evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social
Glorifying obesity one fictional character at a time. Not a place for minors. 18+ only. Communing with dark entities.
Fatty Fox is on his way expeditiously, walking isn’t ideal for him anymore
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Fatty Fox is on his way expeditiously, walking isn’t ideal for him anymore
Who’s going to make my ocs super fat when I have all this homework to do !! ??
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Who’s going to make my ocs super fat when I have all this homework to do !! ??
Pawbert’s going on that gigachad bulking regiment. If you’re enormous you’ll never go unnoticed right?
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Pawbert’s going on that gigachad bulking regiment. If you’re enormous you’ll never go unnoticed right?
The primal urge to make a Fox version of my sona but the desire not to be a typical furry kfksksksjs
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The primal urge to make a Fox version of my sona but the desire not to be a typical furry kfksksksjs
Has anyone ever made a fat tardigrade OC and if not then should I be a pioneer ..?
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Has anyone ever made a fat tardigrade OC and if not then should I be a pioneer ..?
Bad influences in bunny burrow, suppose he’s going to be visiting more often now that he’s got this cute baker’s number
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Bad influences in bunny burrow, suppose he’s going to be visiting more often now that he’s got this cute baker’s number
Pawbert’s been hitting the catnip and munchies a liiiiittle too hard recently, which may or may not be my fault… but he’s way more chill now so I think this is a major improvement
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Pawbert’s been hitting the catnip and munchies a liiiiittle too hard recently, which may or may not be my fault… but he’s way more chill now so I think this is a major improvement
Look Ik he had a convoluted evil plan or whatever but I think if they would have sent me in, I could get him to forget about it in like 5 minutes.
I mean rly he just needed to loosen tf up, like get an outlet boy
I mean rly he just needed to loosen tf up, like get an outlet boy
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Look Ik he had a convoluted evil plan or whatever but I think if they would have sent me in, I could get him to forget about it in like 5 minutes.
I mean rly he just needed to loosen tf up, like get an outlet boy
I mean rly he just needed to loosen tf up, like get an outlet boy
CW: naval effing
I think seeing Sitka this huge is like Alvin’s guilty pleasure, like he just can’t help himself
Yes I forgot Alvin’s tail SHUT UP
I think seeing Sitka this huge is like Alvin’s guilty pleasure, like he just can’t help himself
Yes I forgot Alvin’s tail SHUT UP
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
CW: naval effing
I think seeing Sitka this huge is like Alvin’s guilty pleasure, like he just can’t help himself
Yes I forgot Alvin’s tail SHUT UP
I think seeing Sitka this huge is like Alvin’s guilty pleasure, like he just can’t help himself
Yes I forgot Alvin’s tail SHUT UP
Fill’er up!
This stupid beer balloon don’t even know he won the chugging contest 3 pints ago …
This stupid beer balloon don’t even know he won the chugging contest 3 pints ago …
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Fill’er up!
This stupid beer balloon don’t even know he won the chugging contest 3 pints ago …
This stupid beer balloon don’t even know he won the chugging contest 3 pints ago …
Idk if I loooove the way I did bandit’s face in this one, but I figured you guys might like it !!
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Idk if I loooove the way I did bandit’s face in this one, but I figured you guys might like it !!
Seth please save us… we need him to be round again.. it’s imperative …
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Seth please save us… we need him to be round again.. it’s imperative …
Y’all fw brian griffin or is that just me
January 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Y’all fw brian griffin or is that just me
Okay nobody look at me for this
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Okay nobody look at me for this
It’s my birthday who’s shrinking me down so I can eat a whole sheet cake
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
It’s my birthday who’s shrinking me down so I can eat a whole sheet cake
This cocky shit thinks he’s everyone’s type…
January 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This cocky shit thinks he’s everyone’s type…
BERRY WARNING
When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…
When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
BERRY WARNING
When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…
When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…
Y’all like berries …?
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Y’all like berries …?
here are the OCs I’m workin on
The left is officer Sitka Blackburn, a no-nonsense donut eating cop who may be huge (9 feet) but isn’t detective minded.
The right is Alvin Packwood- a cocky, self absorbed journalist from the city with a strong knack for sniffing out clues.
They need eachother BAD
The left is officer Sitka Blackburn, a no-nonsense donut eating cop who may be huge (9 feet) but isn’t detective minded.
The right is Alvin Packwood- a cocky, self absorbed journalist from the city with a strong knack for sniffing out clues.
They need eachother BAD
January 15, 2026 at 9:52 PM
here are the OCs I’m workin on
The left is officer Sitka Blackburn, a no-nonsense donut eating cop who may be huge (9 feet) but isn’t detective minded.
The right is Alvin Packwood- a cocky, self absorbed journalist from the city with a strong knack for sniffing out clues.
They need eachother BAD
The left is officer Sitka Blackburn, a no-nonsense donut eating cop who may be huge (9 feet) but isn’t detective minded.
The right is Alvin Packwood- a cocky, self absorbed journalist from the city with a strong knack for sniffing out clues.
They need eachother BAD
If I show y’all my ocs will we care .. 👀 or everyone clap if you believe
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If I show y’all my ocs will we care .. 👀 or everyone clap if you believe
Nooowwwww I know I said the last one was the last part but I wanted to feed your nasty souls with BONUS doug gaining it all back bc he’s just NOT meant to be that small.
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Nooowwwww I know I said the last one was the last part but I wanted to feed your nasty souls with BONUS doug gaining it all back bc he’s just NOT meant to be that small.
Final part to this sequenceeee, Scott has been such a big help ! He may not be able to play football at this size, but hey! Maybe he can count being a weight dumpster as “community service” on applications ?
January 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Final part to this sequenceeee, Scott has been such a big help ! He may not be able to play football at this size, but hey! Maybe he can count being a weight dumpster as “community service” on applications ?
Okay I don’t necessarily LOVE how this one turned out but I like that you all enjoy this sequence so much!
Tbh Doug is still looking pretty pudgy to me, it’s probably best he and Scott keep going, no?
Tbh Doug is still looking pretty pudgy to me, it’s probably best he and Scott keep going, no?
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Okay I don’t necessarily LOVE how this one turned out but I like that you all enjoy this sequence so much!
Tbh Doug is still looking pretty pudgy to me, it’s probably best he and Scott keep going, no?
Tbh Doug is still looking pretty pudgy to me, it’s probably best he and Scott keep going, no?
Birthday is in T minus 10 days. When should I start expecting the 23 birthday cake shipments..?
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Birthday is in T minus 10 days. When should I start expecting the 23 birthday cake shipments..?
I’m sure nobody wants to see thisss…
Anyway I think Scott mayyyy be recieving a bit more than he expected to get, guess they should’ve planned this better beforehand…
Anyway I think Scott mayyyy be recieving a bit more than he expected to get, guess they should’ve planned this better beforehand…
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’m sure nobody wants to see thisss…
Anyway I think Scott mayyyy be recieving a bit more than he expected to get, guess they should’ve planned this better beforehand…
Anyway I think Scott mayyyy be recieving a bit more than he expected to get, guess they should’ve planned this better beforehand…