Evan de Graaff
evandegraaff.bsky.social
Evan de Graaff
@evandegraaff.bsky.social
Yo, I'm Evan! Dutch 🇳🇱 musician 🎸 in Japan 🗼, husband, dad of 3, software engineer.
Streaming NOW: Fortnite! https://twitch.tv/evandegraaff https://kick.com/evandegraaff
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
So tempted to DM those crypto spammers who mocked me. How's that portfolio looking now, champs?
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Streaming NOW: Fortnite!
https://twitch.tv/evandegraaff
https://kick.com/evandegraaff
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
South Park
Clubhouses
Season 2 E 12 • 09/23/1998

Relationships never become less confusing.
And clubhouses are amazing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
South Park
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Season 2 E 11 • 09/02/1998

Plane'arium or Cheesy Poofs? Drugs are good, m'kay?
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
South Park
Chickenpox
Season 2 E 10 • 08/26/1998

We could've learned from this with Covid. Ookiemouth!
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
South Park
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Season 2 E 9 • 08/19/1998

Grammy-level relevant, Grammy 2026-level relevant.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
South Park
Summer Sucks
Season 2 E 8 • 06/24/1998

This could be about the Netherlands, fireworks prohibition and a little hint to Sinterklaas.
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
South Park
City on the Edge of Forever
Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998

Flashback re-runs, except they're alternate reality versions. Cool.
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Season 2 E 6 • 06/10/1998

Rage baiting and blame throwing! Painfully relevant.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Conjoined Fetus Lady
Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998

Misplaced admiration and obsessed sports fans, sounds about right.
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Chickenlover
Season 2 E 4 • 05/27/1998

Respect my authoritah! Iconic.
And sex offenders doing bad things to "do good", relevant.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Season 2 E 2 • 04/22/1998

Aborting an 8 year old, it's still a discussion.
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Rewatching South Park and I'm gonna bore you with that.
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Today's victim routine brought to you by recycled outrage.
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Everyone suddenly agrees with me on Billie Eilish.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Gooood morning y'all! I put my motivation in the same place I put my keys, has anyone seen either?
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Just watched Mr. Nobody 2. Is it me, or are movies just not exciting anymore? Bob Odenkirk is a great actor tho ngl.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Streaming... Guitar Test... Join me at Kick or Twitch. https://www.twitch.tv/evandegraaff
https://kick.com/evandegraaff
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I cut my hair and my youngest does NOT like the change.
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Thanks TikTok for the vote of confidence! I'll be sure to do that once I figure out how to earn the first ¥1.
February 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Gooood morning! What do you mean, it's February?!
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Streaming... Fortnite... Join me at Kick or Twitch. https://www.twitch.tv/evandegraaff
https://kick.com/evandegraaff
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 PM
React base, why the sudden shift to kebab case?
- Longer filenames, causing sooner truncation.
- More characters in error logs.
- Breaks decades of JavaScript/React conventions.
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
バターチキンカレーとナンだよ〜
February 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM