Misplaced the date for the launch of this year's War on Christmas ™️. Can someone remind me?
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Misplaced the date for the launch of this year's War on Christmas ™️. Can someone remind me?
The law is heavily reliant on notification.
If you don't want the monkeys to have cigarettes and lighters, put a frickin' sign up like you did about not feeding them!
Anyway, I've been banned from the zoo. Again.
If you don't want the monkeys to have cigarettes and lighters, put a frickin' sign up like you did about not feeding them!
Anyway, I've been banned from the zoo. Again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The law is heavily reliant on notification.
If you don't want the monkeys to have cigarettes and lighters, put a frickin' sign up like you did about not feeding them!
Anyway, I've been banned from the zoo. Again.
If you don't want the monkeys to have cigarettes and lighters, put a frickin' sign up like you did about not feeding them!
Anyway, I've been banned from the zoo. Again.
I loaned my bone conducting headphones to my girlfriend. They have like 2 or 3 preprogrammed voice outputs, like "pairing mode" and "battery - high".
My girlfriend gave them back to me and the voice outputs are now in Chinese.
This doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
My girlfriend gave them back to me and the voice outputs are now in Chinese.
This doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
October 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I loaned my bone conducting headphones to my girlfriend. They have like 2 or 3 preprogrammed voice outputs, like "pairing mode" and "battery - high".
My girlfriend gave them back to me and the voice outputs are now in Chinese.
This doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
My girlfriend gave them back to me and the voice outputs are now in Chinese.
This doesn't surprise me whatsoever.
Dude just described the Republican party on Jan 6.
October 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Dude just described the Republican party on Jan 6.
Funniest s**t I've seen in a while.
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Funniest s**t I've seen in a while.
Any who DIDN'T or DOESN'T think Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz AND the MAGAts aren't racist af has been woefully inattentive.
One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez.
Use the Google to look up Dory Miller.
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One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez.
Use the Google to look up Dory Miller.
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September 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Any who DIDN'T or DOESN'T think Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz AND the MAGAts aren't racist af has been woefully inattentive.
One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez.
Use the Google to look up Dory Miller.
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One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez.
Use the Google to look up Dory Miller.
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A Wendy's is southeast Louisiana has some dark zen going on.
September 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A Wendy's is southeast Louisiana has some dark zen going on.
Said the asswipe in a cult…
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Said the asswipe in a cult…
Unfathomable. Unforgivable.
The new CDC director is trying to kill you. Not just “the most vulnerable”; you, me, everyone. This is a comic book-level evil scenario.
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Unfathomable. Unforgivable.
Hanging banners with pictures of Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz. Soooo un-cult-like.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hanging banners with pictures of Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz. Soooo un-cult-like.
So Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz has already killed the people during the pandemic from not taking said pandemic seriously, and the Capitol Police officers killed and rendered to disability status when he sent his cult after them and now there's this fuckface dismantling health. My question...
August 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz has already killed the people during the pandemic from not taking said pandemic seriously, and the Capitol Police officers killed and rendered to disability status when he sent his cult after them and now there's this fuckface dismantling health. My question...
It meets the criteria for a terrorist organization.
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
Emil Bove has been confirmed to a lifetime federal judgeship on the Third Circuit Court of Appeals
July 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It meets the criteria for a terrorist organization.
Thought we did that...like...a while ago.
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thought we did that...like...a while ago.
The only person NOT in this picture, living or dead up until this pic is Micheal Collins. The sum total of humanity except him is in this picture.
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The only person NOT in this picture, living or dead up until this pic is Micheal Collins. The sum total of humanity except him is in this picture.
While Trump being mentioned in the "Epstein files," presents optical issues, it's important to remember that just because someone was an acquaintance of Epstein, it doesn't mean they knew about or participated in his rape of children.
That being said, this video is seriously damninng.
That being said, this video is seriously damninng.
🚨Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18?
Jeffery Epstein: “Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.”
Jeffery Epstein: “Though I'd like to answer that question, at least today I'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights.”
July 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
While Trump being mentioned in the "Epstein files," presents optical issues, it's important to remember that just because someone was an acquaintance of Epstein, it doesn't mean they knew about or participated in his rape of children.
That being said, this video is seriously damninng.
That being said, this video is seriously damninng.
Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz is nothing of not RELIABLE in his complete dedication to bullshit. It's his oxygen.
Trump on Jerome Powell: “He’s a terrible Fed chair. I was surprised he was appointed.”
Trump appointed Jerome Powell during his first term in office.
Trump appointed Jerome Powell during his first term in office.
July 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz is nothing of not RELIABLE in his complete dedication to bullshit. It's his oxygen.
Definitely worth the 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
History teacher explains psychology behind Trump cult in a thought provoking video.
Must watch.
substack.com
July 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Definitely worth the 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
I've never really enjoyed poetry. It's just not my deal. Or wasn't. Today in the car I had a moment of...clarity and a poem about how life takes twists and turns and we just have to find our place. I named it, "It's green, asshole."
July 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I've never really enjoyed poetry. It's just not my deal. Or wasn't. Today in the car I had a moment of...clarity and a poem about how life takes twists and turns and we just have to find our place. I named it, "It's green, asshole."
🧵Today I was in the grocery store, and saw a young man who appeared to to have developmental or cognitive challenges. He was with a woman who seemed to be showing him how to grocery shop, and pay for the purchase with a "Louisiana Purchase" card, the food stamp program in my state.
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July 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
🧵Today I was in the grocery store, and saw a young man who appeared to to have developmental or cognitive challenges. He was with a woman who seemed to be showing him how to grocery shop, and pay for the purchase with a "Louisiana Purchase" card, the food stamp program in my state.
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Trump Says He Gave Iran Permission to Bomb U.S. Base in Qatar and…Well, Mostly Crickets?
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July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz is trans, apparently.
June 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz is trans, apparently.
Patriots read the Constitution.
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Patriots read the Constitution.
@kairyssdal.bsky.social I'm totally with you on the stock market being the economy, something you've said repeatedly in the past. 2 questions: *Should* the stock market be a reasonable reflection of the direction of the economy, overall? Does high frequency trading and the OTB nature of today's...
May 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@kairyssdal.bsky.social I'm totally with you on the stock market being the economy, something you've said repeatedly in the past. 2 questions: *Should* the stock market be a reasonable reflection of the direction of the economy, overall? Does high frequency trading and the OTB nature of today's...