Just realizing that the USA is giving real "peaked in high school" energy right now.

According to google-There are roughly 11 million unauthorized immigrants in the U.S.
With this Big Beautiful Bill, we are increasing spending of Immigration enforcement to 170 Billion.
This means we are reportedly spending $15,454.55 a person to attempt to get them out of the country.
Money wasted.

Therapy Fact #2:
Not all therapists are alike. They all come with their own experience and flavor that they bring to sessions. Just because you didn't have a good experience doesn't mean they are all bad. Just like pizza, you sometimes gotta try from a few places before you find your favorite.

I decided I'm going to provide some facts about therapy so if people ever see my account they may have some helpful take-aways.

Does the existence of a mozzarella stick imply the existence of a mozzarella tree?

Inquiring minds wish to know.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, and I think there is something behind Netflix buffering for two minutes on Mike Tyson's ass.

Wake up people. #ButtGate

I don't think it is fair to the color red when paired with the word flag to be synonymous with meaning a bad thing.

I propose making "Nazi Flag" or "Confederate Flag" the new slang for signaling danger.

Ex: "That guy on Tinder sure loves posing with fish, what a Confederate Flag"

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

The best part of my day was learning that @theonion.com did in fact buy info wars.

The worst part was getting past the disbelief and fact checking several sources that it wasn't just another Onion article.