Oops, hard to do jokes about NJ when things are bad all over.

New Jersey? More like New Jer-key, the only state that’s 78% beef by volume.

This day in history: August 12th, 1801 - New Jersey sucks

Masoud Pezeshkian released a statement today, dismissing Trump’s latest warning over Iran’s nuclear ambitions as “just more provocations,” calling it U.S. hypocrisy: “They claim Iran going nuclear would endanger the Middle East—while defending their support for New Jersey.”

This day in history: August 8th, 1800 - New Jersey sucks

Breaking: Democrats on Capitol Hill have issued a stern rebuke, calling President Trump’s remarks—that he believes “there’s a real chance for peace” following a phone call with New Jersey’s acting Governor Tahesha Way—“dangerous and misleading.”

This day in history: August 6th, 1790 - New Jersey sucks

Did you know: In 1925, education groups launched a concerted effort to ban F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby from public schools nationwide, fearing the book would harm the nation’s children—primarily because its story is set in the state of New Jersey.

This day in history: August 4th, 1789 - New Jersey sucks

Did you know: A 2009 study found that if the entire state of New Jersey were given over to New York City’s rat population, the resulting boost in its appeal as a tourist destination could increase the state’s economy by an estimated 11%.

This day in history: August 2nd, 1788 - New Jersey sucks

Did you know? In 1787, representatives from the state of New Jersey were not invited to the Constitutional Convention—and were asked to leave multiple times.