EverGreen
@evergreentaiga.bsky.social
29, ace, he/him ISTP-T/ISFJ-T, neurodivergent. I like Japanese games especially Splatoon.
(NEW MINDSET) LUTI Div 9 S16 vRoller/Mint/vPain main, 2200 XP Ttek
Mets fan (aka masochism lmfao)
pfp by @huntresswiz.bsky.social
Matthew 19:19 (look it up)
(NEW MINDSET) LUTI Div 9 S16 vRoller/Mint/vPain main, 2200 XP Ttek
Mets fan (aka masochism lmfao)
pfp by @huntresswiz.bsky.social
Matthew 19:19 (look it up)
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EverGreen
@evergreentaiga.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Saw some people posting similar things to this. Made me want to throw my hat into the ring.
Fucking awful day today:
- 1800 in splat bomb challenge
- terrible door/dash shift; got stiffed quite often
- scheduled practice with my BD9 pickup only for half the team to no-show
- attempted sendouq and the two randos I got didn't want to vc.
It really is Friday the 13th...
- 1800 in splat bomb challenge
- terrible door/dash shift; got stiffed quite often
- scheduled practice with my BD9 pickup only for half the team to no-show
- attempted sendouq and the two randos I got didn't want to vc.
It really is Friday the 13th...
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Fucking awful day today:
- 1800 in splat bomb challenge
- terrible door/dash shift; got stiffed quite often
- scheduled practice with my BD9 pickup only for half the team to no-show
- attempted sendouq and the two randos I got didn't want to vc.
It really is Friday the 13th...
- 1800 in splat bomb challenge
- terrible door/dash shift; got stiffed quite often
- scheduled practice with my BD9 pickup only for half the team to no-show
- attempted sendouq and the two randos I got didn't want to vc.
It really is Friday the 13th...
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#FunFactFriday
Whenever a month starts on a Sunday, the 13th lands on a Friday.
Every year has at least one instance of a Friday the 13th! 🍀🧡
Whenever a month starts on a Sunday, the 13th lands on a Friday.
Every year has at least one instance of a Friday the 13th! 🍀🧡
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
#FunFactFriday
Whenever a month starts on a Sunday, the 13th lands on a Friday.
Every year has at least one instance of a Friday the 13th! 🍀🧡
Whenever a month starts on a Sunday, the 13th lands on a Friday.
Every year has at least one instance of a Friday the 13th! 🍀🧡
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How meta players drink water vs how hyperdive players drink water #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
How meta players drink water vs how hyperdive players drink water #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
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yo my bad. i shouldn't be talking about lamar right now.
@moonlightspl.bsky.social
@moonlightspl.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
yo my bad. i shouldn't be talking about lamar right now.
@moonlightspl.bsky.social
@moonlightspl.bsky.social
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More people need to dm each other asking to play
Mid lvl is like a hetero girl staring at you so you get the hint she likes you (no words)
Yes you can dm people better than you and ask for advice or to play.
If they say NO just beat them and the will usually afterwards respawn
#compsplatoon
Mid lvl is like a hetero girl staring at you so you get the hint she likes you (no words)
Yes you can dm people better than you and ask for advice or to play.
If they say NO just beat them and the will usually afterwards respawn
#compsplatoon
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
More people need to dm each other asking to play
Mid lvl is like a hetero girl staring at you so you get the hint she likes you (no words)
Yes you can dm people better than you and ask for advice or to play.
If they say NO just beat them and the will usually afterwards respawn
#compsplatoon
Mid lvl is like a hetero girl staring at you so you get the hint she likes you (no words)
Yes you can dm people better than you and ask for advice or to play.
If they say NO just beat them and the will usually afterwards respawn
#compsplatoon
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This might be my luckiest video ever. Episode 25 of HeartGold & SoulSilver!
youtu.be/38RNwtIxeRU
youtu.be/38RNwtIxeRU
Once In a Blue Moon – Pokémon SoulSilver [25]
YouTube video by chuggaaconroy
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
This might be my luckiest video ever. Episode 25 of HeartGold & SoulSilver!
youtu.be/38RNwtIxeRU
youtu.be/38RNwtIxeRU
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In an unheard of turn of events, an elderly politician has actually retired from their position instead of waiting for death to pry it away from them.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
In an unheard of turn of events, an elderly politician has actually retired from their position instead of waiting for death to pry it away from them.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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SplatoonJP twitter account just posted about the rapid blaster changes that were secretly changed. They mention it was intended for a FUTURE update. They mention potential reversals to updates.
Link: x.com/SplatoonJP/s...
Link: x.com/SplatoonJP/s...
