inJeffable game of his own devising
@evaporationboy.bsky.social
Artist/Cat Dad •|• all opinions are my own •|•
“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
Art shops: https://linktr.ee/evaporationBoy
“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
Art shops: https://linktr.ee/evaporationBoy
Christina Chong in this outfit gives me life #StarTrekSNW
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Christina Chong in this outfit gives me life #StarTrekSNW
Antonov An-124 on the South Apron at PHL in 2022. The An-124 is the world's 2nd heaviest gross weight production cargo airplane and heaviest operating cargo aircraft, behind the one-off Antonov An-225 Mriya (which was destroyed in Kyiv during the Russian invasion of Ukraine)
July 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Antonov An-124 on the South Apron at PHL in 2022. The An-124 is the world's 2nd heaviest gross weight production cargo airplane and heaviest operating cargo aircraft, behind the one-off Antonov An-225 Mriya (which was destroyed in Kyiv during the Russian invasion of Ukraine)
Being dumb and pretty is exhausting
July 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Being dumb and pretty is exhausting
The natural progression from side eye to "dafuq you want?"
July 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The natural progression from side eye to "dafuq you want?"
RICKY!!!!!!!
July 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
RICKY!!!!!!!
On my druid bullshit again...
July 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
On my druid bullshit again...
My sunflowers are sunflowering sunflowerly
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My sunflowers are sunflowering sunflowerly
It's the 9th anniversary of the time I was sitting at my desk and Sam decided to jump on top of my head and just kinda hang out up there for about 5 minutes
July 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's the 9th anniversary of the time I was sitting at my desk and Sam decided to jump on top of my head and just kinda hang out up there for about 5 minutes
5 years ago I did a not-so-great bunny drawing. Oh, but not just any bunny! The mythological king of the carrot connoisseur community better known to you and I as the jackalope. This is no ordinary jackalope, nooooo! This jackalope skis. He's a jackaslope!!!
July 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
5 years ago I did a not-so-great bunny drawing. Oh, but not just any bunny! The mythological king of the carrot connoisseur community better known to you and I as the jackalope. This is no ordinary jackalope, nooooo! This jackalope skis. He's a jackaslope!!!
Does he get the bunny ears because he's grumpy, or is he grumpy because he's getting the bunny ears?
July 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Does he get the bunny ears because he's grumpy, or is he grumpy because he's getting the bunny ears?
Thinking about the time I spent a couple hours just listening to Mom and Aunt Sis laughing their asses off reminiscing about Aunt Marie's funeral because everyone was at the church BUT Aunt Marie's body
July 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Thinking about the time I spent a couple hours just listening to Mom and Aunt Sis laughing their asses off reminiscing about Aunt Marie's funeral because everyone was at the church BUT Aunt Marie's body
Usually my beard doesn't make it this long into the disgusting hot season, but, alas, working outside in the summer heat always eventually claims a victim. Farewell long beard. See you in a few months.
July 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Usually my beard doesn't make it this long into the disgusting hot season, but, alas, working outside in the summer heat always eventually claims a victim. Farewell long beard. See you in a few months.
This is your annual reminder that the Philadelphia Flyers are still paying goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov $1,642,857 per year for another 2 seasons to not suck at hockey in Philadelphia #PhiladelphiaFlyers #ilyabryzgalov
July 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is your annual reminder that the Philadelphia Flyers are still paying goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov $1,642,857 per year for another 2 seasons to not suck at hockey in Philadelphia #PhiladelphiaFlyers #ilyabryzgalov
I've never been much of a Superman fan, but the wingnut snowflake fragile bro outrage over this new movie makes me hope it does huge numbers. Hell, I'm even sorta interested in watching a Superman movie for the first time in my life.
July 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I've never been much of a Superman fan, but the wingnut snowflake fragile bro outrage over this new movie makes me hope it does huge numbers. Hell, I'm even sorta interested in watching a Superman movie for the first time in my life.
I tried to search my phone for pictures of someone and...
July 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I tried to search my phone for pictures of someone and...
Every time I try to take a closeup picture of him
July 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Every time I try to take a closeup picture of him
The allure of the impulse buy is all-consuming. Lidl remains undefeated
July 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The allure of the impulse buy is all-consuming. Lidl remains undefeated
Me every time a politician speaks
July 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me every time a politician speaks
Ferris Bueller explaining why he can't go to school today
July 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ferris Bueller explaining why he can't go to school today
My most satisfying win was the time Instagram removed a video I posted for copyright infringement, so I immediately challenged their decision on the basis that I cowrote the copyrighted song in question
July 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My most satisfying win was the time Instagram removed a video I posted for copyright infringement, so I immediately challenged their decision on the basis that I cowrote the copyrighted song in question
A moth flew directly at my face and I started swinging like we were in the prison yard. Long story short, I just lost a fight to a bug
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A moth flew directly at my face and I started swinging like we were in the prison yard. Long story short, I just lost a fight to a bug
Honky Cat in 2016 vs. 2025
July 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Honky Cat in 2016 vs. 2025
I dreamt that I died in my sleep then woke up more confused than I'd ever been before
June 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I dreamt that I died in my sleep then woke up more confused than I'd ever been before