Evan Saathoff
@evansaathoff.bsky.social
I’m here to talk to myself about From Software games and maybe other games that wish they were From Software games.
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Evan Saathoff
@evansaathoff.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Yikes. Hitting up Bluesky after work was a mistake.
As the owner of a bad dog, Superman made me feel very seen.
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
As the owner of a bad dog, Superman made me feel very seen.
I’ve been bald for years and it basically still shocks me when I see my reflection.
July 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve been bald for years and it basically still shocks me when I see my reflection.
Quick, I need to figure out a way to make myself useful in the apocalypse.
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Quick, I need to figure out a way to make myself useful in the apocalypse.
Rucking would be more popular if its name weren’t stupid and embarrassing.
July 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Rucking would be more popular if its name weren’t stupid and embarrassing.
There is a mission late in Death Stranding 2 where you have to climb over an entire snowy mountain with no help. I discovered the easiest way to do this is to delete the game.
July 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There is a mission late in Death Stranding 2 where you have to climb over an entire snowy mountain with no help. I discovered the easiest way to do this is to delete the game.
Aziz Ansari is offering a glimpse back to an era where Keanu Reeves occasionally gives bad performances. Nostalgia bait.
July 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Aziz Ansari is offering a glimpse back to an era where Keanu Reeves occasionally gives bad performances. Nostalgia bait.
I was thinking of getting a job in the video game industry what do you guys think
July 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I was thinking of getting a job in the video game industry what do you guys think
Death Stranding 2: real power is taking an actor you adore and making them look like the worst actor on earth. All hail Kojima.
July 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Death Stranding 2: real power is taking an actor you adore and making them look like the worst actor on earth. All hail Kojima.
If you are an actor and you’re not on TV’s greatest comedy THE BEAR, you must feel like a real piece of shit failure.
July 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you are an actor and you’re not on TV’s greatest comedy THE BEAR, you must feel like a real piece of shit failure.
Yikes. Hitting up Bluesky after work was a mistake.
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yikes. Hitting up Bluesky after work was a mistake.
I wonder if it’s possible to just not know any news. Like I’ll maybe hear a thing or two from my dad or co-workers and they themselves only recall half the headline.
January 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I wonder if it’s possible to just not know any news. Like I’ll maybe hear a thing or two from my dad or co-workers and they themselves only recall half the headline.
My top ten films of 2024 are all Trap unless Nosferatu also came out in 2024, in which case it is Trap nine times and then Nosferatu.
January 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My top ten films of 2024 are all Trap unless Nosferatu also came out in 2024, in which case it is Trap nine times and then Nosferatu.
All
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache
January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
All
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache
Day
Long
I
Dream
About
Nosferatu’s
Mustache
Very interested in this film where Superman appears to get his ass kicked a lot.
January 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Very interested in this film where Superman appears to get his ass kicked a lot.
Fortnite? Not for me!
January 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fortnite? Not for me!
What if I… played Fortnite?
January 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What if I… played Fortnite?
If you’re needing to feel cooler than someone, tonight I am going country line dancing.
January 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you’re needing to feel cooler than someone, tonight I am going country line dancing.
Currently on page 753 of a book I don’t like. It’s starting to pick up.
January 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Currently on page 753 of a book I don’t like. It’s starting to pick up.
Back on Bluesky to celebrate Nosferatu. Movie freaking rips! That is all.
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Back on Bluesky to celebrate Nosferatu. Movie freaking rips! That is all.
What was I thinking, downloading this app again. Why would I suddenly decide I don’t hate social media.
November 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
What was I thinking, downloading this app again. Why would I suddenly decide I don’t hate social media.
This morning I played Bloodborne until I got frustrated and deleted it, Demon’s Souls until I got frustrated and deleted it, then Demon’s Souls again until I got frustrated again and deleted it again. I’ve beaten both games multiple times somehow.
November 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
This morning I played Bloodborne until I got frustrated and deleted it, Demon’s Souls until I got frustrated and deleted it, then Demon’s Souls again until I got frustrated again and deleted it again. I’ve beaten both games multiple times somehow.
I think beginning act 3 in my second Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough is where I’m walking away. Time for a new game. It’s been a wild ride!
October 9, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I think beginning act 3 in my second Baldur’s Gate 3 playthrough is where I’m walking away. Time for a new game. It’s been a wild ride!
The moment I beat Baldur’s Gate 3, I turned around and started a new game immediately. Never done that before. I was a monk, now I’m a gnome ranger guy. Don’t think I’ll take it though Act 3 though.
October 5, 2023 at 3:45 PM
The moment I beat Baldur’s Gate 3, I turned around and started a new game immediately. Never done that before. I was a monk, now I’m a gnome ranger guy. Don’t think I’ll take it though Act 3 though.
I have a great Baldur’s gate 3 party. And it’s a good thing too because I’ve accidentally killed every single character I could sub in
September 20, 2023 at 1:32 PM
I have a great Baldur’s gate 3 party. And it’s a good thing too because I’ve accidentally killed every single character I could sub in