Eva Bora | BOS and FMTY
@evaexquisite.bsky.social
Boston-based existential romantic. Ex-STEM, always ADHD & self-developing. Puns, positivity, & plenty of unexpected skillsets. I'm an engineer's wet dream... And everyone else's too
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Hey y'all, I'll be in Waltham next week Tuesday thru Friday afternoon.
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
Muting my h00ker apps tonight because I'm hosting a party in ten minutes and don't need some dingaling texting me nasty shit when my bestie is just trying to decide what sushi she's gonna order.
January 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Muting my h00ker apps tonight because I'm hosting a party in ten minutes and don't need some dingaling texting me nasty shit when my bestie is just trying to decide what sushi she's gonna order.
I have half a mind to take a cheap flight up to SF on the 23rd and fly out on the 24th from there... I won't do it unless I get at least two 2 hr bookings or one 4+ hour booking though.
If that's you, reach out at evabora.com/contact
If that's you, reach out at evabora.com/contact
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I have half a mind to take a cheap flight up to SF on the 23rd and fly out on the 24th from there... I won't do it unless I get at least two 2 hr bookings or one 4+ hour booking though.
If that's you, reach out at evabora.com/contact
If that's you, reach out at evabora.com/contact
Hey y'all, I'll be in Waltham next week Tuesday thru Friday afternoon.
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Hey y'all, I'll be in Waltham next week Tuesday thru Friday afternoon.
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
One of my favorite toys died just as my libido spiked through the roof...
So I'm looking for a new precious
toy-- I mean client.
Openings here: evabora.com/calendar
Honestly I did something like this for a brief period when with my semi-exclusive as he transitioned into to being a single dad. It was wholesome, but it took stress off in practical ways... As well as fun ways ☺️
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Honestly I did something like this for a brief period when with my semi-exclusive as he transitioned into to being a single dad. It was wholesome, but it took stress off in practical ways... As well as fun ways ☺️
The world overall kinda sucks right now and I want to collapse but just know I'm doing what I can to keep going.
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The world overall kinda sucks right now and I want to collapse but just know I'm doing what I can to keep going.
OMG, when I say @dateavivaruse.bsky.social wrote a steamy follow-up to my Fantasy Series with her, I am not kidding. *I* want to book us for a duo now 😅
Her Substack releases Sunday. To read my part (and for the link to her Substack), follow my part one below:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Her Substack releases Sunday. To read my part (and for the link to her Substack), follow my part one below:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Fantasy Series: Eva-Aviva Loca (Part 1)
+ She's coming back 2/9-12th
open.substack.com
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
OMG, when I say @dateavivaruse.bsky.social wrote a steamy follow-up to my Fantasy Series with her, I am not kidding. *I* want to book us for a duo now 😅
Her Substack releases Sunday. To read my part (and for the link to her Substack), follow my part one below:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Her Substack releases Sunday. To read my part (and for the link to her Substack), follow my part one below:
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Him: don't worry, I'll find a place to host us.
The place he picks:
The place he picks:
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Him: don't worry, I'll find a place to host us.
The place he picks:
The place he picks:
Some people might find it annoying, but I actually love when my local clients I've seen before reach out and say "Hey I want to see you soon, when can we make that happen? These dates and time frames work well for me."
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Some people might find it annoying, but I actually love when my local clients I've seen before reach out and say "Hey I want to see you soon, when can we make that happen? These dates and time frames work well for me."
Sx so good your neighbor smiles at you as you walk out 😬
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Sx so good your neighbor smiles at you as you walk out 😬
Within the past hour, I sent three emails out that started with "good morning"
My dears, it's 1:54pm as I type this out.
My dears, it's 1:54pm as I type this out.
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Within the past hour, I sent three emails out that started with "good morning"
My dears, it's 1:54pm as I type this out.
My dears, it's 1:54pm as I type this out.
When he says "Sorry for being a horndog" but I've been undressing him with my eyes for the past ten minutes
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
When he says "Sorry for being a horndog" but I've been undressing him with my eyes for the past ten minutes
For the first time in over ten years, I finally remembered to take a picture of the odometer on January 1st.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
For the first time in over ten years, I finally remembered to take a picture of the odometer on January 1st.
Listen I like red wine, but I also like old fashions.
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Listen I like red wine, but I also like old fashions.
I've been quiet about this because I've been sick but also processing this...
I'm really, really disappointed with how my final photoshoot photos turned out.
