m figuring out the most painful way I can kill myself
Look all I’m saying is when I’m drafted the US Armed Forces are in for a nasty surprise when they find out about my crippling sabotage addiction
June 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Look all I’m saying is when I’m drafted the US Armed Forces are in for a nasty surprise when they find out about my crippling sabotage addiction