Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
Pinned
Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Don't tell the others but you're my favo(u)rite.
Dear the English speaking world,
E*s*cape.
E*s*presso.
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
E*s*cape.
E*s*presso.
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Dear the English speaking world,
E*s*cape.
E*s*presso.
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
E*s*cape.
E*s*presso.
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
So Sue says to Victor, she says, "Okay, here's the Thing..."
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
So Sue says to Victor, she says, "Okay, here's the Thing..."
“Keep this thought at the ready at daybreak, and through the day and night—there is only one path to happiness, and that is in giving up all outside of your sphere of choice, regarding nothing else as your possession, surrendering all else to Fate and Fortune.” - Epictetus
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
“Keep this thought at the ready at daybreak, and through the day and night—there is only one path to happiness, and that is in giving up all outside of your sphere of choice, regarding nothing else as your possession, surrendering all else to Fate and Fortune.” - Epictetus
So Kutuzov says to Napoleon, he says, "There's no point Russian into things."
January 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
So Kutuzov says to Napoleon, he says, "There's no point Russian into things."
Feeling almost human today. Soon the process will be perfected and the invasion will begin.
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Feeling almost human today. Soon the process will be perfected and the invasion will begin.
Dear the English speaking world,
These ones. Those ones. NO!
These. Those. YES!
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
These ones. Those ones. NO!
These. Those. YES!
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Dear the English speaking world,
These ones. Those ones. NO!
These. Those. YES!
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
These ones. Those ones. NO!
These. Those. YES!
Warm regards,
Evil Ray
So the snowman says to the ninja, he says, "I've got ice in the back of my head."
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
So the snowman says to the ninja, he says, "I've got ice in the back of my head."
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater:
"Your dad is a character."
"He's a character who's been divorced twice and currently can't go within 500 feet of his second ex-wife's property, so maybe not the role model I should be following."
"Your dad is a character."
"He's a character who's been divorced twice and currently can't go within 500 feet of his second ex-wife's property, so maybe not the role model I should be following."
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Tonight on Out Of Context Theater:
"Your dad is a character."
"He's a character who's been divorced twice and currently can't go within 500 feet of his second ex-wife's property, so maybe not the role model I should be following."
"Your dad is a character."
"He's a character who's been divorced twice and currently can't go within 500 feet of his second ex-wife's property, so maybe not the role model I should be following."
Unknown to Speed, Racer X, the masked racer, is actually his brother, Rex Racer, who left home years before.
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Unknown to Speed, Racer X, the masked racer, is actually his brother, Rex Racer, who left home years before.
So the rancher says to the mathematician, he says, "I let 196 beeves out to pasture but when I rounded them up I had 200."
January 15, 2026 at 9:56 AM
So the rancher says to the mathematician, he says, "I let 196 beeves out to pasture but when I rounded them up I had 200."
So the telekenetic lumberjack says to the guy, he says, "I saw it with my own eyes."
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 AM
So the telekenetic lumberjack says to the guy, he says, "I saw it with my own eyes."
"Positing infinity, the rest is easy." - Roger Zelazny
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 AM
"Positing infinity, the rest is easy." - Roger Zelazny
So the PC says to the Thom McAn, it says, "I need to reboot."
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
So the PC says to the Thom McAn, it says, "I need to reboot."
Today would be my paternal grandmother's 112th birthday. Were she alive she would still want to know why she can't turn left from Bendel to Pinhook.
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Today would be my paternal grandmother's 112th birthday. Were she alive she would still want to know why she can't turn left from Bendel to Pinhook.
So the lucky, charming banker says to the investor, he says, "Ireland. It's capital is always Dublin."
January 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
So the lucky, charming banker says to the investor, he says, "Ireland. It's capital is always Dublin."
So the yegg says to the English type lady, he says, "Tea is for mugs."
January 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
So the yegg says to the English type lady, he says, "Tea is for mugs."