Splatoon（スプラトゥーン） on X: "[おしらせ] 2月5日に配信した更新データVer.11.0.1に、意図しないブキの性能変更が含まれていました。 これらは、次回の更新データで予定していた変更の一部が、誤って取り込まれたものでした。 先行して取り込まれてしまったブキの性能変更について、以下のページに追記しました。" / X
[おしらせ] 2月5日に配信した更新データVer.11.0.1に、意図しないブキの性能変更が含まれていました。 これらは、次回の更新データで予定していた変更の一部が、誤って取り込まれたものでした。 先行して取り込まれてしまったブキの性能変更について、以下のページに追記しました。
x.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
SplatoonJP twitter account just posted about the rapid blaster changes that were secretly changed. They mention it was intended for a FUTURE update. They mention potential reversals to updates.
Link: x.com/SplatoonJP/s...
Link: x.com/SplatoonJP/s...
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What are some topics you’d like to see on Discardables? I’m thinking of writing and recording a bunch of them in my next break!
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
What are some topics you’d like to see on Discardables? I’m thinking of writing and recording a bunch of them in my next break!
Huh, that @phillysplat.bsky.social looks like a great account to follow for that Philadelphia LAN I keep mentioning! Right, #compsplatoon & #splatoon?
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Huh, that @phillysplat.bsky.social looks like a great account to follow for that Philadelphia LAN I keep mentioning! Right, #compsplatoon & #splatoon?
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Last night, Malibu made history! WE GOT OUR FIRST TOURNAMENT WIN in A41 #56: Rainmaker!
Rose: the overtime buzzer can't hurt me, the mantra
Sherbert: "I'm not jumping, Nina--OH WHAT"
Nina: routinely getting triples when she's the only one alive
@sealydeagle.bsky.social: THIS RAINMAKER'S GOT SPEED!
Rose: the overtime buzzer can't hurt me, the mantra
Sherbert: "I'm not jumping, Nina--OH WHAT"
Nina: routinely getting triples when she's the only one alive
@sealydeagle.bsky.social: THIS RAINMAKER'S GOT SPEED!
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Last night, Malibu made history! WE GOT OUR FIRST TOURNAMENT WIN in A41 #56: Rainmaker!
Rose: the overtime buzzer can't hurt me, the mantra
Sherbert: "I'm not jumping, Nina--OH WHAT"
Nina: routinely getting triples when she's the only one alive
@sealydeagle.bsky.social: THIS RAINMAKER'S GOT SPEED!
Rose: the overtime buzzer can't hurt me, the mantra
Sherbert: "I'm not jumping, Nina--OH WHAT"
Nina: routinely getting triples when she's the only one alive
@sealydeagle.bsky.social: THIS RAINMAKER'S GOT SPEED!
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I can’t believe I almost forgot…🍤
Don’t be like this guy. Sign up for Anarchy NoVA #3 and form your team NOW at start.gg/anova 💫🍤🦇
#Splatoon3
Don’t be like this guy. Sign up for Anarchy NoVA #3 and form your team NOW at start.gg/anova 💫🍤🦇
#Splatoon3
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I can’t believe I almost forgot…🍤
Don’t be like this guy. Sign up for Anarchy NoVA #3 and form your team NOW at start.gg/anova 💫🍤🦇
#Splatoon3
Don’t be like this guy. Sign up for Anarchy NoVA #3 and form your team NOW at start.gg/anova 💫🍤🦇
#Splatoon3
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Montage for @i-am-deceased.bsky.social ! Had a lotta fun editing this ^^
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Montage for @i-am-deceased.bsky.social ! Had a lotta fun editing this ^^
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A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.
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loot that drops after defeating me:
- a New 3DS
- a heavily damaged sword
- a pine tree sapling
- ...
- lard, probably
- a New 3DS
- a heavily damaged sword
- a pine tree sapling
- ...
- lard, probably
loot that drops after defeating me:
• a bunch of pokemon/splatoon keychains
• ginger chews
• cat/dog toys
• insulated bottle of hot tea
• benzos
• a bunch of pokemon/splatoon keychains
• ginger chews
• cat/dog toys
• insulated bottle of hot tea
• benzos
loot that drops after defeating me:
• handful of pistachios
• expired claritin tablet
• multicolored feathers
• a single angelic note
• the manual for super smash. bros brawl for the wii (no game, just the manual)
• handful of pistachios
• expired claritin tablet
• multicolored feathers
• a single angelic note
• the manual for super smash. bros brawl for the wii (no game, just the manual)
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
loot that drops after defeating me:
- a New 3DS
- a heavily damaged sword
- a pine tree sapling
- ...
- lard, probably
- a New 3DS
- a heavily damaged sword
- a pine tree sapling
- ...
- lard, probably