Eva Bora |Tysons 11/10-13
@evaexquisite.bsky.social
Boston-based existential romantic. Ex-STEM, always ADHD & self-developing. Puns, positivity, & plenty of unexpected skillsets. I'm an engineer's wet dream... And everyone else's too
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It's not often I look at my civvie job and think to myself "fck it I just wanna be a wh0re FT" but this is one of those days.
Trying not to cry too hard in my studio because Hot Lawyer Crush is having a long night here in his office too
Trying not to cry too hard in my studio because Hot Lawyer Crush is having a long night here in his office too
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's not often I look at my civvie job and think to myself "fck it I just wanna be a wh0re FT" but this is one of those days.
Trying not to cry too hard in my studio because Hot Lawyer Crush is having a long night here in his office too
Trying not to cry too hard in my studio because Hot Lawyer Crush is having a long night here in his office too
Normal people cheering up their friends: You're great and I'm glad I know you
Me: The Brain Gremlins are lying about your greatness. Smite them with your true power.
Me: The Brain Gremlins are lying about your greatness. Smite them with your true power.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Normal people cheering up their friends: You're great and I'm glad I know you
Me: The Brain Gremlins are lying about your greatness. Smite them with your true power.
Me: The Brain Gremlins are lying about your greatness. Smite them with your true power.
The boss battle in Chrono Cross with Nikki on the guitar sped up and from a side angle just looks like they're humping the air
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The boss battle in Chrono Cross with Nikki on the guitar sped up and from a side angle just looks like they're humping the air
It's early but I'm feeling the pull to do cross country skiing this winter... I've said I would several times but I'm finally feeling like my body can handle it.
Where to go?
Where to go?
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's early but I'm feeling the pull to do cross country skiing this winter... I've said I would several times but I'm finally feeling like my body can handle it.
Where to go?
Where to go?
Y'all I just won $2500 on a 50 cent bet on an online slot. WTF.
What a way to end a fantastic week.
What a way to end a fantastic week.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Y'all I just won $2500 on a 50 cent bet on an online slot. WTF.
What a way to end a fantastic week.
What a way to end a fantastic week.
It's weird. I feel like parts of me started to come back to live again within the past two years as my symptoms lessened and became more manageable. I've had to figure out who I am all over again.
From a nurse who has witnessed it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's weird. I feel like parts of me started to come back to live again within the past two years as my symptoms lessened and became more manageable. I've had to figure out who I am all over again.
They voted to reopen
Bring back SNAP benefits ASAP
Bring back SNAP benefits ASAP
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They voted to reopen
Bring back SNAP benefits ASAP
Bring back SNAP benefits ASAP
In other news... I like trains
a black and white drawing of a train with the words freegifmaker.me underneath
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November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In other news... I like trains
In other news... I like trains
a black and white drawing of a train with the words freegifmaker.me underneath
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November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In other news... I like trains
Listen I try not to bleed blue all over the place but holy shit these Republican house speakers are just awful
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Listen I try not to bleed blue all over the place but holy shit these Republican house speakers are just awful
The men here in DC are treating me very well 🥰 Great to meet y'all and hopefully we'll see each other again soon!
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The men here in DC are treating me very well 🥰 Great to meet y'all and hopefully we'll see each other again soon!
Caught up on season 2 of Hazbin Hotel just as the new episodes released today. That soundtrack is hitting me in all the feels but maybe it's because I'm tired and being overly reflective.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Caught up on season 2 of Hazbin Hotel just as the new episodes released today. That soundtrack is hitting me in all the feels but maybe it's because I'm tired and being overly reflective.
Tfw you want to meet the provider you loved on Twitter for several years when you finally tour their home city, but you discover they retired and are untraceable so now you can't even say thank you for your parasocial help all these years 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tfw you want to meet the provider you loved on Twitter for several years when you finally tour their home city, but you discover they retired and are untraceable so now you can't even say thank you for your parasocial help all these years 😭
I'm really impressed with where I'm staying in Tysons. Steps from a train station, plenty of parking, well-designed hotel, lots of places to walk around and get good eats...
My longer dates will love it over here.
My longer dates will love it over here.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm really impressed with where I'm staying in Tysons. Steps from a train station, plenty of parking, well-designed hotel, lots of places to walk around and get good eats...
My longer dates will love it over here.
My longer dates will love it over here.
The shoot is DONE! Y'all I am SO excited about how this came out!
I just finished making some of the goodies for my four very generous sponsors. Want to join them or upgrade your current sponsorship? You have until midnight Eastern time to do so:
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I just finished making some of the goodies for my four very generous sponsors. Want to join them or upgrade your current sponsorship? You have until midnight Eastern time to do so:
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November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The shoot is DONE! Y'all I am SO excited about how this came out!
I just finished making some of the goodies for my four very generous sponsors. Want to join them or upgrade your current sponsorship? You have until midnight Eastern time to do so:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
I just finished making some of the goodies for my four very generous sponsors. Want to join them or upgrade your current sponsorship? You have until midnight Eastern time to do so:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Yesterday was a good day to be with a die-hard Dolphins fan that splurged for a crazy good game 😅 I also lost my bet that they'd lose, but I'm a woman of my word: I wore the jersey and tank.
Thank you for the incredible weekend, M ❤️
Thank you for the incredible weekend, M ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yesterday was a good day to be with a die-hard Dolphins fan that splurged for a crazy good game 😅 I also lost my bet that they'd lose, but I'm a woman of my word: I wore the jersey and tank.
Thank you for the incredible weekend, M ❤️
Thank you for the incredible weekend, M ❤️
I might have lost a bet with my FMTY client that's a Dolphins fan. More details at 4 (maybe)
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I might have lost a bet with my FMTY client that's a Dolphins fan. More details at 4 (maybe)
Buy this SPF 50 oil for your next beach trip. Put it on all over your person while they're in their bathing suit. Thank me later.
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Buy this SPF 50 oil for your next beach trip. Put it on all over your person while they're in their bathing suit. Thank me later.
"Best morning I've had in a year!" - man who hasn't woken up in bed with me for a year
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Best morning I've had in a year!" - man who hasn't woken up in bed with me for a year
Me: I don't drink much
Also me: shoots my limoncello shot and half of Mr. M's he didn't finish before we get up and leave
Also me: shoots my limoncello shot and half of Mr. M's he didn't finish before we get up and leave
Dessert with Mr. M bc we need it in our lives sometimes
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Me: I don't drink much
Also me: shoots my limoncello shot and half of Mr. M's he didn't finish before we get up and leave
Also me: shoots my limoncello shot and half of Mr. M's he didn't finish before we get up and leave
Dessert with Mr. M bc we need it in our lives sometimes
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dessert with Mr. M bc we need it in our lives sometimes
Obligatory palm tree photo
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Obligatory palm tree photo
TIL the tech in my civvie business broke down and that's actually why I haven't had people coming back... And now I feel stupid that no one told me.
Ahhh I don't need this today! I need to pack, shave, and go to bed early.
Ahhh I don't need this today! I need to pack, shave, and go to bed early.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
TIL the tech in my civvie business broke down and that's actually why I haven't had people coming back... And now I feel stupid that no one told me.
Ahhh I don't need this today! I need to pack, shave, and go to bed early.
Ahhh I don't need this today! I need to pack, shave, and go to bed early.
That moment when we first make contact and you can feel the first sparks of desire
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That moment when we first make contact and you can feel the first sparks of desire