They were not even close to the quality I've seen from her portfolio or social feeds.
I'm really, really disappointed with how my final photoshoot photos turned out.
They were not even close to the quality I've seen from her portfolio or social feeds.
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've been quiet about this because I've been sick but also processing this...
I'm really, really disappointed with how my final photoshoot photos turned out.
They were not even close to the quality I've seen from her portfolio or social feeds.
I'm really, really disappointed with how my final photoshoot photos turned out.
They were not even close to the quality I've seen from her portfolio or social feeds.
So over the past 30 days, for every time I bought lunch out for no reason or spent on entertainment, I had to deposit the exact same amount in my brokerage account.
... I could absolutely hit CoastFIRE by the end of 2026 if I cut that spending in half and invest 50% more than I have this month
Wtf
... I could absolutely hit CoastFIRE by the end of 2026 if I cut that spending in half and invest 50% more than I have this month
Wtf
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So over the past 30 days, for every time I bought lunch out for no reason or spent on entertainment, I had to deposit the exact same amount in my brokerage account.
... I could absolutely hit CoastFIRE by the end of 2026 if I cut that spending in half and invest 50% more than I have this month
Wtf
... I could absolutely hit CoastFIRE by the end of 2026 if I cut that spending in half and invest 50% more than I have this month
Wtf
I'm finally feeling marginally better. How y'all had a lovely Christmas and see you in the new year!
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm finally feeling marginally better. How y'all had a lovely Christmas and see you in the new year!
I've been sleeping 10+ hours the past two days due to getting sick, so please be patient with me if I haven't answered you recently.
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've been sleeping 10+ hours the past two days due to getting sick, so please be patient with me if I haven't answered you recently.
I'll take kinks I didn't know existed for 500, Alex.
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'll take kinks I didn't know existed for 500, Alex.
Trying to update my current website while working on my new website while trying to reply to inquiries while trying to edit a new Fantasy Series 😱 Hold on I need a minute to breathe
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Trying to update my current website while working on my new website while trying to reply to inquiries while trying to edit a new Fantasy Series 😱 Hold on I need a minute to breathe
My 2025 travel included:
DC
Ft. Lauderdale
Frankfurt
Paris
Boulder
LA
Austin
San Diego
Stowe, VT
Chicago
Sedona
Duncan, BC
It was a busy travel year, and I want to explore new places in the new year ☺️
DC
Ft. Lauderdale
Frankfurt
Paris
Boulder
LA
Austin
San Diego
Stowe, VT
Chicago
Sedona
Duncan, BC
It was a busy travel year, and I want to explore new places in the new year ☺️
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My 2025 travel included:
DC
Ft. Lauderdale
Frankfurt
Paris
Boulder
LA
Austin
San Diego
Stowe, VT
Chicago
Sedona
Duncan, BC
It was a busy travel year, and I want to explore new places in the new year ☺️
DC
Ft. Lauderdale
Frankfurt
Paris
Boulder
LA
Austin
San Diego
Stowe, VT
Chicago
Sedona
Duncan, BC
It was a busy travel year, and I want to explore new places in the new year ☺️
So I think the answer is in my bank account
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So I think the answer is in my bank account
Had a cancellation tomorrow so now my early afternoon is open.
Want this to be you?
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Want this to be you?
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
I've been feeling like a fine porcelain doll with how sensitive I am to touch this week, and I've been writhing under soft hands with intent eyes watching me.
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Had a cancellation tomorrow so now my early afternoon is open.
Want this to be you?
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
Want this to be you?
open.substack.com/pub/evaexqui...
I've been feeling like a fine porcelain doll with how sensitive I am to touch this week, and I've been writhing under soft hands with intent eyes watching me.
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
December 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've been feeling like a fine porcelain doll with how sensitive I am to touch this week, and I've been writhing under soft hands with intent eyes watching me.
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
... I still want more.
I still have openings Thursday and Friday.
To view schedule and book: Evabora.com/calendar
I love Fitbit's new AI for suggesting how I can do "spinning" better.
I mean I was riding something for eleven minutes straight 🤣
I mean I was riding something for eleven minutes straight 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I love Fitbit's new AI for suggesting how I can do "spinning" better.
I mean I was riding something for eleven minutes straight 🤣
I mean I was riding something for eleven minutes straight 🤣
Sx so good you can't find your car keys for 30 minutes 🔑
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Sx so good you can't find your car keys for 30 minutes 🔑