Got two galaxy/nebula lamps and it looks like I've opened a magic portal on the ceiling

Things you see in a craft store because....reasons?

"You're on my mountain. Johnathan 's mountain."

"Oh....who are you?"

LAURA, CHILD, HE JUST TOLD YOU.

Being promised snow only to have the weather forecast now calling for clear skies is like being promised a day off only to find out you're working a double.

DID THEY JUST OLD YELLER THIS DOG??

Wait ok the dog is fine.

I wish I had screenshot the discord call I was in with my party members back when we played Curse of Strahd. The party turned around in the middle of a masquerade ball to see Strahd with his teeth in my character's throat. The shock on their faces as the party healer became a vampire?

Priceless.

The only context yall get for this one is that it was a Percy Jackson tabletop game

Rewashing Little House on the Prarie as I work on my cross stitch project.

Gods, I forgot how much I hate Mrs. Olsen.

On today's episode of DnD-

"I would really like a peaceful chat where you give me the information I want. My friends here would love to invent new sports with your various limbs. The choice is yours, darling."

My bard interrogating a bandit after an ambush.

Throwback to when my #Ventrue character accidentally made a deal with the Master of the Wild Hunt.

#MissYouDaddyDeerest

Things my DMs and STs have learned to fear when I'm playing-

"So....I have an idea..."

Since the DM of the game this is from follows me back-

Is it GIMM-ond or Gimm-OND?

IYKYK

The current project

Let this be my inaugural post- I played my first game of Werewolf the Apocalypse last night. My character experienced her first change and went on a rampage that ended with her ripping the spine of of a man.

This bodes promising for her future.