Evan Long
@evanlong.org
As seen on the @nytimes, @cnn, @wsj, and @cnbc, aspiring Forbes 30 under 30 Felon
Happy Prime to those that celebrate
I celebrate 40-50% of the time
I celebrate 40-50% of the time
July 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Happy Prime to those that celebrate
I celebrate 40-50% of the time
I celebrate 40-50% of the time
Columbia has established what kind of school it is. Just haggled over the price
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...
Columbia Concedes to Trump’s Demands After Federal Funds Are Stripped
The administration has moved to cut $400 million in federal funding to the university without changes to its policies and rules.
www.nytimes.com
March 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Columbia has established what kind of school it is. Just haggled over the price
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/21/n...
If anyone that voted for Trump is having regrets, I’d say the chickens have come home to roost, but they are all dead from bird flu
January 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If anyone that voted for Trump is having regrets, I’d say the chickens have come home to roost, but they are all dead from bird flu
All that “masculine” energy from team Trump and they can’t stand a little cold?
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
All that “masculine” energy from team Trump and they can’t stand a little cold?
Remember kids, Santa prefers ultra pasteurized whole milk, and chocolate chip cookies
None of this raw milk nonsense
None of this raw milk nonsense
December 25, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Remember kids, Santa prefers ultra pasteurized whole milk, and chocolate chip cookies
None of this raw milk nonsense
None of this raw milk nonsense
TIL JD Vance isn’t using the name he was assigned at birth: James Donald Bowman!
apnews.com/article/elec...
apnews.com/article/elec...
What's in a name? Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance has had many of them
Over the course of his 39 years, Vance’s first, middle and last names have all been altered in one way or another.
apnews.com
December 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
TIL JD Vance isn’t using the name he was assigned at birth: James Donald Bowman!
apnews.com/article/elec...
apnews.com/article/elec...
What kind of toxic hell has Instagram been for teen girls that motivated the current marketing blitz on all media I consume (TV, streaming, podcasts…)
December 17, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What kind of toxic hell has Instagram been for teen girls that motivated the current marketing blitz on all media I consume (TV, streaming, podcasts…)
When Trump said he could shoot someone, and not lose any votes, I didn’t think that it could be true.
I just never considered he meant insurance CEOs
I just never considered he meant insurance CEOs
December 6, 2024 at 4:56 AM
When Trump said he could shoot someone, and not lose any votes, I didn’t think that it could be true.
I just never considered he meant insurance CEOs
I just never considered he meant insurance CEOs
This year I am engaging ChatGPT to help fight the war on Christmas:
Oh Santa, you tyrant, atop your red seat,
Selling joy’s promise with lies bittersweet.
I’ll fight with my wallet, my coupons, my wit—
Your kingdom of tinsel? I’m done with it!
Oh Santa, you tyrant, atop your red seat,
Selling joy’s promise with lies bittersweet.
I’ll fight with my wallet, my coupons, my wit—
Your kingdom of tinsel? I’m done with it!
December 2, 2024 at 4:07 PM
This year I am engaging ChatGPT to help fight the war on Christmas:
Oh Santa, you tyrant, atop your red seat,
Selling joy’s promise with lies bittersweet.
I’ll fight with my wallet, my coupons, my wit—
Your kingdom of tinsel? I’m done with it!
Oh Santa, you tyrant, atop your red seat,
Selling joy’s promise with lies bittersweet.
I’ll fight with my wallet, my coupons, my wit—
Your kingdom of tinsel? I’m done with it!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thursday!*
*those outside the USA more than likely
Happy Thursday!*
*those outside the USA more than likely
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thursday!*
*those outside the USA more than likely
Happy Thursday!*
*those outside the USA more than likely
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
November 22, 2024 at 6:10 PM
54 years ago today the United States put a man on the moon
July 20, 2023 at 3:07 PM
54 years ago today the United States put a man on the moon
The metaverse just turned out to be Twitter all along
July 6, 2023 at 6:56 AM
The metaverse just turned out to be Twitter all along
My cat thinks he’s an outdoor cat
June 2, 2023 at 10:06 PM
My cat thinks he’s an outdoor cat