Evann
@evannn.bsky.social
I only really use letterboxd. My brain is broken but loves ray liotta https://boxd.it/2ndSl
I'm walking through the met, having a grand old time, then I see a picasso, so now I'm still walking around but saying fuckin picasso under my breath in a joe pesci voice. #One of them days.
April 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm walking through the met, having a grand old time, then I see a picasso, so now I'm still walking around but saying fuckin picasso under my breath in a joe pesci voice. #One of them days.
I'm the "ooo mark mothersbaugh" of my family.
April 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm the "ooo mark mothersbaugh" of my family.
The spring fair hits and suddenly everyone at the brewery has hay stacks in the bed of their truck.
April 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The spring fair hits and suddenly everyone at the brewery has hay stacks in the bed of their truck.
**hotties on screen 2024
December 31, 2024 at 8:20 PM
**hotties on screen 2024
It's important that you wear Northern Exposure apparel when you travel around Washington, so people know that you're chill like that.
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It's important that you wear Northern Exposure apparel when you travel around Washington, so people know that you're chill like that.
Sharing on every platform. In everyone group text. The best picture I've ever taken: Cemetary deer.
October 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Sharing on every platform. In everyone group text. The best picture I've ever taken: Cemetary deer.
That silly moment when you're in a hotel room and think I'm going to check out what's on this here cable TV but you know you're just searching for whatever channel shows that evening Golden Girls good shit.
October 19, 2024 at 3:49 AM
That silly moment when you're in a hotel room and think I'm going to check out what's on this here cable TV but you know you're just searching for whatever channel shows that evening Golden Girls good shit.
People think they don't know Vitamin C but you get me mumble singing what I know of Graduation and suddenly it's oh yeah okay sure.
October 16, 2024 at 10:40 PM
People think they don't know Vitamin C but you get me mumble singing what I know of Graduation and suddenly it's oh yeah okay sure.
I know I'm in the minority here but i really enjoy ludacris saying make your mammary glands giggle in holidae in. I think it's so silly, it's good .
September 28, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I know I'm in the minority here but i really enjoy ludacris saying make your mammary glands giggle in holidae in. I think it's so silly, it's good .
I'm in a very cool vegas restaurant and It Wasn't Me is blaring. How very "my 4th grade class before the big Nisqually earthquake of 2001" of them.
September 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I'm in a very cool vegas restaurant and It Wasn't Me is blaring. How very "my 4th grade class before the big Nisqually earthquake of 2001" of them.
Eric Roberts has 64 (sixty-four) credits for 2024 on IMDb.
September 19, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Eric Roberts has 64 (sixty-four) credits for 2024 on IMDb.
No one (me) in the theater was actually interested in the the rock christmas movie trailer but we (me) all turned to our left and whispered I mean I'll see anything with lucy liu soooo
September 18, 2024 at 6:04 AM
No one (me) in the theater was actually interested in the the rock christmas movie trailer but we (me) all turned to our left and whispered I mean I'll see anything with lucy liu soooo
The washington state stitchers fuck
September 9, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The washington state stitchers fuck
When you're at the state fair and everyone walking past the big ass pumpkins turns to their loved ones and says one thousand five hundred and thirty seven pounds 😲
September 9, 2024 at 12:36 AM
When you're at the state fair and everyone walking past the big ass pumpkins turns to their loved ones and says one thousand five hundred and thirty seven pounds 😲
I'm at a minor league baseball game and I am fucking sick of the dance-cam skipping over the dancing old dudes being for some kid doing the fortnight dance for the thousandth time.
September 4, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I'm at a minor league baseball game and I am fucking sick of the dance-cam skipping over the dancing old dudes being for some kid doing the fortnight dance for the thousandth time.
All these boys are famous but only 2 made me scream and yell their names when i saw them.
💕💕Giancarlo & Evan💕💕
💕💕Giancarlo & Evan💕💕
July 8, 2024 at 6:23 AM
All these boys are famous but only 2 made me scream and yell their names when i saw them.
💕💕Giancarlo & Evan💕💕
💕💕Giancarlo & Evan💕💕
One chapter into tony randalls memoir. He's already said cunt. Well ed begley sr said cunt (off script, on stage!) in a tony memory. But still. Hoping for some good stuff 🤞
June 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
One chapter into tony randalls memoir. He's already said cunt. Well ed begley sr said cunt (off script, on stage!) in a tony memory. But still. Hoping for some good stuff 🤞
Read 30 pages of an Ellery Queen while eating sushi solo in a busy restaurant and now I'm in love with Ellery Queen but like in a nasty way those romantasy readers are deeply horny for gargoyle men. That's me with with nerdy fuck who hates rich people but also fully stays at their vacation homes.
February 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Read 30 pages of an Ellery Queen while eating sushi solo in a busy restaurant and now I'm in love with Ellery Queen but like in a nasty way those romantasy readers are deeply horny for gargoyle men. That's me with with nerdy fuck who hates rich people but also fully stays at their vacation homes.
Covid has given me time to watch so much stuff on criterion. Filling my brain with the goods while all the numbers (phone, pin, age) seem to be leaking right the heck out 🥲
October 1, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Covid has given me time to watch so much stuff on criterion. Filling my brain with the goods while all the numbers (phone, pin, age) seem to be leaking right the heck out 🥲
Jaws 2 is making us wait so long for this guy that said a girl had "tits like a sparrow" to die. Having Roy scheider run around in cut off shorts, as if that's enough for us!
September 23, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Jaws 2 is making us wait so long for this guy that said a girl had "tits like a sparrow" to die. Having Roy scheider run around in cut off shorts, as if that's enough for us!
I am, once again, having the time of my life at the state fair hobby hall 🤗
September 10, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I am, once again, having the time of my life at the state fair hobby hall 🤗
My letterboxd review for Dirty Mary Crazy Larry was basically lol I guess we're all just here being hot for Deke (Adam Roarke) and then literally none of the reviews were about being horny for Deke?!?!!?
September 4, 2023 at 9:16 PM
My letterboxd review for Dirty Mary Crazy Larry was basically lol I guess we're all just here being hot for Deke (Adam Roarke) and then literally none of the reviews were about being horny for Deke?!?!!?
It's been suggested I don't have a personality and to that i say yeah maybe.
August 26, 2023 at 9:27 AM
It's been suggested I don't have a personality and to that i say yeah maybe.