Ev
@evandroiden.bsky.social
Androgynous android from the future
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Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Bro I hate when my condiments squirt all over my food. Like damn girl I didn’t know you were so excited to be used.
Delete the thing that removing would make anything better.
Private Equity
Private Equity
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Delete the thing that removing would make anything better.
Private Equity
Private Equity
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Sending myself things thru Substack because of my employer's firewalls feels like what i imagine smuggling contraband in your asshole feels like
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sending myself things thru Substack because of my employer's firewalls feels like what i imagine smuggling contraband in your asshole feels like
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voice training is like anal training but for your throat's asshole
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
voice training is like anal training but for your throat's asshole
"I need a way to pay/recieve payments"
Payment processors:
"that's all we do!"
"oh perfect"
Payment processors:
"And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways"
"huh?"
Payment processors:
"that's all we do!"
"oh perfect"
Payment processors:
"And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways"
"huh?"
July 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"I need a way to pay/recieve payments"
Payment processors:
"that's all we do!"
"oh perfect"
Payment processors:
"And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways"
"huh?"
Payment processors:
"that's all we do!"
"oh perfect"
Payment processors:
"And also police what you spend your hard earned money on, to make sure you only spend money in puritan god-fearing christian ways"
"huh?"
Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st
July 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Corporations when it turns from 12:59 on June 31st to 00:00 July 1st
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I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.
age verification: I was born a few months after wolfenstein 3d came out
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I was born after Ocarina of Time, but before Majora's Mask.
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Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others
July 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Earthbound fans don't significant others, they have Magicant others
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It's too late, I've already depicted you as a Mugwump for your unwillingness to endorse the monetary policy of Social Credit
June 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's too late, I've already depicted you as a Mugwump for your unwillingness to endorse the monetary policy of Social Credit
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real friends are there for each other
May 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
real friends are there for each other
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Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico
May 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico
How long have they been edging for?
May 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How long have they been edging for?
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Here's a thread of some of the gofundme campaigns set up for some of the folks who were hurt or killed yesterday at the Lapulapu festival. Please consider supporting these folks and share these links around your networks!
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Here's a thread of some of the gofundme campaigns set up for some of the folks who were hurt or killed yesterday at the Lapulapu festival. Please consider supporting these folks and share these links around your networks!
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Seriously, I'm struggling with upcoming expenses
If anyone has a spare $200, please DM me! I will be your best friend forever
April 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Seriously, I'm struggling with upcoming expenses
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Make the Bullies Bust
April 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Make the Bullies Bust
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We're just about 75% of the way there!!
Let's bump it up, y'all!!
Let's bump it up, y'all!!
March 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We're just about 75% of the way there!!
Let's bump it up, y'all!!
Let's bump it up, y'all!!
Post a meme made by you
March 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Post a meme made by you
Every conservative who supports this should have their PCs and search histories searched. The past has shown they do this to deflect from their own predatory behaviors.
Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries... and apply it nationally—to the internet.
Under the guise of protecting kids from "pornography"
www.lee.senate.gov/2025/2/senat...
Under the guise of protecting kids from "pornography"
www.lee.senate.gov/2025/2/senat...
With Support from Heritage Action, Republican U.S. Senator Mike Lee Introduces SCREEN Act for 119th Congress to Protect Children from Pornography Online
With Support from Heritage Action, Republican U.S. Senator Mike Lee Introduces SCREEN Act for 119th Congress to Protect Children from Pornography Online
goldrushcam.com
March 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Every conservative who supports this should have their PCs and search histories searched. The past has shown they do this to deflect from their own predatory behaviors.
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no, i have no idea why VLC media player isn't working
*shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*
*shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*
February 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
no, i have no idea why VLC media player isn't working
*shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*
*shifts around uncomfortably with a traffic cone up my ass*
